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Clips from South Park - The Death Camp of Tolerance (S06E06)

"Mr. Garrison, some time ago you asked to be promoted"
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"I'm aware of that."
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"It was wrong of us, and I want to make it up to you."
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"What, what was that?"
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"Oh, right, right."
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"That's funny!"
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"Not him!"
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"I'm not saying the rest of the school year is going to be easy."
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"I really enjoyed the imagery in the last chapter of this month's book."
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"Yes, and I really saw the entire book, thematically,"
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"when Nancy Drew discovers the bloody glove in the cheerleader's locker..."
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"Hey guys, can we talk to you?"
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"Oh yes. For sure."
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"It's Mr. Garrison, our old 3rd grade teacher."
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"and they're both... totally gay."
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"You know better than to discriminate against homosexuals!"
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"I'm surprised at you, Stanley."
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"Ow!"
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"Beaner!"
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"Ah, here's the Arab as a terrorist."
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"Well, there's an Asian man with a calculator."
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"Wha- what?"
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"Take your time at the computer displays, because you see,"
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"And we won't belittle you for eating"
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"Well, that's the end of our tour."
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"and what they like to do."
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"Get out of here, you filthy smoker!"
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"Yeah, dirty lungs!"
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"- Dumbass! - Get outta here!"
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"so I guess we're just gonna have to go on"
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"It evaporates!"
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"Mr. Slave, position 7, please."
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"Ahh!"
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"Now what do you think is gonna happen"
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"Lemmiwinks, no!"
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"Gays, I guess."
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"I thought you knew better!"
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"but Mr. Garrison has this new assistant,"
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"We don't wanna be gay bashers, Chef!"
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"It is my life choice, Chef,"
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"and if you don't tolerate it, I'll report you to the S.C.C."
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"That was a brilliant idea"
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"having me put a gerbil up your ass, Mr. Slave!"
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"Mr. Garrison to the principal's office, please."
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"This way has been closed off by the great sphincter."
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"Mr. Garrison, Chef has brought it to my attention"
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"You're not?"
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"I just wanted to give you an opportunity"
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"to apologize to Mr.Garrison before I sent you away, Chef."
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"We're not staying in class another minute with those queermos!"
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"But apparently all you learned was new words to call your poor teachers!"
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"Shut your mouth, Butters! You'll speak when spoken to!"
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"Well, there is an intensive seminar camp."
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"Tolerance Camp?"
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"until you submit to being tolerant of everybody."
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"what kind of demented faggot you are."
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"There you must seek out the sparrow prince."
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"# The sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead #"
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"One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom."
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"You vill make a painting that shows people of different races"
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"I didn't know what else to paint!"
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"Fasterrrr!"
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"Ah!"
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"Now do it again!"
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"Faster! Fasterrr!"
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"Just a bit of an upset stomach, I guess."
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"that illustrate diversity in the vorkplace."
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"Kyle, you have to keep making your macaroni pictures!"
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"The guards are coming, Kyle. Glue, glue damn you!"
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"We can't work any more, we'll die!"
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"Heh-heh, heh-heh..."
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"Eww! Ohh!"
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"That's what our boys were talking about?"
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"Why would you dream that I was being an asshole?"
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"What's happening in there?"
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"Hang on, Lemmiwinks!"
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"You solved the catatafish's riddle!"
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"Oh, I should have never shoved all those poor animals up my ass!"
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"Uh..."
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"Yeah, Jesus Christ."
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"No, no, I think I have a better idea."
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"We're sorry, boys, why didn't you tell us"
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"Yes, you boys don't know how much we've suffered!"
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"Ohh!"
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"# Lemmiwinks has made it out the tale is nearly through #"
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"Great job, Lemmiwinks!"
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"# Lem, Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks #"
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"Ohh, Jesus! Jesus Christ, ohh!"
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"You wanted to see me, Principal Victoria?"
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"Yes, Mr. Garrison, have a seat."
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"from teaching kindergarten back to the 3rd grade."
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"I want to come clean with you and tell you that back then"
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"some of us were uncomfortable with your sexual preferences."
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"Wow, that's really great to hear."
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"As you know, the position of 4th grade teacher"
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"has become available, and we'd like to offer you the job."
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"Oh, for real?! You're not kidding?"
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"We in administration see now that you are an individual"
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"with your own preferences, and we respect that."
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"Oh, this is all just... A dream come true!"
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"I know you will!"
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"You're sure this is for real?"
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"I mean, I'm not just gonna get fired again for being gay tomorrow?"
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"It's for real, Mr. Garrison."
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"Oh, great!"
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"With all the new laws,"
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"we could never fire you for being gay now."
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"You'd be able to sue us for millions of dollars."
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"Right, I--"
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"Well, I was just saying that the policies have really changed."
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"You know, if we fired you for acting gay next time,"
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"you'd be able to sue the school district for lots of money."
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"How, how much money exactly?"
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"Oh, well, there was the case out in Minnesota"
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"where the guy was awarded 25 million, I think."
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"You-you don't say."
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"Well, thanks, Principal Victoria."
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"Holy moly!"
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"I've gotta find a way to get fired for being gay!"
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"M'kay, kids, I know the past few weeks have been really hard"
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