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Clips from Friends - The One with the Baby Shower (S08E08)

"Now, have you picked your nanny yet?"
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"I don't want you to just use your housekeeper..."
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"...because it'll just split her focus."
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"It's like you're a cave person."
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"Rachel, you must get a nanny."
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"You don't know how overwhelming this is gonna be."
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"When you were a baby, I had full-time help. I had Mrs. K."
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"Mrs. K. Oh, yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish."
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"I actually think I remember some of it:"
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"- Such a sweet woman. - Yeah."
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"Well, however great she was, I just can't afford that."
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"- Oh, Rachel. - What?"
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"I just had the greatest idea. I'm gonna come live with you."
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"What? What?"
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"Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna do this for my little girl."
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"Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes."
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"Yes, yes, I do."
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"All right, Ross, you're in the lead."
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"Would you like to take another question, or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?"
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"The Wheel has not been my friend tonight, Joey. Uh..."
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"I'll take another question."
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"Okay. This is gonna be tough. Hold your breath."
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"It's okay. I'm ready."
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"No, dude, you gotta hold your breath till you're ready to answer the question."
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"-It's part of the game. - This is ridiculous. He's not gonna hold--"
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"Okay. What do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia? Triska..."
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"Holy cow. That's a big word. Tris..."
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"Seriously, look at this thing, Chandler. How do you say that?"
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"- Let me see that. - This one right here."
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"[WHIMPERS]"
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"- Triskaidekaphobia. - Fear of Triscuits."
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"- No. No. Fear of the number 13. - Fear of Triscuits?"
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"It's possible. They have really sharp edges."
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"All right, Chandler, you're up."
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"Wait a minute. I believe I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn."
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"- This game makes no sense. - You're just upset because you're losing."
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"Let me think, let me think. Oh, uh, I don't care."
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"You must choose, Mr. Bing."
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"- I'll take a card. - Okay, you picked the Gimme Card."
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"This game is kind of fun."
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"You don't think it's a little crazy that you get all my points--?"
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"I don't think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other."
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"- Why did you invite my mother? MONICA: What?"
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"She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby."
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"- For how long? - Eight weeks."
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"I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me."
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"You guys, come on. What am I gonna do?"
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"If you don't want your mother to move in with you, just tell her."
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"You're right. You're right. I'm about to have a baby."
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"I can tell my mother that I don't want her to be sleeping on my couch."
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"Oh, my God. She's gonna wanna sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen."
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"That's right. That is right."
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"You go over there and tell her you do not want her to live with you."
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"- Do not take no for an answer. - Okay."
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"This is great. Now she's gonna be mad at Rachel."
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"And I'm just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had."
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"I have new respect for Chandler."
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"PHOEBE: All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents."
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"Yes, and I think that the first gift that Rachel opens..."
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"...should be from the grandmother of the baby."
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"Well, um, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute."
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"But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention."
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"How about you less important people? Let's open your presents."
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"- Mom, it's okay that you didn't get a gift. - Well, I kind of did."
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"Okay. See, Mom, the truth is, I can do this on my own."
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"Sweetheart, I know you're gonna be a terrific mom."
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"I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning."
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"Really? Remember Twinkles?"
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"Okay, come on, Rach. It's present time."
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"You know, you're the glue holding this whole party together."
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"It's kind of falling apart here."
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"This is from your friends at work."
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"Ooh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Oh, I know what this is."
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"Wait a minute."
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"That can't be right."
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"Is that a beer bong for a baby?"
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"Darling, that's a breast pump."
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"Heh. Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that."
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"Ooh, wow. What's this?"
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"- It's a Diaper Genie. - Oh, it dispenses clean diapers."
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"No, it's where you put dirty ones."
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"Well, that's gross. Why don't you just take it outside and throw it in a Dumpster?"
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"- You're gonna do that 10 times a day? - What, it goes 10 times a day?"
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"What are we feeding this baby, Indian food?"
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"No, dear. That's what babies do."
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"Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart."
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"Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you trot out to the garbage?"
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"I don't know, I'd leave it on the changing table?"
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"[ALL GASP]"
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"- What? What did I do? What did I do? - You can't leave a baby alone."
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"I mean, of course you never leave a baby alone. Ha, ha."
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"I mean, it would-- She wouldn't be safe."
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"You know, not as safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Ha, ha."
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"Okay, you know what? Opening the presents is a little overwhelming right now."
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"So I think, um, I'm just gonna maybe open them all a little bit later."
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"But thank you all for coming, and for these beautiful gifts..."
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"-...and this basket is beautiful. - It's actually a bassinet."
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"Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me."
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"In what John Huston film would you hear this line:"
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"There's a possible Backwards Bonus."
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"- Madre Sierra the of Treasure. - Yes."
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"I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance to the Golden Mud Hut, please."
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"- Wise choice. How many rungs? - Six."
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"- That noise can only mean one thing. ROSS & CHANDLER: Hungry Monkey."
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"- I'd like a Wicked Wango Card. - Okay. It's an audio question."
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"Name this television theme song:"
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"[HUMMING "I DREAM OF JEANNIE" THEME sows]"
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"Oh. Oh, my God. Okay, I know this. Give me a second."
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"- Tell it to the Time Turtle. - Shut up."
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"- I Dream of Jeannie. - Yes. Yes, you're back in the lead."
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"[MIMICS WHEEL SPINNING]"
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"ROSS & CHANDLER: Oh, come on."
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"Uh, uh, Super Speedy Speed Round."
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"- Who invented bifocals? - Ben Franklin."
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"Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?"
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"- Queen Victoria. - Correct again."
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"But you forgot to switch legs between questions. So no Hopping Bonus."
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"- Oh! Every time. - Yeah."
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"- Are you sure? - Yes. No. Google."
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"Oh, my God. Congratulations, Ross. Because, Chandler..."
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