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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"- Yeah. - Duh."
Archer (2009)
"it was probably that golem of hers."
Archer (2009)
"which means we need to do a little... housekeeping."
Archer (2009)
"And don't bring back a dirty shovel."
Archer (2009)
"I will literally die."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: And how do you know about this?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on, everybody knows."
Archer (2009)
"If I find out you're lying to me..."
Archer (2009)
"Why would I lie?"
Archer (2009)
"That bitch..."
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"until I find out the truth."
Archer (2009)
"No? Okay, I got one."
Archer (2009)
"And then you say "Who's there?""
Archer (2009)
"I-I don't understand. Are you a cop?"
Archer (2009)
"- N-no... - And yet!"
Archer (2009)
"(screams)"
Archer (2009)
"(chuckling)"
Archer (2009)
"(terrified whimper/sob)"
Archer (2009)
"Although if I'm being honest,"
Archer (2009)
"Rrrrgh!"
Archer (2009)
"(through sock): Mm mmmf! Mmf mmfff mmf!"
Archer (2009)
"- Pfft, pfft! Ptuh! Pbbb! - There! Happy?"
Archer (2009)
"- Both of you! - All right!"
Archer (2009)
"- Have you lost your mind? - (chewing pills)"
Archer (2009)
"- I... no, shut up. - What is this all about?"
Archer (2009)
"- Godddammit. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not! I had no idea!"
Archer (2009)
"POOVEY: Well, some people need to get shot!"
Archer (2009)
"(chuckling) What's happening?"
Archer (2009)
"(chuckling) Okay, but we gotta"
Archer (2009)
"Rarrrghh!"
Archer (2009)
"A quart low on what?"
Archer (2009)
"- What? No, he's my life's work! - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"How, could you possibly think you're the boss of me?"
Archer (2009)
"And the ransom money,"
Archer (2009)
"My what?"
Archer (2009)
"I did it just to see his light go out."
Archer (2009)
"Rrrraaaagh!"
Archer (2009)
"Ungh!"
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"in a bread line and ask for toast."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Why would there be toast?"
Archer (2009)
"- Why wouldn't there be? - KRIEGER: Stop it!"
Archer (2009)
"Now go make me some blue stuff!"
Archer (2009)
"Aktion!"
Archer (2009)
"(dogs barking and growling)"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, God! - What is that?"
Archer (2009)
"Down! Down! Down! Goddammit, do these muttz even speak Engl..."
Archer (2009)
"(low menacing growls)"
Archer (2009)
"- (cat meows) - You don't count!"
Archer (2009)
"Aus! Aus!"
Archer (2009)
"(chuckling) Man, I don't know who to root against."
Archer (2009)
"That is... without a doubt,"
Archer (2009)
"What did you call her?"
Archer (2009)
"- It-it means Treasury agent... - Hey!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Although right about now I'm guessing she wishes it didn't."
Archer (2009)
"(tense/wary reactions)"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, be careful, it's got a..."
Archer (2009)
"- I can explain! - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Because either you were moonlighting as a singer"
Archer (2009)
"- That's what I was trying to tell you! - When?"
Archer (2009)
"Goddammit, Poovey!"
Archer (2009)
"How was that my fault?"
Archer (2009)
"Somebody call an ambulance!"
Archer (2009)
"Archer..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"(angry reactions)"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - What? I was asking if she's okay."
Archer (2009)
"and nobody could possibly survive that!"
Archer (2009)
"Not even in a parallel universe!"
Archer (2009)
"- Wait a minute! - Are you nuts?"
Archer (2009)
"But you have to promise to set"
Archer (2009)
"those Chinese ladies up in business."
Archer (2009)
"who says you get to decide who gets the money?"
Archer (2009)
"you're out of ammo!"
Archer (2009)
"They're all just really happy to be together,"
Archer (2009)
"Well, and healthy. As a family."
Archer (2009)
"Mmmmmm..."
Archer (2009)
"I have a tendency to get sidetracked."
Archer (2009)
"Which, honestly, was kinda shitty of you."
Archer (2009)
"Although I can't imagine you having anything"
Archer (2009)
"Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"♪ ♪"
Archer (2009)
"So, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"And what do you mean, Mother killed Woodhouse?"
Archer (2009)
"- Me? - Yes, you!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, not, you know,"
Archer (2009)
"It's obvious that Archer's"
Archer (2009)
"bungled this whole thing,"
Archer (2009)
"- Rgh? - Mm-hmm."
Archer (2009)
"Rrrgh..."
Archer (2009)
"(big yawn)"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, if someone doesn't bring me toast"
Archer (2009)
"Your partner got in too deep on his dope bill,"
Archer (2009)
"so she had that ape whack him."
Archer (2009)
"- (breaks squeal) - POOVEY: Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"The big idea is"
Archer (2009)
"we're going to Dreamland,"
Archer (2009)
"and you're all gonna stay tied up"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, mountain climbers?"
Archer (2009)
"- Their what? - How would that even work?"
Archer (2009)
"- (long ahem) - Son of a... What?"
Archer (2009)
"No, I was... gonna say rope salesmen."
Archer (2009)
"Anybody have a joke about socks?"
Archer (2009)
"(chuckles) Okay, then, I guess just pout."
Archer (2009)
"(laughs) Uh, do I look like a cop?"
Archer (2009)
"So listen... uh, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life,"
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"(scream, cut short by impact sound)"
Archer (2009)
"♪ ♪"
Archer (2009)
"Double double, toil and trouble..."
Archer (2009)
"it's really no trouble. I love my work."
Archer (2009)
"Alright, once my patient arrives..."
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"- (door creaks) - Well, speak of the devil."
Archer (2009)
"I was just... Oh, damn it, what do you want?"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
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"- Well, don't bring it back dirty. - Rrgh!"
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"_"
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"ARCHER: Now sit down!"
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"- What? - (in agreement): Mmff! Mmf mmf! Rrmmfmf!"
Archer (2009)
"I can't understand a word you're saying."
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"Mm mmmf! Mmf mmfff mmf!"
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