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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Big Stan on Campus (S10E10)

"Morning, Jackson."
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"Watching my mom destroy my sister at Monopoly."
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"...we must get creative."
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, U.S.A."
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"but for me, it's like going back to college."
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"skippin' class, and workin' out guitar licks, late night."
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"tighten our belts around here."
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"Oh, no... I will not jeopardize"
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"Oh, I've entertained satisfied visitors"
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"Omar, Benyamin, Chinese peasant."
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"Took a bath on the shipping."
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"You wrote them all."
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"I'll do it!"
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"Shall I plug in the reservation line?"
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"is in violation of Code 33-A, so write 'em up."
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"Everybody, this is Stan Smith."
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"You mean that 4-foot-tall professor"
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"The same way everyone in college breaks their ankle..."
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"playing mushroom soccer."
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"Nothing's changed."
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"Why don't you think of me as a cool uncle?"
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"Yeah."
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"And if you change your mind about me signing your cast,"
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"I know... we're not supposed to."
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"You want to... play?"
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"He's having a seizure!"
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"Well, I hope you'll enjoy your stay."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"If they see you as a friend,"
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"Hey, dudes and dudettes,"
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"hate to be this guy, but we got a call."
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"I'm gonna have to ask you to turn it down."
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"Hey, that you, Troy?"
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"Nice room."
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"Dope mini fridge."
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"You here to party?"
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"In a way. I'm here to stop this party."
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"That's it! Music's going off!"
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"Time to win 'em over"
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"Hey, you suck!"
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"And abused your authority!"
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"It's all good!"
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"some bacon-wrapped scallops?"
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"I'll speak to the maids."
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"by the bristly dewberry bush."
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"I don't have scallops."
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"I guess I could mold tuna fish into a little puck."
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"I have no idea."
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"Just mow it all! Mow everything!"
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"One more thing."
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"Tonight, I'm in the mood for a Charles Dickens novel..."
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"Looks like we're doin' a battle."
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"What... are you afraid of the theater department?"
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"and some stuff we found on the fraternity lawns"
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"except I'm not peeing myself with laughter."
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"Nice!"
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"or we will disperse you by any means necessary!"
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"I feel like I got to do something, man!"
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"I know you're a dummy!"
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"Smith, are you okay?"
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"You're responding to every single thing the mob says."
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"Jo-o-o-sh!"
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"N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"
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"You're a l-a-a-a-a-a-a-me uncle!"
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"Easy, child."
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"First, I realize that I didn't meet Mark Spitz,"
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"Actually, we have to get it back to the theater department."
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"You can. It is not sold out."
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"I confess, I had my doubts,"
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"We came together,"
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"That man crapped all over my room!"
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"It's everywhere!"
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"So, uh, who's gonna talk first?"
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"That sounds reasonable."
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"Let! Him! Go to his car!"
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"No, no, wait!"
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"Cars go!"
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"I'm sorry for what happened,"
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"What are you waiting for?!"
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"Your signal, of course."
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"Smith, I saw you on the news."
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"You really made a hash of things."
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"Smith, kids don't want to be friends with old farts."
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"On loan from Señor Frog's."
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"and I couldn't believe how much money we were wasting"
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"Oh, God!"
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"It's between the mattress and the box spring!"
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"It's smushed into the outlets!"
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"It's under the carpet!"
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"It's in my DVD tray!"
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"It's trying to play it!"
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"It's where the batteries are supposed to be"
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"inside my smoke detector!"
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"It's between every page of my books!"
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"It looks like my pillow is in my pillowcase,"
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"but it is not!"
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"That was quite a game last night."
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"Crazy, right?"
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"Loyal subjects!"
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"Due to some recent cost overruns..."
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"health plan, thanks, current president..."
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"the C.I.A. is just a wee bit over budget."
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"Cutbacks must be made,"
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"and since it's not going to be my hover-throne polisher..."
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"Certain things are still sacred, Your Highness."
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"I'm looking for one volunteer to enjoy a one-month vacation."
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"Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ooh! Ooh! Ohh! Ohh!"
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Wait... what was that last thing?"
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"It seemed to change everyone's mind."
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"♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"You've been furloughed?"
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"Don't worry. I got another job for the month."
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"You're looking at the newest campus security officer"
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"at Groff Community College."
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"Oh, no. You're not gonna be there, are you?"
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"No, 'cause midterms are next week,"
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"Sweet."
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