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Clips from The Good Place - Somewhere Else (S02E02)

"The premise of our system"
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"is final and inarguable,"
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"I was already pretty good."
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"When I was six,"
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"I hit one right on the button."
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"That doesn't prove anything"
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"about what they were like on Earth."
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"No, see, I think it does prove something."
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"If I'm right, the system by which we judge humans..."
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"have been wrongly condemned"
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"Damn! That was intense!"
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"Yes."
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"and earn their admiration."
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"saying, "Tahani, don't do this.""
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"from "Downton Abbey.""
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"told them I ate a Cheeto,"
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"You have made so much progress."
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"That's British for "friends.""
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"Man."
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"we teamed up with him, we escaped,"
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"I've been avoiding telling you."
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"My excuse was that I needed time to evaluate"
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"my complex feelings, but that was just a rationalization."
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"This might be the last time I ever get to talk to you,"
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"so there it is... I love you."
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"and rationalizing by saying the situation is complicated."
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"You're not really a part of this, Chidi."
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"Hi, guys. Couple quick announcements."
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"Would anyone eat chips and guac if I put it out?"
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"It's good. It's homemade. No takers?"
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"And while you're there, I'll keep working"
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"Come on, you guys, I know this isn't perfect,"
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"I'll say it."
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"The point is, we've all gotten better."
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"because of a messed-up system?"
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"Slow your roll there, Erin Brockovich."
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"First of all,"
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"Not because you're seeking moral desert."
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"Oh, no."
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"- What are they talking about? - No idea."
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"It's only four people."
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"Shotgun. Whatever they're talking about,"
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"if there's a shotgun, I call shotgun."
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"If it doesn't, then they go"
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"Would someone who's not an eternal being"
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"Why are you like this?"
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"You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like."
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"Look what you made me do, jagoff."
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"Look out!"
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"that little environmental twerp..."
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"- Ugh, I hate that guy. - Really?"
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"a bunch of shopping carts came right at me,"
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"That's crazy."
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"I had a near death experience recently."
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"like two weeks before 9/11."
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"I'm rude, I'm selfish,"
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"I cyberbullied Ryan Lochte until he quit Instagram,"
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"Hey. You look happy."
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"This chick that I met after I followed her into a yoga class,"
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"but she wasn't into it."
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"What was I saying?"
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"Yeah. And?"
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"I can't be a part of it anymore."
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"I'm trying to become a better person,"
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"and as long as I work here..."
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"By the way, technically, that is not sexual harassment,"
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"You're wearing a wire?"
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"I'm becoming a better person."
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"Do you want to chew on my ass..."
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"S-sure."
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"Ah! Don't hurt me. My bones are brittle."
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"I have a calcium deficiency."
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"I apologize for being mean to you"
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"There's really no excuse."
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"or whatever?"
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"Hey, everyone. This is Eleanor."
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"Hi, welcome."
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"All right, Eleanor."
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"Is it because you feel bad for all the widdle animals"
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"just so that we can eat them?"
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"Yeah. That's exactly why."
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"last year with the whole Dress Bitch thing"
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"but you two stuck by me."
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"We have to. It's the right thing to do."
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"And then Brittany and I were the ones"
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"Yes, we did. We kept all the money."
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"And I admire your honesty."
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"and I want you to move out of my apartment forever"
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"Cool."
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"and ice water."
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"Can I just get the check?"
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"They're suing you?!"
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"You should've pretended like you didn't see it"
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"I know! I've hit your car"
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"Eleanor, where have you been?"
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"Sorry, it's been a crazy month."
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"and I ate vegetables for the first time,"
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"We're meeting tonight to discuss long-term strategy"
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"Mmm."
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"- I'ma do that. - Eleanor!"
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"What?! What, dude?"
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"Gross."
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"Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where we, like, feed him soup."
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"We sell classes at a for-profit university,"
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"and the classes train people how to sell supplements."
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"But I'm in witness protection, so technically,"
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"Well, that's definitely not true, but I also don't care."
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"Yes, but there's no way to help."
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"Hello, bartender. One alcohol drink, please."
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"It's my birthday, if you want to give it to me for free."
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"And then I stopped."
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"And now I'm here."
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"- Hm. - Wanna talk about it?"
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"And in the end, Anthony Anderson"
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"Exactly."
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"It was a relief."
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"was her conscience,"
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"trying to guide her in the right direction."
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"What? Did I sell you a drink?"
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"or right."
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