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Clips from Family Guy - The Son Also Draws (S01E01)

"l'd say come again? And then l'd laugh because l said ''come.''"
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"But thank God that's not the case. You're a Scout."
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"Meg?"
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"l thought that was just when you were asleep."
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"What do you want?"
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"l don't want to be in the Scouts anymore. l just want to draw."
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"l was kinda hoping you could tell Dad. But try and open with a joke."
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"Tell him yourself."
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"You remember when he tried to sneak me into the County Fair?"
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"One, please."
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"Nothing about this adds up at all!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Dad, the Scouts are no fun. And l.... Wait a minute."
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"Chris, l am going to stand up, walk out of this room..."
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"...and we will never speak of this again."
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"Speed, you should not race! Ha-ha!"
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"The Mach 5 is not ready! Ha-ha!"
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"But Pops, l must race! Ha-ha!"
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"Very well. But l am not really your father! Ha-ha!"
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"Okay girls, get ready..."
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"...get set...."
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"Please God, l don't ask you for much."
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"But let my boy win this race."
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"Do not go until l wave my flag. l can't stress that enough."
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"l'll wave it once just to show you how it looks."
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"CHRlS: Look out!"
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"Griffin is disqualified!"
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"Who died and made you President Nixon?"
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"Look, it's been two years!"
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"Your idiot son hasn't earned a single merit badge."
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"lf you'll excuse me, l've got to administer some spankings."
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"Come on. Give him a little more time."
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"All right! You've got three days to earn a badge!"
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"Three days! That's tomorrow! We gotta get going!"
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"Stewie, look what Mommy made for dessert."
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"Me and Chris will take ours to go."
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"We've only got one more night to get that badge."
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"Dad, maybe we should just give up. l mean, we tried everything."
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"We almost got that one for insect study."
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"Look, Chris. lt's a whole family of WASPs."
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"My, Margaret. What a sub-par ham."
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"Perhaps l can't bake a ham."
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"Patty, did you know that your mother is a whore?"
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"l think it's great that you and Chris've been spending so much time together."
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"But he's the one who should be earning that badge."
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"Where do you get off telling me how to raise my son?"
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"Right. Okay. We'll try it your way, honey."
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"There's my Scout!"
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"Not anymore, Dad. l'm out."
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"What? Those bastards! Don't you worry. l'll get you back in!"
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"Don't take no for an answer, Chris. You're a Griffin."
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"And a Griffin never knows when to stop."
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"Clear!"
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"Clear!"
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"You saved my life, Doctor!"
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"l'm calling that troop leader. We're going over his head."
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"Straight to the Scout head office in New York."
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"Ha-ha! Did you hear? The Griffins are going to New York!"
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"This does not affect us at all. Ha-ha!"
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"l can't believe we're going to New York."
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"Dad, you don't really have to do this."
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"Yes, l do. No boy of mine is gonna get booted out of the Scouts."
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"Strapping you in, honey, so you don't get hurt."
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"So l don't get hurt."
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"That's the best you can do, you dull-witted termagant?"
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"l brought your Raffi tape."
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"Play WheeIs on the Bus and get the hell out of my sight."
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"Where's Brian?"
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"No, thanks. l've been to New York."
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"lt's like Prague sans the whimsy."
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"Will you be okay by yourself?."
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"l think l'll manage."
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"All right, you guys. We're off!"
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"And neither will that guy."
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"Okay. l'm thinking of a movie."
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"-ls it an action movie? -No."
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"-ls it a musical? -No."
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"-ls it a good movie? -lt has its moments."
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"-CooI Runnings. -Right!"
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"We interrupt this program for some episodes of One Day at a Time."
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"And damn it, Schneider!"
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"I'II fix your sink, Miss Romano."
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"And by that I mean I'II have sex with you."
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"And by that, I mean I'II fix your sink."
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"And by ''sink, '' I mean your reproductive organ."
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"And by ''reproductive organ, '' I mean the thing between your knees."
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"I guess that one's kind of seIf-expIanatory."
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"Peter, we're lost."
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"...l can't ask a human being for directions."
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"-Why not? -Because l'm a man."
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"Haven't you ever seen a stand-up comedian, Lois?"
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"Dad, maybe we should go home."
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"No way. We came to get you back into the Scouts."
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"And that's exactly what we're gonna do."
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"Peter, the car is making funny noises."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Come on! That one's not even real!"
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"God! We gotta stop!"
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"Wow! An lndian casino!"
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"Yeah. l gotta find me the stink lodge!"
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"Come on, you guys. No time to lose!"
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"Hold it."
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"Hold it!"
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"Hold it!"
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"AUTOMATED lNDlAN: WeIcome to our casino, paIefaces."
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"FeeI free to visit gift shop in Iobby and restaurant on second fIoor."
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"Do you have reservations?"
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"OnIy about the veaI!"
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"This is gonna be a photo finish, Lois!"
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"Excuse me. Can you tell me how to get to New York?"
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"Sure. But what's your hurry, ma'am?"
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"Thank you. But l really don't approve of gambling."
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"Technically it's not really gambling."
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"We're trying to rebuild our shattered culture..."
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"...after you raped our land and defiled our women."
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"As long as you're not using it for firewater."
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"Look, a bow tie."
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"l'm David Bowie."
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"Bo Derek!"
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