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Clips from The Simpsons - White Christmas Blues (S25E25)

"I imagine for small business, huh?"
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"God, I hate Christmas."
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"Mr. Flanders, where's your store?"
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"Well, I'm down to a kiosk, thanks to that place."
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"No cream is finer than mall kiosk cream."
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"It is no wonder you are not married."
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"If I have to give presents,"
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"I'll give presents with a purpose."
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"All that's left is Bart."
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"No."
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"No. No."
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"No, no, no..."
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"Ah, perfect."
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"♪ All from Satan's power"
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"♪ As we were gone astray"
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"♪ Oh, tidings"
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"♪ In Bethlehem, in Israel this blessed babe was born... ♪"
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"Christmas carols only have one verse."
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"Uh, more wassail, please."
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"For your information, Gloria,"
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"my wassail is just Gatorade I put in the microwave."
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"I drank that under the mistletoe."
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"just cherries and lettuce. Oh!"
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"I thought when I ate it, it wasn't poisonous."
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"and all you do is fill this joyous season"
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"with petty complaints."
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"Ho, ho, ho."
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"and put it in room three."
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"Any more questions?"
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"Uh, yes, will the pudding be figgy?"
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"Quite so."
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"I'm going to sulk in my room."
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"An Angelica Button wizard robe."
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"With wand pocket."
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"from the Spells and Potions Department"
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"Don't make me learn about it."
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"I know this Christmas has been a little rocky,"
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"even for the Simpsons,"
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"will restore the balance of prajna and samsara."
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"I mean holly and jolly."
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"I'd like to give you your present."
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"You got me weed?"
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"Even better."
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"So that you can plant a garden and watch it grow."
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"That's great, sweetie."
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"After all that time and hard work, I'll have..."
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"radishes?!"
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"which is the most hated part of dinner."
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"Radishes, nothing but radishes."
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"Dad, stop."
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"What? I'm saving them from the struggle of life."
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"Well, at least you're eating vegetables."
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"Vegetables?!"
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"Okay, Bart, open your present."
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"It's the one I'm most excited about."
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"Plastic bubbling vomit, plastic bubbling vomit."
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"What? Lis, you're smart."
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"Why would you give me a book?"
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"'Cause it's easy to wrap?"
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"Nothing is easy to wrap."
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"I have trouble with scissors."
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"Marge, the brochure promised us a happy Christmas."
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"My uncle died in your bed."
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"N.C. Wyeth."
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"These are book illustrations."
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"Stop it! Stop it!"
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"Why in the world would you burn a book?"
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"Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury?"
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"What? No, I got it from this."
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"How could you burn the present I gave you?"
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"Because it's my present."
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"Did you give it to me because you thought I'd like it"
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"or because you wanted to feel better about yourself?"
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"Children, perhaps it's time that I explain"
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"Okily-dokily."
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"Now, did you check the room to make sure"
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"Need directions or a bottle of water?"
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"No, thanks. We're fine."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Oh, right, we're still doing that."
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"Come on. I'll drive you to the airport."
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"Where are my keys? Oh, right in here."
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"If you smell your farts in a dream, you die?"
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"No, about Christmas."
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"It's a tablet with books on it,"
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"but also apps, like Worms With Friends."
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"Wow. But how'd you afford it?"
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"I sold the gift you gave me."
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"Get the twist? Obviously."
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"You're saying it's from Maggie,"
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"but actually it's from you."
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"Thanks, Lis."
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"Now, why don't you donate that"
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"to whatever hopeless cause you want."
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"Thanks, Bart."
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"This will make a lot of arctic loons very happy."
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"I just wanted to say"
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"I'm sorry I overreacted."
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"Thank you all for coming."
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"♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪"
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"♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪"
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"♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪"
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"No second verses."
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"Okay, we'll sing a different one."
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"♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out ♪"
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"♪ On the feast of Stephen..."
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"Oh, that one creeps me out from the beginning."
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"you have to take the Halloween decorations down"
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"Don't you idiots see what this means?!"
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"Here come the tourists."
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"I'll be fine, I'll be fine."
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"We can't afford Christmas."
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"but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out."
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"people always think that we're, um..."
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"♪ That I'll be true now"
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"♪ She knows that I'll miss her and I'll want to kiss her ♪"
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"No, thanks."
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"One for Maggie. Check."
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"Enough. Stop."
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"but I think these gifts born of thought and love"
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