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Clips from Family Guy - You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives (S04E04)

"Me, too. It's been way too long."
Family Guy
"It's great to have visitors."
Family Guy
"Except for that time Moby-Dick stayed with us."
Family Guy
"Do you have any Raisin Bran?"
Family Guy
"Well, can you go get me some?"
Family Guy
"It would be like Raisin Bran, but it's not Raisin Bran."
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"That would be like Total with raisins in it."
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"Oh, no locks. Thank you, Homeland Security."
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"Thanks."
Family Guy
"Matthew McConaughey?"
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"Oh, sorry, Sierra Tango 817."
Family Guy
"Roger that."
Family Guy
"Oops. Well, look at it this way."
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"I just got you on next year's Oscar telecast."
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"- Where? - Third one in line."
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"Hey, Cousin!"
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"Hey, Jasper!"
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"Everybody, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor."
Family Guy
"How was your flight?"
Family Guy
"Oh, torture! Five hours on my moneymaker,"
Family Guy
"sitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave."
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"Here I am in a committed relationship,"
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"and all I can think about is having a piece of Navy cake."
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"How does he always get my number? I don't know."
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"Anyway, I got big news, and I'll tell you over dinner. Greek. On me."
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"This idiot will fit in with our family"
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"as badly as Peter fit in with The Proclaimers."
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"Alyssa is all alone."
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"She's so pretty that if your Hacky Sack were my private parts,"
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"I'd let her do that to them."
Family Guy
"Um, wait. Yes."
Family Guy
"Welcome, citizens. Today we commemorate"
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"those brave Quahog soldiers who perished in the recent Gulf conflict."
Family Guy
"What is that?"
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"The spirit of America is epitomized by his inspiring motto,"
Family Guy
"'"Smack, smack, Sugar Smack."
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"to announce extreme budget cutbacks"
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"This is more exciting than that time"
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"me and my friends did mushrooms."
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"This is gonna be awesome!"
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"You said it."
Family Guy
"Man, you guys feel anything yet?"
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"I got a bellyache."
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"We shouldn't have did this, man."
Family Guy
"Lois, darling, those earrings are delicious. Total kitsch."
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"I'm opening a museum and putting you in it, they're that fabulous."
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"You think it's funny?"
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"Talking about earrings, and using words"
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"Oh, why did you stop?"
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"Hey, Jasper, let me ask you something."
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"When you're in the shower at the "Y,""
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"is that just like Supermarket Sweep for you guys,"
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"Peter, stop it."
Family Guy
"God! You're more clueless than Popeye."
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"they're giant tumors."
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"Oh, dear."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't realized"
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"this is not how a human being is supposed to look."
Family Guy
"And the speech thing, and what you're doing with your eye..."
Family Guy
"Uh, you had a stroke about seven years ago."
Family Guy
"That you've managed to be walking around all this time"
Family Guy
"is nothing short of a miracle."
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"I'd say about two months."
Family Guy
"Oh, you hear that, Meg?"
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"I mean, if they can do that, that's pretty much it for you, isn't it?"
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"I mean, you might as well pack it in. Game over."
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"Sure, Chris."
Family Guy
"I have a Young Republicans meeting after school. You wanna come?"
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"We help those who already have the means to help themselves."
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"that Jesus chose America to destroy nonbelievers and brown people."
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"Karl, this is Chris."
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"He wants to join our club."
Family Guy
"Karl is our chancellor."
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"There's just one little rite of initiation."
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"Well, if you can't laugh at yourself..."
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"of the Mayor's decision to spend the town's treasury on a gold frog."
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"As far as I'm concerned, his name is Dig Them."
Family Guy
"You're not welcome here, Dig Them."
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"I stand behind my decision."
Family Guy
"This press conference is over."
Family Guy
"Well, there you have it. Back to you, Tom."
Family Guy
"that I'm not the only Mayor West who's facing difficulties."
Family Guy
"But what I need now is a diversion."
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"My God! I'm a tomato!"
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"Oh, thank heaven."
Family Guy
"The von Trapp family escaped!"
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"What is this sin, my child?"
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"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"That's Rolfe!"
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"Hey, I didn't start this war, but it's on!"
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"Oh, Lois, there you are."
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"Listen, Ricardo and I wanna thank you"
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"Oh! You're having the wedding here?"
Family Guy
"Oh, uh, sure. No problem."
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"Hey, McButt the Crime Dog,"
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"I heard you and your little chew toy getting it on last night."
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"Ricardo and I were playing Clue,"
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"Peter, I'm not sure I'm comfortable"
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"having this wedding at the house."
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"Lois, I don't know what the big deal is. So they're gay."
Family Guy
"It's not like we're gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room."
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"That's not what I'm talking about."
Family Guy
"I've got nothing against homosexuals."
Family Guy
"I mean, I'll watch anything with David Schwimmer."
Family Guy
"But the idea of two men actually getting married,"
Family Guy
"it just doesn't seem right."
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"If gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us,"
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
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"- What's wrong? - Look."
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"Some breaking news today when Mayor West announced he will sign"
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"a citywide ban on gay marriages next week."
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"effectively distracted all of us from the Dig 'Em fiasco."
Family Guy
"Look at that."
Family Guy
"In the '30s, they called this an Uncle Spinny Dervish."
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"- Really? - I don't know. I'm just bored."
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"A ban on gay marriage? Oh, my God!"
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"I can't believe the wedding's off."
Family Guy
"and make a home with a skinny, hairless Filipino boy."
Family Guy
"Mayor West only banned gay marriage"
Family Guy
"Oh, Jasper, where'd you get these brownies?"
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