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Clips from The Simpsons - Dog of Death (S03E03)

"Just like carving a turkey."
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"Maybe you're right, Marge."
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"I found a way we can pay for the operation."
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"Hear that, boy?"
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"What do you got, Marge, insurance scam?"
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"We're just going..."
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"to have to make a few sacrifices."
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"Homer, you're going to have to give up beer for a while."
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"at Springfield Barber College."
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"No problemo."
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"and I can stretch the food budget."
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"Fried chicken night will be organ meat night."
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"Ham night will be spam night, and pork chop night..."
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"will be chub night."
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"Lisa, I'm afraid we'll have to stop getting..."
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"Encyclopedia Generica from the grocery store."
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"Copernicus through elephantiasis."
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"We all have to make sacrifices, dear."
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"Marge, I've figured out..."
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"an alternative to giving up my beer."
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"I don't think you've thought this through."
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"Good news, Mr. Danielson."
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"We saved your gamecock..."
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"but he'll never fight again."
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"That's what you think."
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"Clamp."
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"Wipe."
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"No!"
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"Come to the light, boy."
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"Come into the light."
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"Come on now."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"[ Monitor Beeping ]"
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"Um, Simpson?"
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"[ Barking ]"
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"Oh, Santa's Little Helper, you're alive!"
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"We were so worried about you."
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"I'm glad I flunked out of dental school."
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"he gets meat and we don't?"
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"You wouldn't want what he's eating."
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"Mmm... snouts."
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"Yes, I'm back."
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"Kent Brockman is not the kind of man..."
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"who would leave a $500,000-a-year job..."
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"because he won a lottery."
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"I'm a journalist."
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"but there's one thing he can't buy."
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"A dinosaur."
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"I'm not the only one benefiting from last week's big payoff."
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"with a brand-new eraser."
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"One eraser?"
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"I'm used to my government betraying me."
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"I was in 'Nam."
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"I served for--"
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"And speaking of lotteries..."
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"here are the winning numbers for this week's $40,000 jackpot."
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"3-6-1 7-1 8-22 and 29."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Those are my numbers."
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"If it wasn't for that dog, I would have won."
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"For tomorrow, I want you to write a report..."
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"on Copernicus."
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"D'oh!"
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"[ Man ] Come on, booze hound."
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"You want the 25 cents?"
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"that old rummy used to be my best customer."
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"[ All Cheering ]"
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"Sing it, baby!"
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"My quarter!"
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"Okay, I'll just even this out and--"
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"Mr. Laswell..."
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"I've done it again."
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"[ Panting ]"
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"I know you can't understand me..."
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"but you're a lousy dog and I hate you."
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"of Copernicus I found at the bus station?"
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"Dumb dog."
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Homie, did you close the gate?"
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"Yes."
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"[ Gate Banging ]"
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"The dog will get out."
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"Bart, close the gate!"
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"Oh, Lisa, close the gate!"
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"Close the gate, Maggie!"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Here, boy!"
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"[ Whistles ]"
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"Oh..."
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"it's all my fault."
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"Oh, he's gone and he's never coming back."
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"Wait! There he is!"
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"No, that's a horse."
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"[ Growling ]"
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"[ Both Growling ]"
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"[ Barking ]"
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"[ Cat Screeches ]"
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"[ Barking ]"
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"Not one that I want the public to see."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Yes, well, it does sound like fun."
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"I can't wait to start pawing through my garbage..."
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"like some starving raccoon."
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"Release the hounds."
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"I see you've got your running shoes on."
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"That's a good thing."
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"- [ Growling ] - [ Screams ]"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"What's wrong with Crippler?"
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"He's getting on, sir."
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"in an attack dog-- one who likes..."
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"the sweet, gamey tang of human flesh."
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"Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks."
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"Ah, the last one."
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"As an attack dog..."
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"Want to buy some cookies?"
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"[ Barking And Whining ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"If that was a Girl Scout..."
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