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Clips from Friends - The One with the Thumb (S01E01)

"If I kept it, I'd be stealing."
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"But if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
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"Say I bought a great pair of shoes."
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"Know what I'd hear with every step? "Not mine. Not mine. Not mine.""
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"We're with you. We got it."
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"Chandler, what are you doing?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, gross!"
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"- What is this? - I'm smoking!"
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"Think about what you went through when you quit."
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"- Put it out! - I'm putting it out!"
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"I can't drink this now."
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"I'm gonna go. I've got a date."
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"With Alan again? How's it going?"
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"When do we get to meet him?"
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"Let's see, it's Monday.."
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"What do you mean? We love Steve. Steve was sexy!"
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"I don't know how I feel yet. Let me figure it out."
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"Then can we meet him?"
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"Sorry."
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"Joey. Let it go."
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"Why should they meet him?"
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"coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd."
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"I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing."
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"Your friends are just looking after you."
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"You realize the odds of that happening are slimmer.."
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"- if they never get to meet the guy. - I know."
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"- Can't I whimper a little bit? - Whimper."
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"Let it go, Ross."
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"You didn't know Chi-Chi."
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"- Do you all promise? - We promise."
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"We'll be good."
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"Chandler, do you promise to be good?"
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"You can come in, but your filter-tip buddy stays outside!"
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""Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling."
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"We've credited you $500. We're sorry for the inconvenience.."
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"and hope you'll accept this football phone.."
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"as our gift." Do you believe it?"
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"Now I have $ 1000 and a football phone."
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"What bank is this?"
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"Okay, it's him."
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"- Who is it? - Alan."
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"Chandler! He's here!"
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"One more button."
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"Closed! How about closed?"
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"Remember how much you all like me?"
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"Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan."
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"Who's gonna take the first shot?"
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"Come on!"
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"I'll go."
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"Let's start with how he kept picking"
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"I'm sorry, I can't do this. We loved him."
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"We loved him!"
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"Wait! We're talking about someone I'm going out with?"
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"That pimento trick!"
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"I'll never look at an olive the same way again."
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"Who lived in a shoe For a while"
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"So I think Alan.."
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"Future boyfriends?"
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"- I think this could be "it." - Really?"
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"I'd marry him for his David Hasselhoff impression alone."
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"You know I'll be doing that at parties."
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"The way he makes me feel about myself."
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"Well.."
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"Like the cartoon where Bugs Bunny plays every position."
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"It was first base, Alan. Second base, Alan.."
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"Do you think Alan is sometimes.."
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"What?"
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"I don't know. A little too "Alan"?"
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"Oh, no. Not possible. You can never be too "Alan.""
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"It's his innate "Alan-ness" that we adore."
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"I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- There's really money in here. - I know."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I want you to have it. I don't want it."
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"- Do you want my tinfoil hat? - No, you need that."
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"Thanks, Lizzy."
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"Want a pretzel?"
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"- No, I'm fine. Thanks. - See you."
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"I know. There it was, just floating.."
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"like this tiny little hitchhiker."
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"Maybe it's a contest. Like "collect all five.""
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"Don't do that. Come on!"
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"It's worse than the thumb."
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"- This is so unfair. - Why is it unfair?"
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"Joey's knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?"
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"Ross, over-pronouncing every word."
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"Monica, who snorts when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing?"
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"Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody, or just him?"
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"Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?"
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"Don't listen to him. I think it's endearing."
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"Oh, you do, do you?"
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"Indeed there isn't."
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"I should get back to work."
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"The hair comes out and the gloves come off."
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"No."
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"All right! A cow got through."
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"Can you believe it?"
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"It's just, you know what?"
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"Honey, you should always feel the thing."
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"If that's how you feel about the guy, dump him."
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"- It's gonna be really hard. - He'll get over it."
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"No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about."
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"- Don't you respect your body? - Don't you see what you're doing?"
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"I've had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease."
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"The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it."
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"Hey, buddy! What's up?"
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"It's not that"
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"Well, that's true."
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"Gee, you know, no one's ever put it like that before."
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"God, he's good."
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"- If only he were a woman. - Yeah."
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"How old is that sock?"
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"I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch."
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"- Where's Joey? - Joey ate my last stick of gum.."
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"Do you think that was wrong?"
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"There you go."
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"I'm alive with pleasure now."
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"Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?"
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