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Clips from Family Guy - #JOLO (S13E13)

"Oh, no, what if it's bones?"
Family Guy
"No, no, bones are too big. But baby bones aren't."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, nobody would kill a bunch of babies for maracas."
Family Guy
"I'd probably put them in a tub."
Family Guy
"You could kill, like, eight at a time that way."
Family Guy
"Plus, it softens them up, so you can get the bones right out."
Family Guy
"I got a tub."
Family Guy
"Peter, you seem off today."
Family Guy
"Are you thinking about killing infants again?"
Family Guy
"Thank you so much for finding my boy."
Family Guy
"I'm the stepfather."
Family Guy
"Peter Griffin, in recognition of your heroism"
Family Guy
"in helping to rescue little Mikey Nicholson,"
Family Guy
"I'd like to present you with this key to the city."
Family Guy
"Now don't forget to water the plants every other day and change the cat's litter."
Family Guy
"I'll see you in two weeks. No parties."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Mayor West."
Family Guy
"Those of you from Connecticut are calling me a grinder."
Family Guy
"I guess what I'm trying to say is"
Family Guy
"I'm not just pieces of meat between pieces of bread."
Family Guy
"I am a man who unintentionally saves kids."
Family Guy
"Wow. 20 years on the force, and no one's ever clapped for me."
Family Guy
"Except for that one sarcastic gay guy."
Family Guy
"Great observation."
Family Guy
"I know you mean the opposite of what you're saying."
Family Guy
"Fact is, when I saved that boy, I wasn't thinking."
Family Guy
"I don't think. I just do."
Family Guy
"I wanted to see if a billboard had real pudding in it,"
Family Guy
"so I climbed up there and came out a hero."
Family Guy
"It's just like Gandhi always said,"
Family Guy
"eat as much as you want and do whatever,"
Family Guy
"and don't be afraid to hit each other."
Family Guy
"Way to go, Dad."
Family Guy
"Peter, that thing you said about not thinking"
Family Guy
"Sure I did, Joe. I never stop to think."
Family Guy
"You know what, you're right."
Family Guy
"And it's time I do the same thing."
Family Guy
"Joe Swanson."
Family Guy
"I don't know if Ray Swanson's quitting. You'd have to ask him."
Family Guy
"Okay, you just called me Ray again."
Family Guy
"I just want to confirm that you understand that this is Joe."
Family Guy
"No, not "see you tomorrow.""
Family Guy
"Joe, what are you doing? You can't quit your job."
Family Guy
"Well, that's the other thing, Bonnie."
Family Guy
"You and I are done, too."
Family Guy
"What?! I'm leaving you."
Family Guy
"New Joe!"
Family Guy
"Wow. I can't remember the last time Joe shot his gun."
Family Guy
"I know. That bullet's been rolling around in his junk drawer for years."
Family Guy
"Hey, Ma, guess where I am?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, can you hear it? Flying through the air."
Family Guy
"I guess I'll just have to find out when I land."
Family Guy
"No, don't put Terry on. You-you can just tell him."
Family Guy
"H-Hey. Hi, Terry."
Family Guy
"Oh, God. What?"
Family Guy
""What?" You know what. I think it looks good."
Family Guy
"You are, you are just trying anything, aren't you?"
Family Guy
"Just searching for an identity, man."
Family Guy
"And you think this is gonna be it, huh?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, whatever."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm worried about Joe."
Family Guy
"You know, not only did he quit his job,"
Family Guy
"he's moved out and gotten his own apartment."
Family Guy
"Oh, I feel terrible for Bonnie and the kids."
Family Guy
"Ah, they'll be fine. They'll bounce back."
Family Guy
"My God, it's a miracle!"
Family Guy
"You were able to put me back together again."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it was actually a pretty simple procedure."
Family Guy
"and skip the horses and illiterate servants."
Family Guy
"Oh, I got to remember that."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, guys. How's it going?"
Family Guy
"Hey, buddy. How you doing?"
Family Guy
"You okay? Everything okay?"
Family Guy
"I'm talking like this because I'm being very careful"
Family Guy
"this is the voice people use to do that."
Family Guy
"I'm great. Come on in. Check out the new pad."
Family Guy
"Yep. Wanted it, got it. That's the new Joe."
Family Guy
"to kill his girlfriend."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Eh, anyone who's kind of fast gets a free pass from me."
Family Guy
"What kind of person would want to buy that?"
Family Guy
"I'll tell you who. The kind of guy who's always got"
Family Guy
"butterscotch candies for his friends."
Family Guy
"Okay, now that's pretty cool."
Family Guy
"I got to be honest, Joe, we came over here"
Family Guy
"because we were worried about you,"
Family Guy
"but these candies tell me you're doing great."
Family Guy
"I've never been better. I was living my life all wrong."
Family Guy
"Well, it seems like you made the right choice, Joe."
Family Guy
"I mean, I ain't seen anyone this happy"
Family Guy
"since the invention of the penny-farthing bicycle."
Family Guy
"Higher than you, faster than you, better than you."
Family Guy
"Everyone just stop inventing stuff now, 'cause no one will ever top this."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! Keep rakes away."
Family Guy
"I expressly said no rakes allowed on the street"
Family Guy
"I expressly said "no rakes.""
Family Guy
"'Sup, ladies?"
Family Guy
"Oh, we're not ladies, you."
Family Guy
"What would you guys think of a road trip?"
Family Guy
"Yeah! All right, I'm in! Awesome, road trip!"
Family Guy
"Where we going?"
Family Guy
"Well, I was thinking Niagara Falls."
Family Guy
"Nah, it's for everybody. It's great to just stand there"
Family Guy
"and let Mother Nature spray it all over your face."
Family Guy
"Man, I am filling these Gatorade bottles as fast as I'm drinking them."
Family Guy
"What? You want to tip over some cows?"
Family Guy
"Hell yeah!"
Family Guy
"This is gonna be so boss."
Family Guy
"I can't wait."
Family Guy
"All right, cow. This is what you get for standing."
Family Guy
"That... was awesome."
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter, you should kiss that cow."
Family Guy
"All right, Peter, that was fortuitous. But play it cool."
Family Guy
"Oh, Cleveland, I couldn't."
Family Guy
"Okay. Quagmire, you should kiss that cow."
Family Guy
"Sure, why not?"
Family Guy
"Okay, they're sleeping."
Family Guy
"We're gonna have to party in the bathroom."
Family Guy
"Be careful around the really fat one."
Family Guy
"He's kind of like my boss."
Family Guy
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