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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Friends with Burger-fits (S05E05)

"And when you have one, you need more!"
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"Wait. If we freeze the fart, it'll last forever!"
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"Ha-ha, aliens!"
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"We farted on you!"
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"That-that can't be good for you. Yeah."
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"Anyway, cheeseburger and fries, please."
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"Whoa. That's strange."
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"Whoa. Look at that."
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"Sick! Can I bring that to show-and-tell?!"
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"See how disgustingly unhealthy it is?"
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"And it gets bigger and bigger with every burger you serve him."
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"Uh..."
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"Doctor, stop shoving burgers into his heart!"
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"All right, car's gassed up. That's good."
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"The ones I give him every day."
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"Good God, Linda. You had all that ready?"
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"You guys call them pants."
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"This stupid patch of ice might actually be a genius."
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"Plus, he's going to know it's not a hamburger."
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"Nah, nah, Teddy'll eat whatever you put in front of him."
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"You don't need to look at it. Just eat it."
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"Is that what you were going for?"
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"Why would you do that? Oh!"
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"Wait. Teddy,"
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"Wait. Don't look at my calves. They're not that impressive."
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"Okay, here's the deal, Teddy."
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"I will murder you and your mouthy wife."
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"He's handling this well. Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, you know the buttons don't work."
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"I have to unplug it."
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"Just tell your teacher you have sciatica."
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"I think it's sweet you're helping your best friend."
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"Teddy's not my best friend. Teddy thinks you're best friends."
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"Yup."
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"Bob, you see Teddy every day."
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"Yeah, but Teddy's not my best friend, Lin."
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"He's my best customer."
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"And I really value that 30 inches"
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"Yeah, well, off to take my best customer jogging"
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"All right, have fun."
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"Are you all in bed with Mom?"
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"check on... nothing!"
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"Oh, yeah, maybe the nothing's ready!"
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"Great enough for one burger?"
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"I don't think so, Teddy. Oh."
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"Should we call the cops?"
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"It's called stuntman boot camp."
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"I'm in the best shape of my life."
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"Where you might learn how to do this."
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"I'm on fire! I'm on fire! So much fire!"
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"It's not golfers?"
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"Yeah, we like it."
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"It's all right, I guess."
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"Well, we've experimented with lots of stuff. We tried"
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"- curling. - We tried lying"
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"And ice fishing."
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"the most fun thing to do is this!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Hi, Andy. Hi, Ollie."
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"Homework club?!"
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"Push me till I feel something, Zeke!"
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"They call it "ice," and it's gonna change the world!"
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"like Elvis Mitchell!"
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"We won't if you won't! Got to love that woman."
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"Here you go."
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"I just got to use the restroom real quick."
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"Hmm. You ever see Teddy with a briefcase before?"
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"I forgot about that."
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"Coffee is for closers only!"
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"He's eating! Teddy, stop eating."
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"That's not why."
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"Besties. Linda."
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"Oh, my God. Ow!"
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"♪ You... feed him soup when he breaks his jaw ♪"
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"♪ He's your best friend... ♪"
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"Ah, hockey."
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"Well, I-I guess it's time to hit the hay, huh?"
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"Bup-bup-bup-bup, hold on, hold on. What? What?"
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"I don't know, Teddy."
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"That, um, doesn't sound like something I want to do."
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"Though you've already pulled off the toughest stunt of all..."
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"raising three great kids. Yeah."
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"So take it easy, okay?"
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"That was a go. Go, go, go go, go...!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Ow. Wow! That was terrible!"
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"Wait, have you done any of your morning melees in the park?"
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"Well, then you could really get hurt."
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"Yes."
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"Now let's rumble! If your butt touches ice, you're dead."
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"Two kids enter, one kid leaves!"
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"Oh, I can't hang with the big boys?"
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"Look at me. Ding!"
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"into your daily routine. My grandmother does it."
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"Now, Teddy, you're looking for the guy who kidnapped your daughter."
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"Wait, why am I the person who's..."
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"Get... Teddy, get off."
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"Today, one of you will advance"
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"to the Freezer-Dome championship."
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"Now fight! Clank-clank!"
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"you're going..."
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"...down."
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"Yeah! I did it! I pushed a girl"
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"Oh. Sorry, sweetie."
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"Sturdy and purdy."
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"Man, it's really in there."
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"get set on fire... it literally burns the calories right off."
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"Freeze, human."
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"It's like you don't even want to be here."
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"What are your words even meaning?"
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"I had to say he was my best friend"
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"so he'd get healthy and not eat my burgers all the time."
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"Oh, I sell burgers."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, my God. Hey, Teddy."
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"I lied because I care about you."
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"You're not the only guy that serves burgers."
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"it's time for the most important thing in the world..."
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"Hey, hey, you had to try. You know why? 'Cause you're tiny!"
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