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Clips from South Park - Lice Capades (S11E11)

"All right, lock that door, Craig!"
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"What's this about, Cartman?"
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"I've come up with a test that can determine"
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"if it was any of us who had the head lice."
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"Lice feed on a person's blood,"
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"and just like mosquitoes, they leave behind small traces of their saliva"
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"in the host's bloodstream."
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"So if an infected person's blood is touched by--"
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"this hot metal coil, say..."
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"That person's blood will jump 10 meters into the air."
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"R--really?"
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"That's retarded! You didn't come up with that experiment, Cartman."
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"You saw it in that movie, The Thing!"
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"This is a scientific test, designed to--"
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"You saw it in The Thing and you're wasting everyone's time!"
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"I thought you might say that, Kyle."
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"Nobody's blood is going to jump up in the air!"
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"The only person who wouldn't want to take the test"
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"is somebody who was worried it might work"
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"and reveal that they were the ones with lice!"
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"Yeah. That's true."
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"I have no problem taking the test. I have nothing to h--hide."
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"- Yeah. Me neither. - All right, fine. I'll do the dumb test."
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"We need at least 30 cc's of blood from each one of you."
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"All right, now everyone back over there! We'll start with what I already know."
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"Well, guess that proves Eric wasn't the one with head lice."
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"Yeah? Let's just see what your blood does, Kyle!"
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"Huh, I guess you're clean."
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"Ye-you guys, we'd better go. Recess is almost over."
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"What the hell?!"
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"Kenny!"
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"No way."
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"You were right all along, Eric. It was Kenny."
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"We've done it. We've reached the forbidden zone."
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"Never thought it was real."
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"So what exactly is your plan, Travis?"
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"Our ancestors came here from another world."
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"Maybe there's still other worlds out there with life forms like us."
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"Maybe there's even a world where they've learned to live with the planet"
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"instead of just on it."
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"Travis. Travis, you're so wise, so strong."
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"If we make it out of this, I'd like to... be with you."
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"Sorry, babe, but my heart is forever stenciled"
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"in permanent ink with the name Kelly."
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"- She was a lucky woman to have you. - Luck had nothin' to do with it."
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"Sorry to cut the honeymoon short!"
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"Why you murdering bastard!"
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"Your little fantasy of another world ends here! Walk!"
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"Walk!"
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"Clyde, dude, get down to the park."
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"He lied to us all! He betrayed his kind!"
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"We all know what has to happen."
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"Grab a sock and a bar of soap, and meet us at the park!"
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"You guys, wait."
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"What, Clyde?"
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"I... nothing."
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"Remember, bar of soap and a sock! Kenny's gonna get it!"
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"- Yello? - Mrs. Garrison,"
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"one of your students is about to be attacked"
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"at the park by all the other students."
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"What? Who's going to get attacked?"
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"Who is this?!"
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"Please just hurry to the park! You have to stop them!"
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"What are you going to do?"
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"mate with the females, become... President!"
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"It's not gonna stop until you're dead!"
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"It was a disaster! Disasters happen!"
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"Then go ahead and die there, I'm leavin' with my baby!"
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"Actually, you're never leaving here either, Travis!"
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"Damn you! Why?!"
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"Because when I'm President,"
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"You're an idealistic fool!"
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"The world is not "conscious." We are conscious!"
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"and lying about it to cover your ass! How do you plead?!"
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"Not guilty!"
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"Guilty! I thought so!"
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"All right, let's do this!"
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"You guys, maybe we should just... wait a few more minutes?"
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"All right, Kenny. You know what has to happen!"
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"Sock bath!"
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"Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks!"
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"No! Not the socks!"
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"Wait... Stop it, stop it!"
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"He had cooties and he lied about it!"
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"Kenny didn't have the head lice, all right?!"
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"- It was me. - What?"
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"I was the one. I was too afraid to say anything,"
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"but I can't let Kenny be sock-bathed for it."
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"Why are you saying that, Kyle? You can't be the one who had head lice."
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"You're just trying to make me feel bad"
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"Oh I get it. This is some kind of big trick on me!"
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"You've known I was the one with head lice all along, huh?!"
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"Of course!"
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"elaborate bullcrap experiment to frame Kenny?!"
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"You all had head lice! Every single person in the class!"
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"The boys and the girls! Lice spreads fast, you dumbasses!"
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"I don't know if you can."
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"But... I wanted you to know I tried. I tried to save our baby."
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"But I let you down, babe."
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"K-Kelly?"
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"You are welcome here."
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"You're safe now."
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"We've lived here for generation after generation, never being disturbed."
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"We made it, Hope. We made it, Kelly!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Angelina Jolie!"
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"Hello!"
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"There's been a lice breakout at a school in Denver,"
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"because of the embarassment it can cause, okay?!"
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"You know what? I'll bet it was you!"
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"You had head lice?"
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"Travis, if you hadn't warned us"
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"All right, see you there!"
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"Run!"
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"- Travis! - Kelly! Hang on!"
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"Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,"
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"What? What are you gonna do to him?"
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"I can't have pests like you"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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