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Clips from Friends - The One with the Memorial Service (S09E09)

"You're having a memorial service for yourself?"
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"- Ross, don't press send. Don't press... - No, too late. Too late. It's sent."
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"Sorry, so is that picture of you and the policeman."
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"I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap. Have you seen Huggsy?"
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"Then what's that big lump under your covers'?"
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"- It's Monica, okay? - That's not Monica!"
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"I know Emma wants him, but he's mine and I need him."
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"She's being unreasonable."
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"Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much!"
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"It's because it reminds her of her Uncle Joey."
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"And she's comforted by him because she loves her Uncle Joey so much."
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"- Really? She loves me? - Oh, yeah."
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"But you know what? If you need Huggsy, don't worry."
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"Emma will totally understand. I won't, but whatever."
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"Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, Rach. I mean, if..."
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"If Huggsy means that much to Emma, then..."
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"Well, she can have him."
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"Oh, sweet, I knew Uncle Joey would step up."
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"- Look, Emma. Look who's back. - No, forget it! Forget it! I can't do it!"
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"Are you...? You're gonna take Huggsy away from a little child?"
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"How do you think I got him in the first place?"
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"All right, you two. I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
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"I don't want anything going on while I'm gone."
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"Here's a few things you can discuss:"
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"Mucus, fungus, and the idea of me and Ross doing it."
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"I've missed you so much."
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"I'm not gonna ask you to get back together. I know we want different things, but..."
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"- But is that gonna make it too hard? - It can't be any harder than this."
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"I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I..."
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"If I had known the last time I kissed you would be the last time..."
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"...I never would have stopped."
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"- What? - Didn't you hear that speech?"
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"If you don't kiss him, then I will."
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"I missed you so much."
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"- I knew you'd be here! - Aw, crap."
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"- Who is this? - It's my friend Manny."
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"I asked him to keep me away from you."
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"- Hey, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe. - Well, you're not doing a very good job."
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"Yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing."
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"- You didn't hear the speech. - I've heard the speech."
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"If he knew it was gonna be the last time..."
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"Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless!"
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"- You're weak! - You're weird!"
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"- Your pants are undone. - Oh!"
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"Where'd they go?"
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"- Damn it. - Well, we blew it."
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"I blame myself."
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"And I blame you too."
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"It's been an hour, and not one of my classmates has shown up?"
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"I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted."
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"There you go. Someone came."
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"Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go hide."
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"This is so exciting. My first mourner!"
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"Hi. Glad you could come."
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"- Please come in. - Hi. You're Chandler Bing, right?"
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"- I'm Tom Gordon. I was in your class. - Oh, yes. Yes, let me take your coat."
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"Thanks. Uh, I'm so sorry about Ross, it's..."
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"No, at least he died doing what he loved."
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"Watching blimps."
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"- Who is it? - You know some guy, Tom Gordon?"
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"I don't remember him."
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"So did you know Ross well?"
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"Actually, I barely knew him. I came because I heard Chandler's news."
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"Do you know if he's seeing anyone?"
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"- Yes, he is. Me. - What? You mean...? Oh."
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"Can I ask you a personal question? How do you shave your beard so close'?"
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"Okay, Tommy! That's enough mourning for you."
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"Here we go. Bye-bye. All right."
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"- Hey, listen. Call me. - Okay."
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"- I'm dead and no one cares? - I look like a man?"
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"This isn't ridiculous. Look around, no one's here."
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"You gave them one day's notice. Not everyone checks the website every day."
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"And Monica, it's probably the way you stand!"
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"I guess you're right. Still, somebody must have seen it."
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"I mean, I went to that school for four years and I didn't have an impact on anyone?"
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"Well, that's not true. You had an impact on me."
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"I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends."
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"Doesn't that count for something?"
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"Oh, great, more party boys for Chandler."
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"I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now go hide."
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"Hi. I'm here for Ross Geller's memorial service."
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"- Kori? Kori Weston? - Yeah."
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"- You look amazing. - And you are?"
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"Chandler. Chandler Bing. And I'm not gay. I'm not gay at all."
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"Don't listen to him. He's in a really bad mood."
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"I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad."
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"I didn't know Ross and you were so close."
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"Oh, we weren't. But we had one class together. He was such a great guy."
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"And he talked so passionately about science."
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"- I always remembered him. - I'm sure that would mean a lot to him."
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"And if heaven has a door..."
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"...I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently."
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"I guess I really missed my chance."
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"No, you didn't!"
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"Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you."
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"It's a long story. But the things you just said really made my day."
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"The fact that you're here means more to me..."
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"You sick freak! Who does that?"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"Kori Weston had a crush on me!"
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"No, Mom, I am not dead."
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"I know it's not something to kid about."
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"It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, okay?"
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"Monica?"
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"Uh, I think you made it clear you can't be trusted with the ball inside the house."
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"- Give it to me! - No."
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"And was being serviced by a policeman."
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"Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents..."
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"- Just to be with you one more night. - I want that too."
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"But then again, I touched so many lives."
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"You are married, though."
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"Oh, don't cover its ears!"
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"...tons of people would come."
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"Kiss him, you fool!"
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