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Clips from Family Guy - New Kidney in Town (S09E09)

"On which we used to rely?"
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"-Oh, boy. -Can I close my eyes?"
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"DOG 2: Hey, are you guys dogs?"
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"Oh, wow. Well, if you're that tired, Peter,"
Family Guy
"(SINGING) And I feel like ljust got home"
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"And I feel..."
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"Hope is what gets you out of bed in the morning"
Family Guy
"It's got to be inside you, Iike musical talent"
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"or athleticism or the ability to choose to be gay."
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"-Holy smoke, it's crowded in here. -Hey!"
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"(STEWIE EXCLAIMING)"
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"Here you go, have some cans, one, two, three, four, five."
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"(MOOING)"
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"(SCREAMING) Ahhh!"
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"(MOANING)"
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"Mom, oh, my God, guess what!"
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"I wrote that! You stole this from me."
Family Guy
"Hey, you didn't say I couldn't use it."
Family Guy
"I bet you don't even know what his first name is."
Family Guy
"Why the hell would you do that?"
Family Guy
"Now, why don't you Ieave me alone while I'm doing my important work?"
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"Peter, that drink will kill you."
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"Brian, whatever kills me makes me stronger."
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"I won't eat you then."
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"Cancun, actually, thanks for asking. Just got back."
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"Well, yes and no."
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"We'II put him on a kidney transplant Iist, but that could take months."
Family Guy
"Dialysis? Is there any other way?"
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"Yes, there is."
Family Guy
"A weaver of dreams at the loom of the mind."
Family Guy
"I got to admit, Chris, this is pretty exciting. When did you become so coherent?"
Family Guy
"Meg, is that true?"
Family Guy
"Good for you. So we've all done something."
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING)"
Family Guy
"MAN ON TV: Coming up next, Charles in Charge."
Family Guy
"I mean, that's not gonna kill you."
Family Guy
"Remember when nobody had any muscle tone?"
Family Guy
"JOE: Yeah, is that Iike a rummage sale thing?"
Family Guy
"QUAGMIRE: You know, I heard the sweater budget"
Family Guy
"What are you talking about? I feel great. Like I could go another 20 years or more."
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"(SPLASHING)"
Family Guy
"Next time, we could be too Iate."
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"or God knows what else? He could die! He needs a new kidney now!"
Family Guy
"Unless you know someone who's a compatible organ match"
Family Guy
"I'm afraid you're not a match."
Family Guy
"Well, then I don't know what else to do."
Family Guy
"I once tried to clone a chicken."
Family Guy
"The result wound up being a man-sized chicken"
Family Guy
"The only thing is..."
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"(LAUGHING) That car's getting towed!"
Family Guy
"I'II... I'II do it. I'II give you my kidneys."
Family Guy
"But Brian, you'II die!"
Family Guy
"I'd probably be dead anyway, Iying under some freeway overpass."
Family Guy
"You're saving my Iife."
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"And, hey, we... We had a Iot of good years together, right?"
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"You really think I can?"
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"Stewie, what the hell? Are you out of your mind?"
Family Guy
"I know what you're planning to do, and I won't allow it!"
Family Guy
"You're not going to kill yourself for that fat bastard!"
Family Guy
"Come on, you, you can Iive without a dog, Stewie,"
Family Guy
"Stewie, you're not a race car driver."
Family Guy
"(SNIFFLING)"
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"But Brian, I... I don't wanna Iose anybody!"
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"I don't... I don't wanna Iose anybody!"
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"(CRYING)"
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"-I Iove you so much! -Go... Go roll around in the sandbox..."
Family Guy
"Well, you see, Mrs. Griffin, I found another donor for your husband."
Family Guy
"-Do dogs have kidneys? -Yes."
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"-You're gonna Iive! -(INDISTINCT, HAPPY TALKING)"
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"for something that's not a terrible play."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Principal Shepherd."
Family Guy
"My sister Meg will be helping me introduce the President,"
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"through the cocoon and drives the salmon upstream."
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"it's hope that will save us from who we once were."
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"And now..."
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"You gotta be sincere"
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"Ifyou're really sincere"
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"Suffer!"
Family Guy
"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"Lucky there 's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Lucky there 's a man who positively can do"
Family Guy
"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He 's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Okay, okay, I got one."
Family Guy
"Would you rather have dinner and then sex with Megan Fox's body"
Family Guy
"with Leonard Nimoy's head on it"
Family Guy
"or reroof an entire condo complex by yourself?"
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"No, eye contact the whole time and a Iot of kissing."
Family Guy
"Well, how about Megan Fox's head on Leonard Nimoy's body?"
Family Guy
"I know, somehow that's better."
Family Guy
"How many units are in the condo?"
Family Guy
"-Thirty-two. -Tile roof or shingles?"
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"Yeah, 'cause it makes a difference what you're carrying up that Iadder."
Family Guy
"-Wait, whose neck is it? -Huh?"
Family Guy
"I mean, where's the cutoff?"
Family Guy
"You know, is it Megan Fox's neck"
Family Guy
"or am I burying my face in Leonard Nimoy's turkey gizzard?"
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"-Nimoy's neck. -You have got yourself a roof."
Family Guy
"I'II take the Spock-Fox intercourse."
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"AII right, Peter, your turn."
Family Guy
"Boxers or briefs?"
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"-What? -That's the worst one I've ever heard."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm sorry. I'm exhausted, all right?"
Family Guy
"I didn't get any sleep 'cause Brian and the neighbor's dog kept me up all night."
Family Guy
"BRIAN: Hello?"
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"-Hello? -DOG: Hello."
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"-BRIAN: Are you a dog? -Yes!"
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"BRIAN: I am also a dog."
Family Guy
"DOG: AII right! BRIAN: Yeah!"
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"DOG: We're dogs! BRIAN: Yeah, we're dogs!"
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"DOG: We're dogs that Iive near each other!"
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"BRIAN: Yeah! DOG: We're totally dogs!"
Family Guy
"BRIAN: Yeah, both of us!"
Family Guy
"maybe you should have some coffee."
Family Guy
"Yeah, or you could have some Red Bull."
Family Guy
"Red Bull? What the hell is Red Bull?"
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