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Clips from South Park - Cartoon Wars: Part 2 (S10E10)
"Family Guy is written by manatees?"
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"Of course, it all makes sense, now."
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"They really are brilliant creatures."
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"You see, the right side of the tank is filled with idea balls."
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"The manatees choose an idea ball"
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"and swim it over to the joke combine on the other side of the tank."
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"There goes Gretchen!"
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"She came up with Gary Coleman!"
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"The idea balls drop into the joke combine"
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"and form a part of the new script."
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"Laundry, date, winning, Mexico, Gary Coleman."
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"A perfect Family Guy joke!"
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"I can see it now!"
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"Peter, you didn't do the laundry today."
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"You think that's bad?"
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"Remember the time I won a date to Mexico with Gary Coleman?"
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"What you talking about, Willis?"
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"These manatees demanded that Mohammed be shown? How?"
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"Manatees don't talk."
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"When Fo x censored the image of Mohammed last week,"
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"it also meant that the Mohammed ball had to come out of the idea tank."
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"It made the manatees very upset."
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"Pull just one idea ball out of the idea tank,"
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"and the manatees stop working."
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"All right, all right, put it back in!"
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"Either everything's okay to write about or nothing is."
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"wanted you to speak with the manatees?"
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"Oh, yes, yes."
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"I think you should allow the network to pull your episode with Mohammed."
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"- That isn't gonna work on them. - Why not?"
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"Don't you know anything about manatees?"
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"They are the only mammals"
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"Let me outta here, kid! Why are you doing this?"
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"- Cartman! - Hello, Kyle."
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"It looks like you've run into a little snag in your plan, as well."
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"You came so close to stopping me, didn't you, Kyle?"
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"There was just one thing you didn't count on."
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"That more people besides me hate Family Guy."
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"Yeah."
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"Who are you to decide it shouldn't be on the air!"
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"Shut up! You shut your...face, man!"
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"Did it work? Did you scare the network into pulling the episode?"
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"Not yet. But I've come up with a new plan."
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"As soon as everyone goes on their lunch break, I can sneak back in."
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"Good, Kyle!"
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"That's emotional character development based on what's happening"
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"in the storyline."
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"Not at all like Family Guy."
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"I've got some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank."
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"What?"
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"I don't understand it. What's wrong with them?"
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"We don't know, Mr. President, they just stopped working."
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"But nobody took any idea balls out of the tank, did they?"
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"Then why are they refusing to write?"
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"I agreed to show Mohammed uncensored!"
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"I did what you asked. What do you want from me?"
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"Sir, sir, if you don't mind my saying, I think you asked for this."
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"Now they know all they have to do is refuse to work"
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"You've spoiled them by caving in."
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"Now they think they can walk all over you."
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"Sir, you are in charge of this network, not them."
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"Maybe it's time you showed them who's in charge."
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"You're right."
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"It's time I stop letting these primadonna manatees tell me what to do!"
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"I'm pulling the Mohammed episode, you got that?"
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"And if you all don't want to work tomorrow,"
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"you can just find other jobs!"
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"How long before Family Guy is supposed to air?"
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"Twenty-five minutes."
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"I gotta hurry!"
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"I did it."
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"I am God."
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"Family Guy is going off the air"
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"Cartman!"
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"You...fat ass."
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"How the hell did you get out?"
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"That kid and I had a long talk."
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"I told him he was on a slippery slope to becoming a monster like you."
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"Oh, God damn it, you gave him one of your gay little speeches, didn't you?"
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"You are not killing Family Guy."
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"You're too late, Kyle. The president of the network"
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"is pulling the episode. Family Guy is as good as dead."
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"- I can't let you do that. - Get out of my way, or I'll kick your ass."
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"Fine, Kyle. I guess it was inevitable."
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"Kyle, let go."
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"Time in."
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"Okay, time out! Kyle, time out! Time out!"
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"- No more time outs, fat ass! - Time out. Time out, Kyle."
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"Kyle!"
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"Kyle, dude, that was in the balls."
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"Dude, seriously, that was in the balls!"
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"Let me up, Kyle."
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"Let me up, Kyle."
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"Okay! Stop it. Okay! Okay, okay, you win."
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"You win. I give up."
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"I had my fingers crossed."
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"Thanks, kid."
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"What? Mr. President, are you sure?"
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"Begin episode jettison sequence 0-2-900."
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"Abort system initiated."
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"Awaiting confirmation."
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"Mr. President, we need your final approval code."
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"Presidential approval code zero, zero, destruct..."
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"Sir, Mr. Television Executive! Stop!"
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"The little boy who convinced you to pull the episode is a bastard child."
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"it will be the end of Family Guy forever."
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"Mr. President, we need final authorisation."
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"Hold on, Julie. What are you talking about, kid?"
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"Pulling an episode because somebody is offended starts a chain reaction."
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"You'll have to pull more and more episodes"
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"until the show goes off the air completely."
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"It's what happened to Laverne and Shirley."
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"You mean, the manatees aren't trying to run the network?"
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"What manatees?"
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"Go ahead, Mr. President. Continue what you were doing."
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"No! You have to show Mohammed, Mr. President!"
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"Mr. President, we're awaiting your orders!"
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"Sir, just think about what you're doing to free speech."
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"No, think about the people who can get hurt."
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