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Clips from 30 Rock - Reaganing (S05E05)

"There has to be something. Go deep!"
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"What's my cue?"
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"Oh, my God. We can run the short grift on this."
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"on top of the world with my new skates and my new haircut,"
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"But the door was locked."
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"Han Solo."
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"I am the Sisyphus of Reaganing."
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"Yeah, that's the kind of stuff I should be saying!"
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"It's in my head now. Let's roll!"
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"It's funny, I remember George Shultz telling me"
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"- Hey! You two want to party? - Now is not a good time, Miss."
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"I'll do stuff with a dog, but I get to pick the dog."
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"What is it?"
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"I just got fired 'cause Kelsey Grammer scammed me!"
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"Forget trying to go straight,"
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"I know. That's good."
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"Kenneth, we've got a new con."
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"I hope you get into a car accident someday so I can have it."
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"using East Coast over-35 standards excluding Miami."
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"You go in there, you grab Carol,"
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"I don't know how it's going to happen here."
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"Yes! When this happened with Joel,"
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"- Does this mean I'm fixed? - Oh, God no!"
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"but then she drowned."
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"Dig! Dig down! Dive into the sexual abyss!"
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"She thought I did it on purpose."
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"I'll try."
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"Okay, fine. Maybe I'm a little old-fashioned."
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"I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys"
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"Well, I found my first gray toeknuckle hair!"
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"But if I couldn't get it done in Vegas after a Penn and Teller show,"
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"it's either you're very anxious or you handled some ham earlier."
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"Anybody gets hurt during the score, we leave them behind to die."
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"Well, I also recently received an unexpected honor..."
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"Well, Kenneth, it's over. I got made at Carvel."
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"- You ate spaghetti in front of him? - Of course not."
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"But I'm gonna need 50 to get started."
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"Now can you put a human on the phone?"
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"Are those some of your pigs?"
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"There's so much we can do with that."
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"Get out of here! He is pitching a no-hitter!"
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"of our shared human experience..."
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"I was visiting Carol in Las Vegas, and there was a performance issue."
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"Anyway, I needed to go to the bathroom."
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"It's been years since my mom and I"
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"I thought I was done with that life, but this is too good."
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"getting credit for my cake!"
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"Larry Wilcox."
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"Make way, I'm Reaganing."
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"Make him eat these. I'll take care of the rest."
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"and he deserves you."
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"Yes, "Bappy Hirthday, Gremlin"."
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"I'm sorry, I was going to say "climax.""
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"No!"
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"And when it happened with Dennis, he had just gotten a perm!"
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"What's wrong, Lemon?"
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"I know food's plentiful around here, Ms. Maroney,"
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"It didn't look good, Jack."
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"Shirt on or off, Shawn?"
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"I'm on my way, Liz Lemon!"
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"Okay, I'm in."
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"I should throw some tossed salad and scrambled eggs at you!"
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"Because, and I'm only going to say this once a decade,"
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"How was the sex?"
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"You haven't had sex?"
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