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Clips from Family Guy - #JOLO (S13E13)

"What? Who-who's there?"
Family Guy
"Joe, what the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I went to a high school kegger party."
Family Guy
"Made a few new friends. This is Chrysalis, Ichabod and Cancer."
Family Guy
"Oh, I see three young men who could use the tickle monster."
Family Guy
"Joe, it's 3:00 in the morning. We're trying to get some sleep."
Family Guy
"We're gonna go smoke something called "croak.""
Family Guy
"God, what the hell has gotten into Joe?"
Family Guy
"Maybe you could ask the tickle monster!"
Family Guy
"Stop it! Here he comes!"
Family Guy
"Look out!"
Family Guy
"Great, now I'm fully up."
Family Guy
"Here we are, guys, Niagara Falls."
Family Guy
"We showed them. We showed them all!"
Family Guy
"Showed who? What the hell's he talking about?"
Family Guy
"That's not funny; that's just nasty."
Family Guy
"Plus, there's people waiting behind you!"
Family Guy
"Wow. You know, when you see it up close, it really is incredible."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Holy crap, it's beautiful."
Family Guy
"In the future, I believe there will be water wars."
Family Guy
"You know, Lois always dreamed about coming here, and now I know why."
Family Guy
"She was even saving money for it."
Family Guy
"You made it, Lois. You made it."
Family Guy
"Didn't I tell you guys? It's the most magnificent place in the world."
Family Guy
"Good-bye, fellas."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Joe killed himself!"
Family Guy
"It's so weird that he argued over the price of breakfast this morning."
Family Guy
"It makes no sense!"
Family Guy
"Damn it! Joe?"
Family Guy
"Are you hurt?"
Family Guy
"Well, hang in there, Joe, we'll get some help."
Family Guy
"No! Just let me die!"
Family Guy
"Yay! My backpack."
Family Guy
"Hang in there, Joe. After they get that lady's hat, you're next."
Family Guy
"Thank you. It's windy up here."
Family Guy
"Joe, what the hell is wrong with you?"
Family Guy
"Why would you try to kill yourself?"
Family Guy
"Why do you think? I'm worthless."
Family Guy
"But y-you've been so happy these last few days."
Family Guy
"I've been manic. Do you think Andy Dick is happy?"
Family Guy
"Look, when I saw Peter become a hero,"
Family Guy
"I guess it reminded me of all the things I can't do."
Family Guy
"I'm a cop who can't save anyone."
Family Guy
"I'm a husband in a legless marriage."
Family Guy
"My whole life is a joke."
Family Guy
"But somehow, as soon as I decided to kill myself,"
Family Guy
"I actually felt free. Almost giddy."
Family Guy
"I can finally kiss this worthless life good-bye."
Family Guy
"Let me get this straight."
Family Guy
"The whole point of bringing us to Niagara Falls"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry I tricked you guys into coming."
Family Guy
"I just wanted to spend my last week with my best pals."
Family Guy
"Well, not for nothing, but you could've taken us all"
Family Guy
"to Disney World and shot yourself in the room."
Family Guy
"Come on, Joe, there's plenty of reasons to live."
Family Guy
"Like, like, you're handsome."
Family Guy
"You have a handsome face."
Family Guy
"Well, he's got a good chin. I don't know about handsome."
Family Guy
"Yeah, he's not handsome, but I will say this, he keeps a good lawn."
Family Guy
"Hey, wait, where's Joe?"
Family Guy
"I stink at this."
Family Guy
"Guys, this is unnecessary. Give me my chair back."
Family Guy
"Yeah, then you'd be the tenth friend who's killed himself in front of me."
Family Guy
"Is that true?"
Family Guy
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven..."
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah, ten."
Family Guy
"Look, you guys, what we really need to do"
Family Guy
"That's a good idea. We should just go home."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
Family Guy
"It's too bad we already bought those tickets for the Whirlpool Aero Car."
Family Guy
"That's $16 we're not getting back."
Family Guy
"Yeah, what a waste of money."
Family Guy
"It is only a ten-minute ride, you know."
Family Guy
"What about the White Water Walk?"
Family Guy
"Well, you can't do Niagara Falls without riding the Maid of the Mist."
Family Guy
"Yeah, let's do everything. Great!"
Family Guy
"They got no way of accounting for those."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Yeah, you know, seeing the natural beauty of this place"
Family Guy
"is actually making me feel much better."
Family Guy
"Hey, you mind opening that door?"
Family Guy
"Get a little breeze in here?"
Family Guy
"Sure."
Family Guy
"Peter, no!"
Family Guy
"I don't regret it. The breeze is nice."
Family Guy
"You buy your jeans at Wal-Mart?"
Family Guy
"No, somebody who lost theirs at the church did."
Family Guy
"You wear lost-and-found jeans?"
Family Guy
"Don't worry, I'm coming!"
Family Guy
"What's that thing he's on?"
Family Guy
"It's a chair with wheels!"
Family Guy
"He's an absolute dream."
Family Guy
"Ew. You know, this is actually the first time I've ever touched Joe."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, I gotcha."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank God, Joe. I thought I was dead!"
Family Guy
"I even pictured my own funeral."
Family Guy
"* Grandma got run over by a reindeer *"
Family Guy
"* Walking home from our house Christmas Eve... *"
Family Guy
"I don't know, Chris. I don't know why he wanted this,"
Family Guy
"but we're honoring your father's wishes."
Family Guy
"Ah, I'm gonna miss my daddy!"
Family Guy
"Joe, that was amazing. You saved us."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I guess I did."
Family Guy
"You know, I spent the whole time trying to kill myself,"
Family Guy
"but it took seeing you guys almost die"
Family Guy
"to realize that life really is worth living."
Family Guy
"See, Joe, you're a hero, too."
Family Guy
"And we wouldn't trade you for any friend in the world."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Peter. I'm lucky to have you guys in my life."
Family Guy
"* Having an adventure *"
Family Guy
"* Four friends... * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that song?"
Family Guy
"Nothing. I made it up. Well, stop it. It's terrible."
Family Guy
"I don't think so. It's catchy."
Family Guy
"* We're four friends *"
Family Guy
"* Four friends *"
Family Guy
"* Having an adventure *"
Family Guy
"* Four friends *"
Family Guy
"Ah, what the hell. * Having an adventure *"
Family Guy
"The tourists were taking pictures of me."
Family Guy
"One of them thought I was a bear."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys. Wow, Joe, you got your job back?"
Family Guy
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