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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy's Roommate Lemonades! (S03E03)

"in the men's shelter next door."
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"This is so exciting!"
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"Can you believe I'm finally going to college?"
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"but that's all who you know."
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"Okay, maybe work backwards."
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"Overestimate a tiger friendship?"
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"You should take one of these career aptitude tests."
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"It said I should be a unlicensed barber"
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"Dr. Vanessa Poseidon."
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"want to take a free career test?"
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"you're gonna need to sit down for this."
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"Whoa."
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"Are you sure the other guy was gay?"
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"I didn't talk to him. I bounced."
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"I've been up all night processing this in my own way."
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"Spooky Sounds of the Haunted Mansion."
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"You have to talk to Mikey and give him a chance to explain."
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"Titus, Mikey's a good guy."
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"I'm Lemonading."
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"Today I am here to announce"
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"and to provide..."
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"to keep rich, white A-holes like this"
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"and "fixing" it so that real New Yorkers like us"
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"cannot afford to live here no more."
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"Bye-bye, sweetie. It's so good to see you."
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"Edible paper, a hat with pockets..."
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"But all the while..."
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"♪ Something don't taste right 'Cause it ain't right ♪"
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"♪ Like when you take a sip of water And it turns out to be Sprite ♪"
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"♪ I know your secret, and now I regret ♪"
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"♪ You know I'm not too 'ffeminate To cut me up a nerd ♪"
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"♪ Hell, nah, I ain't playing With you, Michael ♪"
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"♪ Uh-uh, I'm not fooling With you, Michael ♪"
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"♪ Michael, I'm not playing With you, meatball ♪"
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"♪ Still had that dartboard in your house ♪"
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"♪ Never had the flyest tenor in the choir Up in your shor-or-orts ♪"
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"♪ Nope ♪"
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"Miss Thing Say."
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"♪ Uh-uh, I'm not fooling With you, meatball ♪"
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"♪ You let this meerkat go to waste ♪"
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"Maybe."
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"Come on, horse-brusher."
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"Watch out!"
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"I'm going to school for crossing guarding!"
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"What the hell, Lillian?"
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"I'm a felon."
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"Oh. What about you, Creep?"
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"Payola."
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"Ah, this neighborhood's just a basket of deplorables."
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"I thought the cruise wasn't over for another two months."
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"Jeff?"
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"why did you draw the shades when you went inside the house?"
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"He came over to play Call of Duty."
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"Oh, okay, uh, but also, no."
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"What?"
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"That blue sweater I put on you in episode 204 of our relationship."
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"I don't know. It was all I had clean."
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"As I was about to sing in my next song..."
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"Come here, Kimmy. Come to me!"
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"Come on, girl."
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"Oh, Lillian, we agreed no bacon."
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"You're gonna vote for me tomorrow, aren't you, dear?"
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"That's why you need to vote for any candidate but Lillian."
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"If this yuppie bitch and her yuppie boyfriend"
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"- Brussels sprouts... - Yuck!"
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"Our rent will be jacked up so high,"
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"Sex and the City walking tour, that starts at 2:00."
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"Um, hi. My name's Perry."
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"And if you have any questions..."
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"Oh, yes. I didn't see anything in the pamphlet"
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"But we have a lot of other great vocational programs."
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"I took a test, and it said I was gonna be a crossing guard, so..."
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"and then I got really interested in philosophy."
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"I make that sound a lot 'cause no one will high-five me."
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"Ow! See?"
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"I know, right?"
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"I don't need the heat."
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"♪ You got what I need ♪"
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"♪ And Jeff is just a friend ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yeah, he's just a friend ♪"
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"whatever this is and say what you need to say."
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"Jeff is just a buddy."
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"I do own a baseball stick now."
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"In Indiana, I used to babysit a little girl named Detlef Schrempf."
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"Yeah."
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"That's why I'm just going to school now."
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"You can only control how you choose to respond to it."
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"It doesn't even have to be a donkey."
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"It could be a unicorn, if you want."
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"It's time for this unicorn to choose a cupcake."
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"You're swinging down, jackass."
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"You got to loosen up that stance, huh?"
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"It was a McDonald's PlayPlace where I was hiding from some teenagers."
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"- Ah! - Bro, you're killing me."
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"Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about!"
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"Voice evaluation complete."
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"Glitter, on my phone."
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"Titus, Jeff has never hit on me."
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"and you're gonna come running back to me,"
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"See, I know baseball."
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"What do you mean how do I know him?"
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"Oh, no. Oh, wow."
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"Voice evaluation complete."
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"What's got two hands, two feet,"
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"and is amazing at making choices?"
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"Attica! Attica!"
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"That was fun."
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"so I don't mind saying it."
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"Did he give you a single rose with a teddy bear clipped to it?"
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"Why didn't I do that? I tell everybody."
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"And why did I wear my date-night outfit? What's wrong with me?"
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"I mean, it never even occurred to me that you could play video games with a guy"
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"I mean, that could be too much of a good thing."
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"I am not the one to help you decide between Mr. Big and Hormf."
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"No, dude, I choose you."
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"I'll be your pet. I'll go wherever you want."
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