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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Alien Parasite Hypothesis (S04E04)

"...who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny."
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"Coitus. It means intercourse."
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"And I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack."
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"This is Sheldon Cooper."
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"Yes, that does sound like a girl's name."
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"No, it doesn't bother me."
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"Yes, Smelly Shelly does bother me. Let me tell you why I'm calling."
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"I'd like to know if you'd be interested in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler."
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"Amy Farrah Fowler."
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"Yes, that is a girl's name."
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"Good grief, it's like trying to talk to a dolphin."
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"Really?"
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"This is gonna decide who's the hero and who's the sidekick?"
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"Ding!"
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"- Wait, what the hell is "ding"? - It's a bell."
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"- I don't think this wrestling has a bell. - How do you wanna start?"
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"One, two, three, go? That's for babies."
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"Okay. How about "On your mark, get set, go.""
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"That's for a foot race. We'd have to go outside."
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"Oh, for crying out loud. What kind of superhero needs a jacket?"
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"What kind of superhero says:"
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""Dibs on the red tights, dibs on the red tights"?"
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"How about this? Ready? Wrestle."
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"Are we starting now..."
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"...or you're gonna say...? - We're starting."
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"Don't yell at me."
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"None come to mind."
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"On what authority are they permitted to mutilate patrons as they enter?"
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"I'm sure it will wash off."
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"Little comfort tonight. I look like a Hell's Angel."
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"There's Zack."
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"Are you sure this is what you want to do?"
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"It's not what I want to do, it's what I have to do."
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"Well, go, Amy Farrah Fowler."
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"Follow your endocrine system."
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"- Thank you. You're a good friend. - Please don't drag this out."
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"This is never going to come off."
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"Excuse me."
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"Zack, I am Amy Farrah Fowler. We met the other night."
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"I have spent my life in pursuit of pure knowledge."
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"Until I met you, my decisions were founded in logic and reason."
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"...longing to grab hold of your gluteus maximus..."
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"...and make Shakespeare's metaphorical beast with two backs."
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"My gluteus what?"
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"On the other hand, as I look at the blank, ape-like expression on your face..."
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"...I have decided to adopt the Vulcan practice of Kolinahr."
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"- Goodbye, Zack. - Bye."
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"Oh, hoo!"
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"I'm legally obligated to inform you that I took a karate lesson when I was 11."
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"I'd be a regular ninja by now..."
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"...if my mom could have arranged a carpool."
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"Well, I've been taking a Pilates class at the rec center."
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"My abs look like sections of a Hershey bar."
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"Oh, yeah? Won't matter, you're going down."
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"No, you're going down."
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"Fellas, it's been 30 minutes and nobody's touched each other."
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"I'm glad you decided to reject your animal hindbrain..."
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"...and return to the realm of pure intellect."
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"As am I."
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"- What are you doing? - An experiment."
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"Nope, nothing. Never mind."
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"You realize you can't win."
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"I prefer to think that I can't lose."
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"You're wrong. It's only a matter of time before you fall into Rat Man's Rat Trap."
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"You pathetic fool. If there were a rat catcher, wouldn't it catch Rat Man?"
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"...doesn't mean my underlying point wasn't valid, you bloviating buffoon."
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"You crimson coward!"
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"Leonard, wake up. You're missing some excellent superhero quips."
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"- He's really cute. How do you know him? - Oh, we went out a couple times."
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"...it's fine."
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"A cross we all must bear."
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"Did you see The Motion Picture?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Fine, Shelly."
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"I say, how about one, two, three, go?"
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"That should hold me for a while."
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"You narcissistic nincompoop."
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"Seventy three is the 21st prime number."
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"I'm often flummoxed by current slang."
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"- There you are. - Oh, hey."
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"Just because I didn't express myself well..."
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