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Clips from Scrubs - Our Drunk Friend (S09E09)

"with my friend and mentor, Perry Cox."
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"Dear God, Newbie, where'd you come from?"
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"since the parking structure."
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"J. D: 'Cause I'd look dynamite in a cloak."
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"It signifies that he is the one med student"
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"You don't have to wear this."
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"I hate wearing this so much."
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"I know I blew any chance of us being together again, and that kills me."
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"Making sure these machines keep this vegetable alive."
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"you look like Denzel Washington in The Great Debaters."
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"You know that's what I was going for, right?"
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"It's pretty obvious."
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"Drew, I don't care. I'm losing wood."
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"J. D: And Dr. Cox made sure that the pressure never let up."
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"or C, that your stupidity is probably contagious?"
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"you can tell us"
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"Okay, class, who hates Dr. Cox's favorite student?"
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"- Me. - I do."
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"Wow. It's the first time you assassins have gotten one right all day."
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"J. D: There was one bright light for these kids, though,"
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"and that was me, Dr. D."
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"Would you be a doll and get a message to Dr. Turk ASAP?"
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"(BEES BUZZING)"
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"wearing a "Number One" sign."
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"- Sorry about the sharing. - Oh, no, no, it was both of us."
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"but I think they're plotting something big."
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"(GUN COCKING)"
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"Come on, little white baby. Jump into my arms."
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"It's like being held by a big piece of caramel."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"I need you to go ahead and take Mr. Evans' chart here"
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"Hmm, ten after. Goodness..."
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"and then, hopefully,"
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"I'm a teacher."
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"And even though he can't register any outside stimulus,"
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"Sorry, no can do. Got a dinner rezzie with my moms."
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"Okay, look. Alan's an addict, so the first thing you need to do"
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"I mean, I've been nude, but I never look down."
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"That's weird, because I've never worn perfume in my entire life."
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"I can't believe what Cole gets away with."
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"- What? What's going on? - Someone's doing it right now."
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"Damn it."
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"Hello, world, Lucy's back. Am I right?"
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"Well, you definitely gave me something to work with."
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"I used to teach high-school art."
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"LUCY: Oh, my God, he's opening up."
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"Maybe you don't have to."
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""Hello, all." I hate that guy."
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"Do you realize how empty that sounds? What kind of life is that?"
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"So he can get there And you can kiss him"
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"(MOUTHING)"
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"Because in my fever dream,"
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"I am having a crapfest of a day today."
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"- Grab a beer? - Yeah."
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"and here's the hard part, actually do those things."
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"(INTERCOM FEEDBACK)"
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"- Dr. D, you rock. - And sometimes I roll."
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"Why'd you push me towards Drew?"
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"- He just seems like a nice guy. - Based on what?"
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"I like to think of it as a metaphor for our relationship,"
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"I will hurt you, little man."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all real smart. Now it's time to get wet."
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"Seriously, I did."
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"Because of the other night when we shared the nachos."
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"And that's a special bond, one which I cherish."
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"I just think you should go for yours."
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"that meant anything to me. I'm not taking that chance again."
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"Great. So how about you two clear out?"
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"- Uh... - Oh!"
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"LUCY: I knew I'd just changed Alan's life,"
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"Have I got something to show you."
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"He even bet me a triple C-note that Alan here wouldn't make it a week."
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"- I don't believe you. - Hey, Big Per,"
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"I want my winnings in all fives."
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"you can never stop trying to change things you can't change."
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"You're doing good."
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"DREW: Hey, Stick."
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"- Don't really drive, either. - You're weird. I like that."
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"Yo, let's go lower"
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"ALL: We'll be a trio"
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"J. D: One week teaching here"
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"and already I was falling back into old rhythms"
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"Beautiful day, huh, Big Per?"
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"- Don't tell me you're following me. - Following you?"
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"We've been walking together and falling into old rhythms"
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"I told you about my new shampoo and how it's infused with honey..."
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"Hold that thought. Forever."
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"Hey, you. (WHISTLES)"
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"Now did I or did I not handcraft you something to wear"
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"that symbolizes your importance to me?"
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"What is it? If he won't wear it, I will. Is it a cloak?"
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"He is to always wear a sign that says "Number One.""
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"- for which I have hope. - Thanks. It's a nightmare."
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"All the best, Number One."
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"I mean, look how silly it looks on me, you know?"
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"(GROWLS)"
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"He said, "You put that on you," and he was yelling."
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"I was like, "Okay, don't get mad.""
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"But I don't wanna wear it. I don't."
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"- Guard that, Number One. - No!"
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"- You're dangerous, aren't you? - Yes, I am."
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"Bet you listen to rap music."
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"LUCY: There he is. No one has sex with Lucy Bennett,"
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"takes naked pictures of her and gets away with it."
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"Served."
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"Man, I'm sorry, I just need to think about"
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"who I am for a second, you know?"
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"What's up, boo? What're you doing?"
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"Man, I wish his family would just let him die."
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"Cool, cool."
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"So, what are we going to do about this?"
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"- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking about this electricity."
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"This spark. Zzzt."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"- Go now. - Okay."
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"Here's a little secret about Old King Cole."
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"The only way to get rid of him"
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"is to sleep with him until he gets bored with you."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna go get a wire brush and scrub my skin till I bleed."
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"All right, class, first order of business is simple. We're gonna take out our..."
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