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Clips from The Simpsons - Dog of Death (S03E03)

"Give it to the poor."
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"What do kids know about spending money?"
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"What about you?"
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"Hmm."
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"Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something?"
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"[ Booming Voice ] Look closer, Lenny."
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"I'm running things now."
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"All hail King Homer."
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"[ Triumphant Laughter]"
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"We now take you to the drawing live."
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"I've got my tickets."
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"They're about to start, Chief."
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"No, you got the wrong number."
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"We'll be with you in a minute, kids."
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"This could be our ticket out of here, Mel."
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"I will now draw the first winning number."
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"The first number is 1 7."
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"D'oh!"
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"if you have five out of six."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Yeah, I knew we wouldn't win."
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"Well, why didn't you tell the rest of us?"
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"Why did you keep it a secret!?"
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"If you were 1 7, we'd be rich."
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"But no, you had to be ten."
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"And the final number is... 49."
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"38... 49!"
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"Oh, my God. I won."
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"I won!"
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"Recapping our day's top story:"
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"The winner of today's state lottery is..."
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"me, Kent Brockman."
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"Can we get a shot of me?"
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"There you go."
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"In other news, uh..."
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"a tragic mix-up today in Cleveland."
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"Many people killed. Uh..."
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"good-bye!"
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"Oh, well, we lost the money..."
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"Hey, the dog's dead."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"[ Bart ] He's not dead."
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"[ Homer] Don't say the dog's dead when he's not."
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"He is dead. I'll get a shovel."
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"Well, he's not dead, but he is awfully sick."
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"Oh, sure, the old man's off his rocker."
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"He is alive."
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"Dogs wag their tails for hours after they die."
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"I'm tired of this conversation."
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"I'm going home."
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"Clear."
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"Doctor, he's gone."
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"You did the best you could."
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"I love animals."
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"The parrots can, but--"
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"Let's see what's wrong with this little fellow."
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Hmm."
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"I'm afraid your dog has a twisted stomach."
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"How much will it cost?"
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"Seven hundred and fifty dollars."
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"Oh, dear."
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"This is never an easy decision."
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"Well, I guess we'll have to talk it over."
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"What are we going to talk over?"
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"Mr. Teeny needs a refill of his nicotine gum."
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"When's the dog going to get his operation?"
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"Uh... later. First I want to tell you..."
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"about the most wonderful place in the world--"
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"doggie heaven."
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"In doggie heaven, there's mountains of bones..."
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"and you can't turn around..."
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"without sniffing another dog's butt."
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"All the best dogs are there--"
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"Old Yeller and about eight Lassies--"
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"Is there a doggie hell?"
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"Who's in there?"
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"Oh... Hitler's dog..."
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"and that dog Nixon had, what's his name? Chester?"
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"Checkers."
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"The mean one-- the one that mauled Timmy."
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"Does this have anything to do with Santa's Little Helper?"
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"We really can't afford this operation."
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"You'll let him die?"
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"I know you're upset."
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"Darn right I'm upset!"
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"Bart, watch your language."
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"Oh. You did. Sorry."
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"Lousy, dog-killing son-of-a--"
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"[ Sighing ]"
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"Well, it will be okay."
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"We'll get him a new dog--"
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"one with an untwistable stomach."
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Oh, come on. I'm sorry but we just can't afford it."
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"Marge, make him stop."
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"Oh!"
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"All right, all right, we'll find a way."
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"Lousy, manipulative dog."
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"Uh, Mr. Burns..."
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"I need to borrow money."
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"Please, do go on."
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"[ Homer] I know you're a good man..."
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"and I have a dog that's very sick."
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"Oh."
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"Well, thanks for your time."
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"What makes a man endanger his job..."
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"and even his life by asking me for money?"
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"People like dogs, Mr. Burns."
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"Dogs are idiots."
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"If I came into your house..."
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"and started sniffing at your crotch..."
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"Exactly. You'd be fit to be tied."
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"Dogs!"
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"Hmm."
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"No!"
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"You are not performing that operation yourself."
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"But, Marge, it looks so easy."
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