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Clips from Friends - The One with the Baby Shower (S08E08)

"- Oh, my God. Your mother. - What, my mom's not gonna be here?"
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"Oh, give it a rest."
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"You know what? Don't worry."
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"- Well, all right. I'll see you at 4. - Thank you."
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"Do you want some help?"
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"Awesome."
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"Excellent. Let's play Bamboozled. Chandler, you'll go first."
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"Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too. It doesn't bother you?"
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"...but, you know, you just have to be okay with it."
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"[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]"
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"All right. Chandler, you can either spin the Wheel or pick a Google Card."
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"- Either. It makes no difference. - Choose, you jackass."
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"- You get all of Ross' points. - What?"
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"I mean, I love my mother, but, my God, a long lunch with her is taxing."
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"Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world."
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"- Me. Eight weeks of me. - Yeah."
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"But, Mom, I really know what I'm doing. I can handle this."
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"He was a hamster. I'm not gonna vacuum up my baby."
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"- Ooh, look. RACHEL: Wow."
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"Of course, I know that."
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""Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.""
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"- Treasure of the Sierra Madre. - Correct."
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"[MIMICS MONKEY GIBBERING]"
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"Uh, I'd like to spin the Wheel."
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"- Is there a Hopping Bonus? - Of course."
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"- Now over to Chandler. - I'd like a Google Card."
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"- Wait, where you going? - I'm going to the bathroom."
Friends
"Worth a shot."
Friends
"I just Bamboozled Chandler."
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"A Play-Doh Barbershop?"
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"You're not serious."
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"...but there's no way we can take eight weeks of her."
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"Hey, roomie."
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"So let's get the camera rolling."
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"[IN EMBELLISHED VOICE] Let's play Bamboozled."
Friends
"That's a different issue."
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"Well, you're gonna be a wonderful grandma."
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"I'll let myself out. It's like I'm not here. Which I almost wasn't."
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"Mrs. Green?"
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"And also, when someone apologizes to you..."
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"Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up."
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"[THUDDING]"
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"- Okay, I'm ready. - You sure?"
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"- Uh, put your elbow in it. - Excellent."
Friends
"Excellent. Now, do you want another question or a Wicked Wango Card?"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"So, what's the final head count on my baby shower?"
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"About 20. A couple people from work who had something else to do."
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"Also, your sisters called, neither can make it."
Friends
"What? You mean they're not coming to a social event..."
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"...where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking."
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"Well, I don't care. As long as my mom's here."
Friends
"Well, given that we forgot to invite her..."
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"...it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was."
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"Well, it wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations."
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"Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget other people--"
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"So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?"
Friends
"No."
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"Neither is mine."
Friends
"Okay? We'll take care of it. We'll call her. You go home and get ready."
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"Please make sure she comes. It's really important to me. It's my mom."
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"- I know. What's her number? - I don't know."
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"Go. I have it in my book. Go."
Friends
"Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I calling her?"
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"Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, uh, it's Monica Geller."
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"Um, I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu..."
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"-...baby shower for Rachel today. - I know. My daughters told me about it..."
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"...when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago."
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"- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. SANDRA: For what, dear?"
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"For not inviting me, or for lying about it?"
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"Oh, my God. My ass is sweating."
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"Please, please, can you come? It's today at 4."
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"- Isn't it at 3? - Son of a bitch."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"- Hey, Joe. Wanna shoot some hoops? JOEY: Hey."
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"No, I can't go, I'm practicing. I got an audition to be the host of a game show."
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"- Cool. - Great."
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"Yeah, and if I get it, by day, I'll be Dr. Drake Ramoray."
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"[IN EMBELLISHED VOICE] But by night, I'll be Joey Tribbiani."
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"You'll be perfect for this. That's already your name."
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"The audition's in a couple hours, and I don't even understand the game."
Friends
"Oh, really? That'd be great. Hey, you guys can be the contestants."
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"Okay, I guess we can lose to junior-high girls some other time."
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"- All right. Let's play Bamboozled. - Bamboozled?"
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"Isn't that a cool name?"
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"ROSS: Yeah. CHANDLER: No."
Friends
"All right. Uh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller."
Friends
"Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, Ross?"
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"Well, uh, I'm a paleontologist. Um, I live in New York."
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"I have a son, Ben. Uh, hi, Ben. And, uh--"
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"I said a little bit, Ross. Now, how about you, Chandler?"
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"Well, Joey, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out-of-work Soviet scientists..."
Friends
"...with rogue Third World nations. Hi, Rasputin."
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"It's Bogoda, but close enough."
Friends
"Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango Card."
Friends
"- What does a Wicked Wango Card do? - I should know that."
Friends
"Let's see. Just one moment, please, um..."
Friends
"Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card determines whether you go higher or lower."
Friends
"Higher or lower than what?"
Friends
"- This is embarrassing. - Can you believe how lame this is?"
Friends
"I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other."
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"Oh, I told the stripper to be here at 5. That's good, right?"
Friends
"You ordered a stripper for the shower? That is totally inappropriate."
Friends
"Why? He's gonna be dressed as a baby."
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"Oh, hi, Mrs. Green. I'm so glad you could make it."
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"Yes, thank you so much. And again, we're so sorry."
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"We could not feel worse about it."
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"Try."
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"There's my little girl."
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"- She's still mad. - Yeah, I know."
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"Isn't it great? One less person we have to make small talk with."
Friends
"Look, we've apologized twice. I can't do any more than that."
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"I know you hate it when people are mad at you..."
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"Okay. I can do that. Heh."
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"- I gotta go powder my ass. - Oh."
Friends
"Look at that face. Just like when you were in high school."
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"If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a cheerleader in trouble."
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"- Come on, let's get some tea. - Okay."
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"Ooh, my. Look at that. Only three weeks to go."
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