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Clips from South Park - Cartoon Wars: Part 2 (S10E10)

"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Kyle, stop it!"
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"So long, Kyle!"
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"Mr President, there's something about the Family Guy writing staff"
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"having a holiday here at the Lazy "J" Ranch?"
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"But I do believe this steer I'm riding has the farts."
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"Isn't that Mohammed, the holy prophet of the Muslim religion?"
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"All right, just what the hell is going on here?"
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"But Family Guy is going to show Mohammed on an episode"
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"Ma'am, I need to speak with the president of this network right away."
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"It's wrong. It's wrong."
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"That little boy over there"
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"Eat my shorts."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"You're gonna ask the president of the network nicely to take it off the air?"
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"Not nicely."
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"all you have to do is get an episode pulled."
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"as a way to scare the network into pulling tonight's show."
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"This is manipulation at its highest level. You should let me handle this."
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"I'm a pretty bad kid."
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"That's like this one time, when I didn't like a kid,"
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"I have exhausted every possible solution."
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"I'm afraid that information is classified."
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"Mr President, can't you force the Family Guy writing staff"
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"And what exactly is this First Amendment, Mr. President?"
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"What do you intend to do about this First Amendment, Mr. President?"
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"- Yeah. - That's right."
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"who wants to speak with you about pulling the Family Guy episode."
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"Hello, gentlemen, ladies, my name is Little Danny Pocket,"
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"and I won't take much of your time."
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"- Oh, poor kid, poor kid. - Poor kid."
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"Suicide bombers running in the building and blowing up, one after another."
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"Because that would be, of course, your responsibility."
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"Take this noble child over to the Family Guy offices."
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"Thank you for listening."
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"I'll do everything I can."
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"Oh, thanks, dude."
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"Hello, Mitchell."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Follow me, Little Danny."
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"Well, here we are."
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"What?"
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"Each idea ball has a verb, noun or pop culture reference written on it."
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"There's millions of them."
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"She's coming up with an idea!"
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"Here, I'll show you. Keith?"
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"Manatees are very ethical writers."
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"Anyway, the President of the network"
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"Hello, manatees."
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"See, I'm the victim of a terrorist attack, and terrorists might come after you if..."
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"that are completely unmoved by terrorist threats."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Well, well, well..."
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"You fat son of a bitch."
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"Well, a lot of people like Family Guy, too!"
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"I've learnt how to make the Family Guy writing staff stop working."
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"- Cool, man. - Cartman! Let me out of this stupid net!"
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"That's good anger you're showing there! You see that?"
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"No, sir. None of us did."
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"You gave in to the manatees last week."
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"and they can get whatever they want."
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"There's still time to tell the network president you're full of crap."
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"Let this be our final battle."
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"Stop it. Kyle, that's too hard."
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"Kyle, stop it."
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"- Quit it. - Quit it, Kyle."
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"Kyle, let go."
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"Okay, okay, come on. Time out! Kyle, time out, time out."
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"No hitting... No hitting in the balls."
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"Kyle..."
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"Network control, this is the president. I want you to pull the episode."
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"- Who are you? - Listen to me."
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"He only wants you to pull it because he knows"
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"The end of Family Guy?"
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"I... I don't know who to listen to!"
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"just because he's the one threatening you with violence."
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"Do the right thing, Mr. President."
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"then soon you'll have to censor out more."
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"Look at me, I'm Jesus."
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"The popular cartoon, Family Guy,"
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"is going to show the image of Mohammed uncensored!"
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"If we all bury our heads in sand, we can avoid being any part of this!"
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"I'm gonna do whatever I can"
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"to get that episode pulled before this gets out of hand."
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"You just want Family Guy off the air."
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"You son of a bitch! I won't let you win!"
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"I think you should know."
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"And now, the thrilling conclusion of "Cartoon Wars""
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"will not be seen tonight so that we can bring you"
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"this Terrance and Phillip television special."
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"Say, Terrance, isn't it wonderful"
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"It sure is, Phillip."
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"Oh, look who's coming!"
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"Hey, guys, how's it going?"
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"Hello, Mohammed. We've read all about you in the Koran."
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"I'm here to investigate a murder."
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"You censored out the image of Mohammed in our television special!"
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"You guys know the rules."
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"Nobody can show the image of Mohammed any more. It's dangerous."
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"But you ruined the whole show!"
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"Look, I'm not going to risk the lives of the people at this network."
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"Let's just forget about it, okay, guys?"
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"Oh, come on, guys. Give me a break."
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"We demand you rerun "Mystery at the Lazy 'J' Ranch""
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"with Mohammed uncensored!"
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"I run this network, not you guys!"
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"And if you ask me, your show has become so preachy"
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"and full of messages that you've forgotten how to be funny."
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"No Mohammed."
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"that airs tonight."
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"I doubt it!"
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"I'll bet that right now somebody is on their way"
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"to Fo x network to demand that that episode be pulled!"
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"What is it regarding?"
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"It's regarding Family Guy."
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"I demand that the Mohammed episode be pulled before it airs tonight."
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