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Clips from Family Guy - You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives (S04E04)

"They're from a bakery in the West Quahog gay district."
Family Guy
"I thought they'd help my depression."
Family Guy
"Oh, I can see why. Oh, my God, they pack so much fudge into these."
Family Guy
"And look at this. There's even a couple of nuts lodged in there."
Family Guy
"Oh, I've got to do something."
Family Guy
"Jasper's always been there for me when I've needed him."
Family Guy
"The Bible also says a senior citizen built an ark"
Family Guy
"- Hey. - Yeah?"
Family Guy
"Did you name it?"
Family Guy
"Hi, Glenn."
Family Guy
"Uh, hey, will you sign a petition to overturn"
Family Guy
"Mayor West's ban on gay marriage?"
Family Guy
"Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity."
Family Guy
"Uh, Mr. Bottomtooth, would you like to sign the petition?"
Family Guy
"Chris, did you hear?"
Family Guy
"Some dog is going around town trying to get support for gay marriage."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's Brian. He's got a petition."
Family Guy
"Because if you do, I'll let you touch my boobs."
Family Guy
"Well, fantastic then."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm having a bit of a crisis."
Family Guy
"Well, these questions are too big"
Family Guy
"Which is why God made this film."
Family Guy
"but how do you know what to believe?"
Family Guy
"Well, here are a few tips that may help you tell when you've got a gay."
Family Guy
"If his answer is anything but '"I've never bought one, '""
Family Guy
"you've got a gay."
Family Guy
"Let's take a blood sample, Mr. Braga."
Family Guy
"I also have My Giant with Billy Crystal."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, no, no."
Family Guy
"Lois, how'd you like to be signature number 10,000?"
Family Guy
"Well, because I don't believe in gay marriage."
Family Guy
"Well, they certainly have every right to be together,"
Family Guy
"Well, that's not how they do it in West Quahog."
Family Guy
"By the way, Lois, I got a piercing over there."
Family Guy
"I'm not gonna tell you where, but I'll give you a hint."
Family Guy
"It wasn't my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls."
Family Guy
"Well, regardless of what you think,"
Family Guy
"this is going to change Mayor West's mind,"
Family Guy
"and we are gonna have Jasper's wedding here."
Family Guy
"Fine. Then until this is all over, I'll stay somewhere else."
Family Guy
"Fine, I'll go, but I'm not missing that gay wedding."
Family Guy
"I still kick myself for missing"
Family Guy
"that topless cheerleader parade"
Family Guy
"and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics,"
Family Guy
"Huh. Should have gone to that thing."
Family Guy
"You idiot! Now I'm going to have to get 10,000 more signatures"
Family Guy
"before tomorrow morning. What were you thinking?"
Family Guy
"When was the last time you were even with a woman?"
Family Guy
"- Uh, when did the Challenger blow up? - '86."
Family Guy
"Excellent. This is so important,"
Family Guy
"I'm going to sign it with all capital letters."
Family Guy
"That's what it's going to say, you'll see."
Family Guy
"I paid off a few people"
Family Guy
"So, it's a show about three hookers and their mom?"
Family Guy
"This is very impressive, but my decision stands."
Family Guy
"Go on, get out of here."
Family Guy
"I should warn you, I have a tiny bullet-proof shield,"
Family Guy
"the exact size of a bullet, somewhere on my body."
Family Guy
"And if you hit it, I'll be unharmed, and your plan will be foiled."
Family Guy
"You'll be the laughingstock of me."
Family Guy
"I don't want to shoot you, Mayor West."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's that on the ceiling?"
Family Guy
"Now I'm over here."
Family Guy
"by tearing up that gay marriage ban."
Family Guy
"You won't break me."
Family Guy
"15 years ago I swallowed everything I needed"
Family Guy
"to escape from a hostage situation."
Family Guy
"I'm prepared for a lengthy captivity as well."
Family Guy
"God, this is such an old-people house, you know."
Family Guy
"I mean, look at this candy jar."
Family Guy
"Let's see what you got here. You got..."
Family Guy
"You got licorice. Oh, that's, uh, that's..."
Family Guy
"I think I'll have some Freedent."
Family Guy
"A Luden's cough drop."
Family Guy
"Is that candy? No, I don't think that's candy. I think it's a cough drop!"
Family Guy
"What else we got? Look. Look at this."
Family Guy
"There's a fishing lure in the candy jar."
Family Guy
"Eat a fishing lure? Hey, look, Brian's on TV."
Family Guy
"And now, some Channel five exclusive footage"
Family Guy
"who's taken Mayor West hostage."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Brian's taken the Mayor hostage?"
Family Guy
"Gay marriage."
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, look at this."
Family Guy
"Whose key could this possibly be?"
Family Guy
"What if Brian's right?"
Family Guy
"I mean, certainly the love between a man and a woman should be sacred, but..."
Family Guy
"Who's talking about love? We're talking about marriage."
Family Guy
"Well, don't you love Mom?"
Family Guy
"Come on, Lois, look at her."
Family Guy
"So two straight people who hate each other"
Family Guy
"That's what we raised you to believe."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! I've made a terrible mistake!"
Family Guy
"I've been brainwashed, like Elizabeth Smart."
Family Guy
"It's so wonderful having her home again."
Family Guy
"She's brought music back into the house."
Family Guy
"Playing songs on the harp."
Family Guy
"It's only a matter of time before Mayor West signs that bill,"
Family Guy
"and you'll get to touch these."
Family Guy
"I'm going to be burying my dog."
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa. I said you could touch my boobs. Let's start with that."
Family Guy
"Look, Peter, if you can't get Brian to come out peacefully,"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're just cutting into the fat."
Family Guy
"I'll relax him by using my catchphrase."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's up with you?"
Family Guy
"You don't have a catchphrase."
Family Guy
"Excuse me."
Family Guy
"Would anyone like to play Stratego?"
Family Guy
"If two people love each other, they should have the right to get married."
Family Guy
"But you have to come down and give yourself up."
Family Guy
"If you drag this out any longer,"
Family Guy
"you're only hurting your own cause."
Family Guy
"She's right. I'm sorry, Mayor West."
Family Guy
"It's amazing. All he asked for in return"
Family Guy
"You're welcome."
Family Guy
"Listen, Lois,"
Family Guy
"I really appreciate you putting your discomfort aside,"
Family Guy
"Oh, please, I'm over all that now."
Family Guy
"They deserve happiness."
Family Guy
"No problem, Brian."
Family Guy
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