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Clips from Family Guy - New Kidney in Town (S09E09)

"You never heard of Red Bull? It's an energy drink."
Family Guy
"Here you go, Peter. It's on the house."
Family Guy
"So? What do you think?"
Family Guy
"And I feel"
Family Guy
"And I feel like ljust got home"
Family Guy
"Good evening. Our top story tonight,"
Family Guy
"Barack Obama makes a visit to James Woods High School."
Family Guy
"Yes, it's time to get jiggy with it, Quahog... I thought we had taken that out."
Family Guy
"President Barack Obama will visit James Woods High next month,"
Family Guy
"and this little town of ours couldn 't be more abuzz."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, this is gonna be so amazing! It's all anybody in my class is talking about."
Family Guy
"-Darn it, why is this so hard? -What's wrong, Chris?"
Family Guy
"Just 'cause Obama's coming, everybody in my English class"
Family Guy
"has to write a stupid essay about hope. But this is all I can come up with."
Family Guy
"Chris, this is just a shaded-in triangle and the word "muff.""
Family Guy
"For God's sakes, Meg, it's a first draft. Just tell me if you think the tone is right."
Family Guy
"Well, I don't know what this is, but it's not what hope is about, Chris."
Family Guy
"Well, if you're such a genius, you tell me what hope is."
Family Guy
"when it's the day of prom and you haven't been asked."
Family Guy
"Hope pushes the caterpillar through the cocoon"
Family Guy
"and drives the salmon upstream."
Family Guy
"Your breasts may be small and your glasses may be thick,"
Family Guy
"but hope doesn't hold up a mirror."
Family Guy
"Hope is a horizon we head for, Ieaving nothing behind us but fear."
Family Guy
"And though we may never reach our goals,"
Family Guy
"it's hope that will save us from who we once were."
Family Guy
"Wow. Did you Iearn that at school?"
Family Guy
"No. You can't just Iearn creative writing, Chris."
Family Guy
"-I don't think they choose that. -Oh, please, they choose that."
Family Guy
"(DOORKNOB RATTLING)"
Family Guy
"(TALKING RAPIDLY) Hey, hey, hey, hey! What's up, party people?"
Family Guy
"What the hell are these things, curtains or something? Boring!"
Family Guy
"There, that's terrific. It opens up the whole room."
Family Guy
"Peter, there you are. Where the hell have you been?"
Family Guy
"I've been worried sick."
Family Guy
"Oh, so I had a few Red Bulls, drove to New York."
Family Guy
"What's the big deal? There's my Iittle man!"
Family Guy
"-Done! -Wow, Dad, that was pretty cool."
Family Guy
"Can I try some Red Bull?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, can you try some Red Bull?"
Family Guy
"Chris, I'd take it as an insult if you didn't."
Family Guy
"Go on, take 'em, take 'em, take 'em, take 'em."
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING) That's what Woody Woodpecker says."
Family Guy
"AII right, I'm gonna go outside and milk the cow."
Family Guy
"-Peter, where'd you get that cow? -Oh, that's a silly question, Lois."
Family Guy
"I bought it so we can have fresh milk every day."
Family Guy
"Whoa, boy, that Red Bull's some strong stuff."
Family Guy
"(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)"
Family Guy
"Hey, everybody, welcome back to The Price Is Right."
Family Guy
"Time to spin the wheel."
Family Guy
"Top winner for the day is Peter,"
Family Guy
"so you're gonna be the first to spin it."
Family Guy
"Go ahead, Peter, close as you can to a dollar without going over."
Family Guy
"(BEEPING)"
Family Guy
"AII right, while we're waiting for the wheel to spin,"
Family Guy
"you want to say hi to anybody?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, Drew, I want to say hi to Lois, Brian,"
Family Guy
"Chris, Stewie, Meg, Joe, Bonnie, Quagmire, CIeveland,"
Family Guy
"Mort, Seamus, Adam West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce,"
Family Guy
"Carter, Babs, Tom Tucker, Angela, Opie, Carl, Herbert,"
Family Guy
"Jillian, Consuela, Giant Chicken, Greased-up Deaf Guy!"
Family Guy
"Okay. I'm sure they're happy to hear that."
Family Guy
"Whoa, paramedics, come on down!"
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING)"
Family Guy
"Oh, God! You scared the shit out of me."
Family Guy
"Well, the principal said it was the best one in the class,"
Family Guy
"and he wants me to read it aloud to introduce the President!"
Family Guy
"Chris, that's incredible!"
Family Guy
"Remember when I used to come to school to wipe you,"
Family Guy
"and I'd say, "Someday I won't have to wipe you anymore"
Family Guy
""and you'II do great things"?"
Family Guy
"Well, this has been a big year for us."
Family Guy
"Wait a second. Give me that."
Family Guy
""Hope pushes the caterpillar through the cocoon"
Family Guy
""and drives the salmon upstream.""
Family Guy
"But now you get to meet the President of the United States"
Family Guy
"because of what I wrote."
Family Guy
"I... I don't know... Mike?"
Family Guy
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Lois, where is my Red Bull?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I got rid of it."
Family Guy
"It was making you crazy, and it's not good for you."
Family Guy
"That's why I poured it all out in the garden."
Family Guy
"Official flower business."
Family Guy
"What are you doing, Peter?"
Family Guy
"I'm making my own Red Bull."
Family Guy
"Lois can't stop me from experiencing"
Family Guy
"the manic highs and Iows my body demands."
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, hang on, you're adding kerosene?"
Family Guy
"Peter, that's insane. That'II destroy your body."
Family Guy
"Kerosene is fuel, Brian. Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is Red Bull."
Family Guy
"(SIGHS)"
Family Guy
"See, Brian? I feel great."
Family Guy
"Peter? Peter, are you alive?"
Family Guy
"(GROANING)"
Family Guy
"You're alive. Okay, I won't..."
Family Guy
"I was gonna eat you."
Family Guy
"Dr. Hartman, please tell me, is my husband gonna be all right?"
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid all the toxic chemicals"
Family Guy
"your husband ingested from his homemade energy drink"
Family Guy
"-have caused total kidney failure. -(GASPS)"
Family Guy
"How was Cancun?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Kidney failure? Is he gonna be okay?"
Family Guy
"Until a donor is found, he's gonna have to undergo"
Family Guy
"dialysis treatments three times a week."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. We'II do the dialysis."
Family Guy
"Hey, Doc, I'm here for my dialysis."
Family Guy
"Have a seat, Peter. Let's get you hooked up."
Family Guy
"Doc, I don't know how much more of this I can take."
Family Guy
"-It's been three weeks. -I know, I saw the caption."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but I just go crazy just sitting here for so Iong."
Family Guy
"I know it's tough, but maybe there's something I can do to make it easier."
Family Guy
"Here, play with this bucket of afterbirth."
Family Guy
"Heh!"
Family Guy
"The Lockhorns. AIways Iocking horns."
Family Guy
"(GASPS) Oh, my God, that's why they call it that."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, you got here just in time! Chris is almost on."
Family Guy
"Shh! Mom, here it is."
Family Guy
"As Quahog prepares for the arrival ofPresident Barack Obama,"
Family Guy
"it will be a very big day for one local teenager"
Family Guy
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