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Clips from American Dad! - Fart-Break Hotel (S06E06)

"Hey, I just got another crazy text"
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"Is he okay?"
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"Oh, I'm sure he's fine."
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"Look, I don't have time for anyone else right now."
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"I'm too busy living my own life."
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"But it's not your life."
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"It belongs to..."
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"You have to give your speech."
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"There she is, our closing speaker,"
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"OmniSlab rep, Sarah Blanch."
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"All right, you've taken Sarah as far as she can go."
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"You... dumb bitch."
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"Hello."
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"Um, I'm here to talk about..."
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"rebar placement and planned gap structure coordination."
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"Huh?!"
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"You know what?"
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"No."
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"What I'd really like to talk about is the, um..."
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"uh... uh..."
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"The Chinese."
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"to our domestic concrete industry."
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"There are over a million"
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"Chinese people in China alone."
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"And I'm here to tell you, they are a-coming, folks."
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"They know math, they know kung-fu,"
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"So let's keep the yella out of our red, white and blue."
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"Sun-faded prints of your paintings"
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"will never be found in Korean hair salons."
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"You paint my dream girl today,"
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"and I need to know who she is."
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"Oh, I'm touched by your passion, young man."
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"but first, share in some cherry wine."
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"Um, cherry wine tastes pretty weird."
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"That's because I put a bunch of weird illegal things in it!"
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"let's drug some kids."
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"Oh, you kidding me?"
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"but all good characters must to come end."
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"Sarah, Jed Farnsworth"
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"of The Cherino Concrete Corporation."
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"Look, I want you to come manage my Portland facility."
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"I... I don't know what to say."
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"Say yes, and tomorrow, you can fly to your new life"
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"in Economy Plus with only one stop in Denver."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What's there to even think about?"
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"I'll take that job in Portland."
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"Wait. What?!"
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"Well, there goes my two-year chip."
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"Thank you to Timothy Crehan of Salina, Kansas"
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"for sending us this week's winning joke."
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"thinking about her family, and what did it do for her?"
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"Wait. You throwing that away?"
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"This would make a perfect cape."
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"You passed out."
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"It's a shame."
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"You missed the creation of my latest masterpiece."
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"She was here?!"
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"No, my dear Smurf,"
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"you are her!"
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"While you slumbered, I stripped you naked,"
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"placed a black wig on you, put a cougar in your lap and..."
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"...voila!"
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"The girl in the painting was you, wasn't it, Steve?"
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"How... H-How did you know?"
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"insurance."
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"Welcome aboard, Sarah."
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"Ms. Blanch, your limo is waiting to take you to the airport."
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"And did you give any thought"
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"to joining my family for Christmas dinner?"
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"Plus, you know I don't dine with robots."
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"when I spent the better part of two hours eating your baaa..."
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"Broxton, before we go to the hotel,"
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"can we make a stop first?"
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"Ms. Blanch!"
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"It's been ten years"
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"and three more Garry Marshall movies."
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"Let me ask."
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"Are you happy with the life you've chosen?"
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"No."
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"No, I'm not."
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"Well, there's always a way back."
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"Here."
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"The Tender Vigilante doesn't have..."
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"insurance."
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"We need to talk."
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"I'm you from the future."
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"Really?"
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"When did I get Paulie Walnut's hair?"
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"Don't get in that car."
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"Wait. What about breakfast?"
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"Thursdays are for me."
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"Francine made Thursday her day."
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"A day to do whatever she pleased."
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"Yeah, girl."
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"Do your thang."
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"Aah!"
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"Then what is it?!"
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"Who farted?"
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"Honestly, I forgot about the whole thing until today."
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"Wow, I just remembered, I was also in a legal battle"
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"I don't mean to ignore your strange monologue, but..."
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"Well, young man... perhaps it can be."
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"Hang gliding? I-I don't know."
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"get a life..."
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"the most solid one ever."
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"Wow, Sarah!"
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"Wow! Five?"
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"from Stan about socks."
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"What?"
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"The Chinese threat"
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"Nagel, you son of a bitch,"
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"Well, I'm not eating it."
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"But nothing's concrete."
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"What?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"to meet my dream girl from the painting?"
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"Excuse me, but this is not Italian squash."
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"Francine!"
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