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Clips from The Simpsons - Itchy & Scratchy Land (S06E06)

"When do you show the consequences?"
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"On TV, that mouse pulled out the cat's lungs..."
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"...and played them like a bagpipe."
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"In the next scene, the cat's breathing comfortably."
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"Just like in real life."
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"- Eyeball stew. - Homer. We just got here..."
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"- I'll have the baby guts. - Lady, you disgust me."
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"Mom, that's veal."
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"- You sure she'll have fun here? - Of course. Babies love the ball room."
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"Torture Land, Explosion Land..."
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"Hurry up or we'll have to wait for the 12:05 parade."
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"Look at that cute little baby ax."
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"It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty."
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"Dirty, maybe. Dangerous, hardly."
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"They have sensors that ensure they only attack each other, never the guests."
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"See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked."
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"This is just what I was hoping for, spending the day together as a family."
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"You know, part of spending time together as a family..."
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"...is spending time apart as individuals."
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"I'm sure we'll appreciate each other more when we meet up at dinner."
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"Are you kids gonna be all right? Kids?"
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"It is the '70s. Right down to the smallest detail."
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"Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool. Personalized plates."
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"Barclay, Barry, Bert... Bort?"
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"- Mommy, buy me a license plate. - No. Come along, Bort."
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"- Are you talking to me? - No. My son is also named Bort."
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"- Who are all these characters? - You're too young to remember..."
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"...the short-lived Itchy & Scratchy & Friends Hour. They had to have friends."
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"Oh, yeah. They weren't very funny."
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"I don't know. Disgruntled Goat had his moments."
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"Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's, where it's constantly New Year's Eve."
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"Here we go again. Three, two, one."
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"It must be wonderful to ring in the new year over and over and over."
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"- The babies look unhappy. - Add more balls."
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"Roger Meyers Sr., the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy..."
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"...loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world."
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"...except in 1938, when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon..."
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"Now, you be a good Pinitchio, and don't you lie."
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"I promise I will never hurt you."
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"I wonder if this kind of violence really does desensitize us."
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"So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?"
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"Don't do it, Bart."
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"I just wanted to entertain."
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"Mop-and-bucket man to the exit of the Nauseator."
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"...stupid Itchy characters in the butt. - Yeah."
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"There's just no way to resist it, is there?"
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"Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested."
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"Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."
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"I'm so embarrassed, I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die."
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"- Okay, throw her in the hole. - Please. It was just a figure of speech."
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"...that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok..."
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"...in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth..."
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"...and the hurting and shoving. - How much time do we have, professor?"
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"- I have nothing to say to you. - But, Marge, I was a political prisoner."
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"Oh, for gosh sakes. What now?"
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"Mr. Robot."
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"You're wrong about that robot trying to be your friend."
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"My hair. You chopped off my hair. Oh, God, I'm ugly."
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"I knew we should've gone to the bird sanctuary."
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"Back, you robot. Nobody ruins my family vacation but me."
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"And maybe the boy."
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"Dad, the flash must have scrambled their circuits."
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"- What are you, the narrator? - Just keep taking pictures."
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"Smashy-smashy."
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"I don't approve of that."
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"Hey, mouse. Say cheese."
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"Die, bad robots. Die!"
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"- With a dry, cool wit like that... - Who'd think that visiting..."
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"...Itchy & Scratchy Land would be our best vacation ever?"
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"- Yeah, best ever. - Are you two bonkers?"
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"We almost got killed. Not to mention all the embarrassment I suffered."
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"But, Mom, it's exactly what you wanted in a vacation."
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"It brought us together as a family, we got a lot of good exercise outdoors..."
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"...and we have so many memories."
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"You know, you're right. This truly was the best vacation ever."
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"...I hate to think what's happening in Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land."
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"Hello. Itchy & Scratchy Land, open for business."
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"I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny..."
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"...but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you."
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"But it would be funny to someone who was watching us."
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"No, Mom. He's right. Observe."
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"Oh, my. Lisa, go to your room."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Remember, every morning, give a bowl of kibble..."
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"Got any fruits or vegetables?"
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"That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
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"There's Disgruntled Goat, Uncle Ant, Ku Klux Klam."
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"Hey, Ma, I'm gonna get me a picture of this crazy critter."
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"With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero."
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"Yeah, "looks like.""
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"There's no need to murmur, ma'am. Here at Itchy & Scratchy Land..."
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"Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever..."
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"- A brain burger with extra pus, please. - Bart."
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"We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop."
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"Do I have to draw you a diagram?"
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"Kids, you heard the cartoon rat."
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"Hey, look, Marge. They're still not fighting back."
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"..."Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.""
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"No flash photography, please."
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"- Dad? - I kicked one of those..."
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"I need the biggest seed bell you have."
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"Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed."
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"I'll get more cameras!"
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"Now, let us never speak of it again."
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"- That's better. - Man, if this is happening here..."
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"Among his proudest achievements was the full-length musical Scratchtasia."
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"I really wish they wouldn't scream."
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"No, that's too big."
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"As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you..."
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"- There are five of us. - Here are two free passes."
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"When you get to hell, tell them Itchy sent you."
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"A chopper. We're saved."
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"I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates."
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"And to show my appreciation, here are two free passes."
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"...for stopping the killer robots."
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"Hey, you're the guys who didn't like our capering."
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