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Clips from The Simpsons - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (S08E08)

"were up 400% for the year ending 1976?"
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"Uh, your fish are dead."
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"Yeah, I know. I can't get them out of there."
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"Hmm. Pita. [Chuckles]"
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"Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East."
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"Isn't that whole area a little iffy?"
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"[Laughs] Hey, I'm no geographer."
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"You and I, why don't we call it pocket bread? Huh?"
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"- Uh, what's tahini? - Flavor sauce."
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"- And falafel? - Crunch patties."
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"- So we'd be selling foreign food. - Specialty foods."
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"Mmm. That is good. What's in it?"
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"Tabouleh and rezmi-kabob."
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"Uh, that's our chef, Christopher."
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"[Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"[Continues In Foreign Language]"
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"I could see eating this. I really could, and I am not kidding."
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"- This is very crunchy. - Those are good."
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"Look at them! They've jumped on the one franchise..."
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"I might possibly have considered thinking about becoming interested in."
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"[Sighs] I'm not cut out for the world of business."
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"Ooh. You sound like me."
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"Well, the old me. Which was, ironically, the young me."
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"I was once like you were, young lady, like all these people..."
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"Iost in a sea of flashy gimmicks and empty promises."
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"Then God tossed me a life preserver-"
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"a tasty, golden-brown life preserver."
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"Mmm! That's not bad."
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"It's not only not bad, it's not bread."
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""Knot" bread. You get it? Huh?"
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"- You see? - I do! [Laughs]"
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"- "Knot" bread! - ## [Fanfare]"
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"Let's hear it for the newest members..."
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"of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise."
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"- ## [Synth-pop] - Maude!"
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"Helen! Agnes! Luann!"
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"What's going on here? Wh-What? Hey."
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"- Your franchise- how much? - $500."
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"Congratulations! And welcome to the dynamic world..."
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"of mobile pretzel retailing."
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"When can I start? What's my territory?"
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"Your territory. Well-Well, let me tell you-"
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"Wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby..."
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"you'll be there."
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"Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there."
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"Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there."
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"Don't forget fat people. They can't stop eating."
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"Hey, pretzels."
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"Oh. Hello. I'm Frank Ormand."
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"And if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever."
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"And not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"So let's get your franchise up and running."
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"[Frank] Start by setting up an office..."
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"in your basement or garage."
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"Whoa!"
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"An automatic garage door opener makes you feel like..."
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"you're working in a futuristic wonder world."
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"Next, blanket your community with flyers."
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"Aphony ticker-tape parade will help you avoid littering laws."
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"Welcome back, Space Girl."
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"Now you're ready to make pretzels."
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"Open your bag of ingredients-"
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"Check for millipedes. [Groans]"
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm, hmm, hmm."
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"[Cheering]"
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"Hey, what's all that commotion outside?"
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"Why, it's one of those pretzel wagons the movie stars are always talking about."
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"[Gasps] Here? At our plant?"
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"That's right, Lenny. Let's all give in to deliciousness..."
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"the Pretzel Wagon way!"
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"- Yea! - [Homer] Oh, yeah. Homer's right."
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"Wow, Mom. Look at all those customers."
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"Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?"
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"Uh, let's see."
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"Hey, hurry up. I wanna get my pretzel."
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"- One pretzel. - Thank you."
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"Let's see, uh..."
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"## [Pop]"
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"- Hey, let's go. - [Man] Let's take a look at it."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Excuse me. I had this spot first."
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"Sorry, dear. Just business. Ha!"
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"Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbel's learned to live side by side."
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"Gimbel's is gone, Marge. Long gone. You're Gimbel's."
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"Very well. There must be dozens of great locations in this town."
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"Don't you worry about me."
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"- Hey, slow down. I wants to talk to you. - [Brakes Squeal]"
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"Give us 300 pretzels."
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"You see? A little persistence and patience paid off."
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"That'll be $300."
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"Hey, I don't think so. I got me 300 coupons."
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"[Groans] I should have said, "Limit: One per customer.""
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"Shoulda but didna, so hand 'em over."
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"Come on. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillon..."
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"Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany..."
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"Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy..."
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"Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter..."
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"Kendall, Caitlan, Noah, Sasha..."
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"Morgan, Kira, lan, Lauren..."
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"[Groans]"
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"You said it, kitty."
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""Copyright 1968"?"
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"Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead."
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"That's kind of a downer."
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"They're good pretzels, Mom."
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"But you gotta think big. Find a major public event, and set up shop there."
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"## [Organ]"
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"Here you go. Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone."
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"- Thank you. - Gracias."
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"That means thank you, Marge."
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"[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"a winner has been chosen for today's giveaway."
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"And the 1997 Pontiac Astro Wagon goes to the fan..."
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"sitting in seat number 0001 C..."
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"Montgomery Burns."
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"And the fans do not like this one bit."
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"And here come the pretzels."
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"Oh, no! Oh, don't do that! You're supposed to be tasting them!"
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