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Clips from Community - Advanced Criminal Law (S01E01)

"Be thrown out of..."
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"- five-minute recess?"
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"Just because you--aah!"
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"- yeah."
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"Have you got a problem with me?"
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"- but you shouldn't be."
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"I just have to go back out there"
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"- wait a minute."
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"- no, look how handsome my face is."
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"- what? [judges muttering]"
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"- gentlemen, i'm sure you suspected..."
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"- if you want to rehabilitate your fellow inmate,"
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"All in favor say "aye." both: aye."
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"And has no mercy for weaker beings."
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"Oh!"
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"- does he know he stole it?"
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"- flattering."
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"- what do you think they're gonna do to me?"
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"[plays note]"
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"She just told me in the shower,"
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"- isn't borchart hall the pool?"
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"- no."
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"That ms. perry was pretty odd before the recess."
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"- greetings, abed."
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"Uh, mr. chang, could you remind us"
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"- wait! i cheated! - and we're back."
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"That's it."
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"This is your dean reminding you"
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"There's one asian stereotype that does apply to me."
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"I am impartial, so it should all work out."
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"- fine. the tribunal calls teacher chang."
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"- well, uh, yeah, sure."
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"- no, no. there's nothing"
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"- professor ian duncan."
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"[laughs] i know it sounds funny,"
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"That among your school's prestigious alumni"
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"Cate blanchett sexuality and the ridiculous name?"
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"'cept you, toby."
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"You know, the rest is really a surprise."
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"- maybe because i don't look like ron weasley."
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"I got up, i took my morning deuce,"
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"[sloshing]"
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"* squab with lettuce * *"
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"- dean pelton, i move this case"
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"I'm here because i like you,"
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"I think i left that crib sheet on the floor"
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"- thank you, dean, thank you."
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"- * greendale's the way it goes *"
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"Dean, you want so bad for this place to be ivy league"
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"Good morning!"
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"But less tragic, because i get to leave."
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"Listen, i wanted to ask you about that young lady"
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"Have a nice day."
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"Just give me your real number."
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"I'll give you my number if you promise not to use it"
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"Marianne?"
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"- yes. just kidding. no. like that?"
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"Okay. time to learn some formal greetings."
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"[sighs] hi, almost done."
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"Playing you out now, this song."
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"And i--i'd be psyched to be your friend."
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"- greetings, commander."
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"I'm not an alien. [laughs]"
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"- i know! i steal everything."
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"- you listen up, pierce!"
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