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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge Gamer (S18E18)

"Lisa honey, I brought you something"
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"- a DVD ! - Not interested."
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"A documentary."
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"By the BBC."
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"In coorporation with Canal +."
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"Give me ! Give me !"
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"Brighton, England, 1985."
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"Manchester United plays Sussexton-Hamptonshire-Unleath"
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"when a deadly riot breaks out in the stands."
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"Oi, your boy's a flopper he is."
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"No he isn't ! He isn't !"
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"Your mother can kiss me bum."
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"22 years later,"
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"this riot is still going on."
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"Last year in Brazil,"
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"an on-field scuffle turned so violent,"
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"locals say a statue of the Virgin Mary came alive..."
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"and beat the holy snot out"
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"Mom, I'm going to give you life"
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"the way I imagineyou gave me life--"
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"by pressing alt-F-5 repeatedly."
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"Bart, you brought me back to life!"
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"As best you could."
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"Sweetie, are you here to forgive me?"
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"No."
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"Oh! But to get that DVD, I had to become a PBS subscriber."
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"Now I'm paying for crap like American Masters."
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"You were right to kick me out of that game."
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"Soccer was making me insane,"
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"just as it did the continents of Europe and South America."
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"Those places are pretty terrible."
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"So from now on, I'll play soccer"
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"for the same reason I study chemistry-- for fun."
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"Do you want to play a little?"
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"I sure do."
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"Wait till I tell the other moms you gave two-thirds"
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"of your lifeforce to save me."
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"Slay him and take his experience points!"
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"Wait. Stop !"
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"If you kill me, I'll egg your houses in real life!"
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"My jewels!"
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"All righ t ! I gothis flame sword !"
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"We've spilt his blood upon the floor"
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"With a hi and a ho and a trolly lolly lay"
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"Don't worry, honey."
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"I'll hunt down our friends who murdered you..."
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"one by one."
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"Whatever. I'm gonna go play outside."
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"Look what I can do !"
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"I have taught you well."
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"Too well."
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"Mom, are you sure you don't want to play?"
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"No, no. I'm fine."
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"Why am I paying $14.95 a month for this?"
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"Transcript: Raceman"
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"and I got a list of local houses"
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"Once again,just "yes.""
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"Okay, activate my level seven power stones."
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"What's important is we're talking."
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"Mmm..."
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"the Shadow Knight!"
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"Uh, wh-what can I get ya,Mr. Shadow Knight, sir?"
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"Oooohh!!"
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"Here, let me enchant your pants."
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"Dad, where'd you get that outfit ?"
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"Kicks just keep getting harder to find..."
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"looks like something's finally about to happen in this game."
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"Control-shift-R..."
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"Dad, I'm impressed !"
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"How about a lecture from me, Ronaldo ?"
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"Oh !"
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"The Shadow Knights hall rule no more"
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"Hmm! I can make her look any way I want."
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"You can't give me a yellow card."
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"of everyone."
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"He once beat me to death with my own life bar."
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"self-conscious about your shins?"
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"Shh."
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"Actually, it's Saturday."
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"No, but not with kicks"
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"And zap!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Wield the orb of oblivion."
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