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Clips from South Park - Cartoon Wars: Part 2 (S10E10)

"It's incendiary, it's offensive to Muslims and people can get hurt."
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"Okay, but if you've got a problem with Family Guy, you'll have to wait in line."
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"has an appointment to try and get Family Guy off the air altogether."
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"Dude, can I go before you?"
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"Hello?"
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"Excuse me, I need to get to Los Angeles!"
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"Hey!"
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"Hello!"
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"...starting in a small town in central Colorado."
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"The idea has now spread all over America."
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"Muslims continue to riot in the Middle East,"
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"demanding that Family Guy not air tonight's episode."
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"And Muslim terrorists continue to make threats."
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"Osama Bin Laden had this to say."
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"Bin Laden went on to say that if Family Guy shows the image"
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"of Mohammed as planned,"
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"the terrorist retaliation will be immediate."
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"You one of them?"
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"- Who? - How come your head ain't in the sand?"
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"So you don't like Family Guy either, huh?"
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"I hate Family Guy."
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"So what's your plan?"
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"Look, kid, if you hate a TV show,"
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"Pretty soon the show is compromised, and it goes off the air."
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"Cool, man."
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"Yes. So my plan is to use this whole Mohammed thing"
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"I'm going to use fear to get them to do what I want."
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"Isn't that like terrorism?"
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"No. It isn't like terrorism. It is terrorism."
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"I could do that!"
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"Really? What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
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"I stole the head off a statue once."
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"Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Geez."
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"so I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him."
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"You got it, man. You got it."
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"See ya."
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"I want to assure the American people that as President"
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"Unfortunately, Mohammed will appear uncensored on Family Guy"
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"tonight at 7:00."
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"Mr. President!"
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"Mr. President!"
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"Mr. President, can't the writers of the show be reasoned with?"
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"Don't they know they are putting the country in danger?"
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"I have come to understand"
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"something about the Family Guy writing staff."
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"Suffice it to say that they will not be persuaded"
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"by the possibility of violence."
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"Mr. President!"
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"Mr. President!"
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"What exactly did you learn about the Family Guy writing staff, Mr. President?"
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"Mr. President!"
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"Mr. President!"
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"Couldn't you throw them in prison?"
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"Look, the fact of the matter is the Family Guy writing staff"
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"is protected by something called the First Amendment."
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"You know, right to free speech."
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"Mr. President!"
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"- Mr. President! - Mr. President!"
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"Mr. President, when your administration came up with this First Amendment,"
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"did it not foresee a problem like this might happen?"
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"Well, we didn't come up with the First Amendment."
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"It was already in place."
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"Forgive me, Mr. President, but this First Amendment"
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"sounds like a lot of bureaucratic jibbery joo."
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"Okay, let's discuss the fall line-up."
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"Sir, there's still one little boy out here"
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"All right, let's get this over with."
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"Please excuse my tiny crutch."
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"It's the only way I can get around these days."
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"You see, my father worked for a newspaper"
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"in my native country of Denmark."
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"His newspaper showed an image of Mohammed and two days later"
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"terrorists suicide-bombed his building."
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"I was in the lobby when it happened."
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"First one terrorist suicide-bombed us, then dozens more."
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"They just kept coming."
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"They were like Mexican jumping beans."
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"I just don't want to see people here at your studio getting hurt."
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"I feel terrible. It's so easy to put terrorism out of mind"
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"until one of its victims is staring you in the face."
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"Sir, if we pull the episode, the Family Guy writing staff"
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"will refuse to work again."
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"Little boy, will you talk to the Family Guy writing staff?"
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"If your story touches their hearts like it has ours,"
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"perhaps they'll back down from demanding we air the episode."
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"I'll certainly do my best."
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"If he can scare them like he has us,"
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"maybe we can pull the Mohammed episode after all."
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"Yes, and then Family Guy is as good as dead."
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"- What was what? - I said thank you."
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"Thanks a lot for the ride!"
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"Hey, it's the least I could do."
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"I hope you succeed, kid."
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"I really don't want to see Family Guy go off the air."
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"I love that show!"
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"I mean, I know it's just joke after joke, but I like that."
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"At least it doesn't get all preachy and up its own ass"
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"with messages, you know?"
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"Excuse me!"
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"Do you know which way the network president's office is?"
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"Who wants to know?"
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"Look, my fat bastard friend"
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"is trying to trick the network into getting Family Guy off the air."
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"The network president's office is in there."
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"No problem, man."
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"Hello?"
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"This can't be right..."
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"Cowabunga, mother..."
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"Oh, hi, Miss Travis."
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"The President has asked that Little Danny Pocket, here,"
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"speak with the Family Guy writing staff."
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"They're working on a new episode right now."
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"It won't take long, sir."
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"All right, I'll take him back."
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"You must be excited."
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"Not many people get to meet our writing staff."
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"Yes, I'm totally excited."
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"Family Guy is so funny."
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"Danny, the Family Guy writing staff."
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"- What are they? - They're manatees."
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