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Clips from American Dad! - Fart-Break Hotel (S06E06)

"Weren't you the concierge in Pretty Woman?"
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"I've played a concierge in over 400 movies and TV pilots."
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"I can't take my eyes off this enchanting vision."
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"Impossible. The great artist Patrick Nagel painted her"
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"while staying in this hotel..."
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"Then I'm too late to meet her."
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"God! If it were only 1981 again!"
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"Excuse me, where can I get some tampons?"
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"Right over here, miss."
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"I keep them next to my Tony."
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"Huh. No breakfast to make, no clothes to wash."
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"I guess I can do whatever I want."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Laying out your clothes for the day."
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"Honey, stop worrying about us."
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"Go spend time with Francine, get to know her."
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"That's something I always wish I'd done."
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"A-Are you sure?"
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"I'm pretty sure I can dress myself."
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"Uh, o-okay."
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"I'll just..."
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"get to know me."
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"Oop, she forgot the socks."
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"Now, which ones go with the suit,"
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"navy or black?"
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"Do you like horseback riding?"
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"Okay. How do you spend your time?"
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"Well, for the last 20 years,"
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"I've just taken care of my family."
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"Sounds like someone needs to get a life..."
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"get a life... get a life..."
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"Do you know Sarah Blanch,"
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"No, but I hear she's finally coming to one of these conventions."
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"I just heard she was in an accident on her way here."
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"That's horrible! She's presumed dead."
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"There's only one name tag left."
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"You must be Sarah Blanch."
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"get a life..."
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"Y... es!"
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"get naked... get naked..."
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"Please, God, not you..."
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"not you... not you..."
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"So, welcome everyone, and, uh,"
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"Sarah Blanch!"
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"Pam Deakins! The Bakersfield rep!"
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"We've done business on the phone!"
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"Oh...!"
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"You know, Sarah, there's a rumor that you died in a"
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"car crash."
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"I was just dying to be here!"
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"If you're like me,"
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"you were dying to get away from your family for a week."
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"Actually, I..."
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"Horseback riding and hang gliding"
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"and, um..."
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"having sex with some of Chicago's many Polacks."
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"Sounds like the life to me!"
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"Let's walk and talk."
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"What? On a whim, I decided to be a saleswoman"
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"No, I-I get it-- you need a little escape from Francine."
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"We are gonna have so much fun this week!"
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"Oh, no-- Pete Pendelman is a recovering alcoholic."
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"I started hitting the bottle after my wife died..."
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"during breast reduction surgery that I made her get."
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"Anyway, we're gonna have a blast--"
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"as long as the real Sarah Blanch doesn't show up."
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"Oh, don't worry-- Sarah Blanch is dead."
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"Stop torturing yourself, Steve."
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"You'll never have her..."
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"unless you believe in..."
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"time travel!"
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"Oh, sorry, wrong brochure."
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"Whoa! This claims you could travel back in time"
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"using only your mind!"
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"Yes. You can go back in time, watch me be born,"
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"and be the first person to hold me."
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"Thanks, Hector!"
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"Who will hug baby Hector?"
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"You tap-dance, too?"
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"Five."
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"Pete, you've been quiet."
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"What about your family? You married?"
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"I gave him two stars."
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"Her breasts looked amazing during the open-casket."
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"So I... was married."
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"Looks like Sarah's day is over."
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"Aw... Aw..."
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"We show you still haven't checked into your executive suite."
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"Whoa!"
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"A complimentary bucket of Coronas?!"
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"Sarah must be super important!"
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"Hey, let's order huge sundaes from room service"
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"and just pig out!"
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"Oh, no sweets for Pete-- I have stage two diabetes."
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"In fact..."
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"Really?"
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"I could get used to being Sarah Blanch."
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"How the hell does she know how to tap-dance?"
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"Because she's Sarah Blanch!"
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"Hey!"
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"You're loud."
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"All right, Steve,"
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"this is exactly how your hotel room looked in 1981."
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"Whoa. A waterbed!"
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"So, basically,"
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"I just concentrate as hard as I can that I'm in 1981,"
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"and I'll be transported back in time"
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"What is so hard to understand about that?"
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"Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours 13 Christian babies."
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"Hmm. Maybe I should have read a real history book"
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"instead of the one Dad wrote."
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"Roger?!"
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"Damn it, it didn't work."
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"Who's Roger?"
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"Want to smoke cocaine out of my pipe made from a Rubik's Cube?"
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"when it spontaneously exploded!"
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"I demand a week of free rooms,"
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"Wait a second."
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"I made it!"
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"It's 1981."
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