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Clips from Family Guy - The Son Also Draws (S01E01)

"Very funny! Now tell the one that doesn't suck!"
Family Guy
"Thank you. Yes. And what's the deal with airline food?"
Family Guy
"Thanks, ''Watches You Pee.''"
Family Guy
"Where's your mother?"
Family Guy
"l didn't know you knew how to play poker."
Family Guy
"-Yeah. -How you doing?"
Family Guy
"-Yeah. -That's good, honey. Let's go."
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"lt's funny. l never knew video poker could be so much fun."
Family Guy
"You win a few hands and all those lights go off."
Family Guy
"And you just feel so good inside."
Family Guy
"Yeah, gambling is great. No question about it."
Family Guy
"lt felt so good. l kept putting my money in."
Family Guy
"And before l knew it, l'd lost $40. l'm so embarrassed."
Family Guy
"That's okay. As long as you learned your lesson."
Family Guy
"l did, Peter, for a couple of minutes. Then...."
Family Guy
"This is so silly. l started playing again."
Family Guy
"l could swear l parked here."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you did. But here's the really silly thing, Peter."
Family Guy
"l won't panic. l need to go back in the casino..."
Family Guy
"What? That's ridiculous!"
Family Guy
"They have no idea what things are worth!"
Family Guy
"Nice going, Mom."
Family Guy
"l finally get my driver's license and you lose the car to a poker machine."
Family Guy
"How ironic."
Family Guy
"Don't talk about your mother that way. She is not an iron."
Family Guy
"...and get Chris back into the Scouts."
Family Guy
"l got it. l'll just get Brian to wire us some money."
Family Guy
"Damn it, JuIie! I am not shacking up with my boyfriend."
Family Guy
"SCHNElDER: Yeah. AII the away."
Family Guy
"Damn, Schneider! What won't you say?"
Family Guy
"l'm sorry, Peter. l feel so foolish."
Family Guy
"lt just seemed like such a good cause."
Family Guy
"-What did you just say? -''l'm sorry.''"
Family Guy
"-After that. -''l feel foolish.''"
Family Guy
"-After that. -''Casino's profits.''"
Family Guy
"-The whole thing. -''Everyone in the tribe shares the profit?''"
Family Guy
"That's it! Let's go!"
Family Guy
"l'm sorry to hear about your misfortune."
Family Guy
"But we're not allowed to return gambling losses."
Family Guy
"Whoa. Wait a second. Not so fast. Tell me of your history, of your past."
Family Guy
"l come from a long line of you people."
Family Guy
"My great-grandfather's name was Jeep Grand Cherokee."
Family Guy
"l mean, Chief Grand Cherokee. He was a rainmaker."
Family Guy
"''l'm so happy doing the neutron dance"
Family Guy
"''l'm just burning doing the neutron dance''"
Family Guy
"And he also killed a bunch of Krauts at Wounded Knee."
Family Guy
"So are you gonna give me back my car, or what?"
Family Guy
"l have to confer with the council of the elders. You wait here."
Family Guy
"Are you nuts, Peter? You'll never get away with this."
Family Guy
"Why not? l've fooled people before."
Family Guy
"You remember that time l pretended to be gay?"
Family Guy
"There is no way they're gonna believe you're an lndian."
Family Guy
"He's an lndian."
Family Guy
"How do you know?"
Family Guy
"-l can tell. -You think everyone's an lndian."
Family Guy
"Maybe we can put him through a test."
Family Guy
"Like a really impossible stunt to prove he's the real deal."
Family Guy
"Way to think outside the box, Frank."
Family Guy
"To prove you are truly a member of our tribe, you must go on a vision quest."
Family Guy
"Of course l do. l'm an lndian. But why don't you explain it to my wife?"
Family Guy
"A vision quest is a sacred spiritual journey."
Family Guy
"He must remain there until he can communicate with nature."
Family Guy
"He must hear the wisdom of the rocks and trees."
Family Guy
"And then his guiding spirit must appear to him..."
Family Guy
"...and reveal a great personal truth."
Family Guy
"And it's gotta be a real vision."
Family Guy
"We're lndians. We're gonna know if he's lying."
Family Guy
"Sucker."
Family Guy
"LOlS: Peter, please don't do this. We can buy another car."
Family Guy
"l'll give extra piano lessons on Sundays."
Family Guy
"Come on. All l gotta do is have a spiritual vision."
Family Guy
"l've had one before."
Family Guy
"Peter, those are Cheerios."
Family Guy
"You must begin your journey now."
Family Guy
"-Now's your chance to be alone with Dad. -Are you nuts? l'm not attracted to Dad."
Family Guy
"-Tell him you don't want to be in Scouts. -Thanks, Meg."
Family Guy
"Yipes."
Family Guy
"-How about it, Lenny? -What the hey? The more the merrier."
Family Guy
"Water! Thank God!"
Family Guy
"CHRlS: Dad, l'm hungry. Are we gonna die? Of course not."
Family Guy
"This isn't the first time l found my own food in the wild."
Family Guy
"Dumb broad."
Family Guy
"They've been gone for over six hours."
Family Guy
"How long do these vision quests usually take?"
Family Guy
"lt varies."
Family Guy
"Of course l.... No."
Family Guy
"Why would you send my husband and son out..."
Family Guy
"...into the wilderness without any food or supplies?"
Family Guy
"Because we really like your car?"
Family Guy
"Must eat. Haven't snacked in hours."
Family Guy
"Can't feel my eyes."
Family Guy
"Hot enough for you?"
Family Guy
"l say, ''Hot enough for you?''"
Family Guy
"Yeah. l guess. Oh, my God! l'm communicating with nature!"
Family Guy
"Tree, if one of you falls and there's no one around, do you make a noise?"
Family Guy
"-He hasn't shut up about it since. -Sure. Stand there and bitch!"
Family Guy
"But would any of you take the time to help me?"
Family Guy
"l'm playing the world's smallest violin, Scott."
Family Guy
"The Fonz!"
Family Guy
"What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Shouldn't you be in the middle of a Tuscadero sandwich?"
Family Guy
"Now, Mr. C was like a father to me."
Family Guy
"And he always listened, you know?"
Family Guy
"And Griffin, right now, your son needs you to listen to him. Whoa!"
Family Guy
"Sure. Whatever you say. Fonzie?"
Family Guy
"There's something l always wanted to ask you. You were with a lot of girls."
Family Guy
"-Did you ever get a sexual disease? -Herpes twice. And the clap."
Family Guy
"Dad? Can l talk to you?"
Family Guy
"Not now, son!"
Family Guy
"Sure. Go right ahead."
Family Guy
"Sure. Go right ahead."
Family Guy
"l don't want to be a Scout, Dad. l just don't have fun there."
Family Guy
"-Dad, this is what l really like to do. -What? You want to draw?"
Family Guy
"Son, why don't you just stick a knife in my heart?"
Family Guy
"-l mean, so you drew this? -Yeah. l know they suck."
Family Guy
"Not all of them. Some of these look pretty good."
Family Guy
"-Really? -Yeah!"
Family Guy
"l didn't know anyone in this family had any talent."
Family Guy
"Except for that one thing your mother does."
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