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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Teen Eggs and Scram (S01E01)

"They have a lot of unresolved feelings."
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"- You know, I also saw on TV that moms should"
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"encourage their daughters to confront their fears."
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"It builds resilience."
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"I'm gonna let you handle the mentoring."
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"- What?!"
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"- Ugh, this is so boring. - Oh."
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"- [ Clears throat ] - Um, hello, goth peers."
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"I'm Annie, a registered Lil' PO."
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"How about we go around and state your name and why you're here?"
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"- I'm Infinitee, and I've killed."
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"- I'm Eternitee, and I've killed."
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"- I'm Monotonie, and I buried the dead bodies."
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"I'm a helper. Is that a dead body?"
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"- She's undead, not dead."
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"- Is this grammar? I hate grammar."
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"- We're actually gonna begin the day with goals."
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"What's a dream job for each of you?"
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"I'll start -- I want to raise peacocks as pets, not meat."
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"- Hey, guys, let's get out of here."
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"This place has, like, real second-chance energy."
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"- Let's go stare at that lake that's on fire."
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"- Come back! Next, we get to use pipe cleaners"
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"to express our insecurities!"
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"- I got this, hon."
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"Yeah, that Annie girl is super lame."
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"Follow me. I know where we can get some, like, food for free."
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"- I'll bring the pipe cleaners just in case there's a wait"
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"for a table of five."
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"- It's going to take a long time to process the loss of Loki,"
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"but that's why I'm here."
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"- We were hoping you would feel that way."
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"- I find it best to not let go."
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"Just keep holdin' on forever."
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"Sorrow can last a lifetime, if you do it right."
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"- If you like those pictures, you'll love the ones upstairs."
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"♪♪"
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"- [ Belches, gags ] - Wow!"
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"- Once your organs disintegrate,"
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"there's a lot more room for hot dogs in there."
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"- It's kind of hot, in a gross way."
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"- You really did used to be like us -- but better."
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"- You make me nostalgic for my wild teen years."
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"Maybe my resurrection is also a second chance"
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"to have adolescent fun?"
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"Because first time, I squandered my life."
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"Got caught up in nihilism and despair."
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"- Nice mentoring."
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"Connecting with their despondence"
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"by talking about your suicide."
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"Really brave. - No, I mean my teen pregnancy."
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"Girls, no matter how bad you screw up,"
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"there's no mistake you can't "talk" your way out of --"
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"unless you keep the baby."
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"- I'd only want one if it could be like that doll from "Child's Play.""
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"- Trophy? Quick word in private?"
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"- No secrets, Annie."
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"Don't be rude to the gang."
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"- How am I the worst mistake of your life?"
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"You left town three days after you gave birth!"
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"And you once joined a CrossFit gym"
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"that harvested your kidney!"
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"- Why you gotta be such a buzzkill to your sister?"
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"- She's my mother! - If she never mothered you,"
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"seems more like she's your sister to me."
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"- Sorry, I need to close out your tab."
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"You've ordered the maximum number of hot dogs"
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"we're legally allowed to serve to a group of women."
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"You're welcome back later with a male chaperone."
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"- [ Whispers ] We're not paying. Watch this."
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"[ Growling voice ] Death powers."
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"♪♪"
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"- Did those beetles come out of her --"
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"- It's better not to think about it. - But I want to."
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"I may have just figured out my dream job."
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"- Hey!"
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"♪♪"
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"- That's my favorite portrait of the three of us."
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"- You slept together?"
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"- Absolutely."
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"- We know it's not traditional, but --"
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"- Say no more."
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"Parenting, like grief, takes many forms."
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"- Loki wasn't our son."
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"He was our lover."
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"The three of us were a triad."
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"Have you ever heard of polyamory?"
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"- Oh, it's time to renew our vows."
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"- Once the divorce rate topped 90%, Florida decided"
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"to make marriages auto-expire every 24 hours."
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"- You just use the app."
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"- We were married for almost a decade."
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"But now, without a third person..."
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"it's like the vows have lost all meaning."
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"- Like the Pledge of Allegiance, or an MFA."
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"- [ Over speakers ] Please complete vows in 30 seconds"
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"to remain lawfully wed."
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"30, 29... - Won't you join us, Pete?"
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"- Till death or 24 hours from now do us part."
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"- I think it would really help us with our mourning."
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"- One really shouldn't make hasty decisions"
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"after the death of a loved one,"
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"but rebound weddings are included"
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"in the Super Deluxe Package."
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"My idea."
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"- Throw! Throw! Throw!"
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"- Oh! - Here it goes!"
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"Huegh!"
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"- Take that society! [ Car horn honks ]"
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"- Okay, G-8-T-R-6-9-R. - Whee!"
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"- Why are you writing down license plate numbers? - Hah! Take that!"
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"- So we can send apology notes. - Yeah! [ Laughing ]"
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"- Or hand-deliver. I don't think we can afford this many stamps."
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"- Ear popper? Helps with anxiety."
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"- You suffer from anxiety?"
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"- Yeah, fear of getting last place in wet T-shirt contests."
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"You know, it happens to good people every day."
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"- Wet T-shirt contest!"
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"[ All cheering, laughing ]"
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"- Trophy, as your Lil' PO, I demand you --"
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