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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge Gamer (S18E18)

"Love counts for nothing !"
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"You tell her, Mr. Dhanabhai !"
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"Business contacts are more important than love!"
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"Wait, that's soccer ?"
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"I always called it "human foosball.""
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"Would you like me to take you to your game ?"
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"You already promised you would."
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"Aw, do I have to ?"
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"Okay, Morty, I'll tell them."
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"Sorry, ladies."
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"We got no referee, so the game's been canceled."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sure you're very disappointed."
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"- What happened to the ref ? - He quit !"
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"Being a ref is athankless job..."
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"the parents hate ya..."
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"the only upside is the kids share their snack with you."
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"Did someone say "snack" ?"
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"I'll be your ref!"
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"I got fired from Foot Locker."
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"What's the matter, buddy ?"
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"The American flag not good enough for ya ?"
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"That was my father."
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"I'm open ! I'm open !"
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"So... tired."
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"Could someone bring me another barf cone ?"
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"So... I thought it went real well."
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"Until I swallowed the whistle."
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"You don't evenknow the rules!"
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"This cld be my new thing, and you're turning it into a joke!"
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"- Hilarious joke ? - Sadly, no."
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"I'm disappointed with the way you acted today..."
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"but I'm not surprised."
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"Oh, let's see."
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"Should I take the Trail of Death, or the Path of Doom?"
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"Maybe I should just go back."
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"Is this Wall Street Journal online?"
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"Well, well,"
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"Just in time."
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"I was about to go to the Pottery Barn site"
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"to get design ideas."
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"- Run ! - I forget how to do that."
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"Thank you, Bart."
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"This frame grab's going on my coffee cup."
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"You guys wanna meet at the Kwik-E-Mart?"
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"I'm in the tub right now."
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"I'm in Denmark!"
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"Hand ball ! Direct kick !"
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"You've become a much better referee."
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"Thanks, honey."
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"After what you said to me, I watched hours and hours of soccer."
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"I almost saw a goal !"
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"But there were so many ads for Spanish cell phones."
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"Do it, sweetie!"
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"Save our troubled marriage!"
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"Foul on 23 !"
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"That's crazy."
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"Your daughter just tripped on her own clumsy feet!"
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"Come on, Lisa. Admit it !"
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"I'm a spectator addressing a player-- answer me!"
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"I said foul on 23!"
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"You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you!"
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"Helen, please. Don't drop the J bomb."
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"Well, I'm throwing you both out of the game!"
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"She tripped me."
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"Foul on the other girl."
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"Lisa gets apenalty kick,"
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"and every other kid has to pay her a dollar."
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"That is an outrage !"
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"Your daughter's been floppin' all day !"
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"She has not. Your daughter's rty player."
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"a what's-it, a dog boy,"
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"what we called Kevin, but my young'uns is not dirty players."
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"That's hill-William to you, sir."
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"Ronaldo ?!"
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"Winner of two World Cups and three FIFA Player of the Year awards ?"
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"Now I travel the world exposiloppers,"
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"and your daughter is a flopper."
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"Now, Ronaldo away !"
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"You heard Geraldo."
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"Yellow card !"
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"You're my father."
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"When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore,"
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"I'm never going to be anyone else's, either."
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"This is what I think of your yellow card!"
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"Unsportsman like conduct."
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"That's a red card."
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"- You're out of the game ! - But... but..."
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"Another family broken up by Ronaldo."
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"Yes !"
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"What a fun quest !"
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"Aren't you glad I made you take that na thedle?"
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"Let me just put this holy grail in my trophy room."
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"Whoa ! Where's al stuff ?!"
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"and severed heads were kind of gory, so I redecorated"
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"using the Hello Kitty expansion pack."
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"Mom ?"
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"I was killed by my own son."
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"It was just a game."
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"A game I used to enjoy before you mommed all oit."
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"Lisa, sweetie,"
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"- I was just following the rules. - Great."
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"The one time you actually do something right,"
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"you ruin my life."
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"I thinkI'l l go to bed."
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"- It's 5:00 in the afternoon. - Who cares ? I'm dead."
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"Ju' nys!"
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"Those damesare cheesed."
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"Son, I'll never understand women if I live to be 40."
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"- Big if. - Enjoy me while I last."
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"Want to go slam a few beers ?"
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"- If you watch me ? - You know it."
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"What's the matter, Homer and Bart?"
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"Lisa's mad at me, and Marge is am."
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"Well, I'm juthe bartender here,"
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"but it seems to me, you could win Lisa back"
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"by appealing to hersense of reason,"
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"and you could win your Mom back"
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"by appealing to her feelings."
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"He, Moe, you give good advice."
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"Yeah. What have you done of the real Moe ?"
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