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Clips from Farzar - Baz, Bangs, and Brains (S01E01)

"You want to know the trick I use to stay in power?"
Farzar
"I tell my people all kinds of horrible lies"
Farzar
"about you goddamn weird-looking aliens."
Farzar
"So you give them something to fear and hate?"
Farzar
"Exactly. Who could you get your people to fear and hate?"
Farzar
"Skull people suck!"
Farzar
"[crowd cheering, applauding]"
Farzar
"Why are they even on our planet?"
Farzar
"To make us all feel fat?"
Farzar
"There's a caravan of skull people on their way to our border right now."
Farzar
"I've got the video."
Farzar
"[upbeat cartoon music playing]"
Farzar
"All right. Hey, thanks so much for ramming into my brand new car."
Farzar
"Oh, thank you for not yielding to my right of way."
Farzar
"I wanted to ram into a gas truck today."
Farzar
"Here's my insurance information."
Farzar
"Progressive?!"
Farzar
"Wow, everyone's so positive now."
Farzar
"I just love The Mega Brain."
Farzar
"I'm on fire, yay!"
Farzar
"Remember, no negative thoughts or we'll all die."
Farzar
"Good morning, S.H.A.T. Squad!"
Farzar
"So I was thinking, since we can't be negative anymore,"
Farzar
"I can show you guys something that I was afraid you wouldn't like."
Farzar
"What do you guys think of my new tattoo?"
Farzar
"Oh, yeah."
Farzar
"I love tattoos of dudes"
Farzar
"about to eat two hot dogs at the same time, without buns."
Farzar
"I even got a dollop of sour cream on the tips, the way I like them."
Farzar
"I love it, Fichael."
Farzar
"And I love the tufts of curly chest hair at the base of the hot dogs."
Farzar
"Welcome to the fuck-life club."
Farzar
"I'm gonna pass out these cyanide pills and we'll all take them at once."
Farzar
"Why do they need cyanide pills?"
Farzar
"Look at them. Game recognize game, and these people are suicidal."
Farzar
"Are you guys unhappy?"
Farzar
"Not at all."
Farzar
"I've been enjoying the forced positivity so much"
Farzar
"that I didn't realize it was hurting you."
Farzar
"I guess The Mega Brain isn't a good thing, and I gotta stop it!"
Farzar
"But first, hot dog party!"
Farzar
"Yay."
Farzar
"That looks yummy."
Farzar
"I'm harder than uncooked rice."
Farzar
"Huh, Pineapple Charles is back."
Farzar
"The election is heating up!"
Farzar
"We go live to Eternahead, who has been demoted to field reporter."
Farzar
"Thank you, Susan. I'm looking forward to dancing on your grave one day."
Farzar
"Dance with what exactly?"
Farzar
"[sobs]"
Farzar
"Got me again."
Farzar
"So who did you two vote for?"
Farzar
"Well, we were gonna vote for Keeno, because we're poor"
Farzar
"and he promised to help the less fortunate."
Farzar
"But then Bazarack reminded us how racist we are."
Farzar
"I mean, why do skull people get to be on the pirate flag?"
Farzar
"I wanna be on the pirate flag."
Farzar
"I've always dreamed about having my face on a bottle of poison."
Farzar
"For the latest on the election, let's go to Kornack at the big board."
Farzar
"Almost all the votes are in."
Farzar
"Let's zoom in to Blarckop County,"
Farzar
"to my ex-girlfriend Claire's house."
Farzar
"You can see that her new boyfriend's car is in the driveway,"
Farzar
"so obviously, she voted for being a whore."
Farzar
"Wow, looks like all the remaining votes are in."
Farzar
"And wow again!"
Farzar
"It's a dead even tie!"
Farzar
"And with this historic voter turnout, there's only one person who hasn't voted."
Farzar
"Clitaris!"
Farzar
"You know that guy? We're in!"
Farzar
"Yeah, I don't think so."
Farzar
"He's got a real bug up his ass"
Farzar
"just 'cause I blew up his family or some stupid shit."
Farzar
"You better get over there and figure out how to get his vote."
Farzar
"I'll be gone when you get back."
Farzar
"And the next time we see each other, we'll be enemies again."
Farzar
"How can I thank you for what you've done for me?"
Farzar
"Do you do hair?"
Farzar
"Hell yes, I do hair!"
Farzar
"I attended cosmetology school"
Farzar
"before I was expelled for drinking Barbicide"
Farzar
"and snipping off nipples."
Farzar
"[alarms blaring]"
Farzar
"[woman on PA] Red alert, red alert!"
Farzar
"All Dome City citizens must come to Renzo Square immediately."
Farzar
"I've gathered you all here to overload The Mega Brain"
Farzar
"and put an end to toxic forced positivity!"
Farzar
"Everyone, just trust me. Don't hold back."
Farzar
"Think freely."
Farzar
"[upbeat '80s music playing]"
Farzar
"-Gross! -Whoa, where's his dick?"
Farzar
"There! It looks like a little egg in a hummingbird nest."
Farzar
"[man] Why would you show that?"
Farzar
"[man] Man, he's got a little dick. A little dick."
Farzar
"-Oh, man, he's got a little dick. -[man 2] Is he Irish?"
Farzar
"Yes, yes, it's working. We just need one more thing!"
Farzar
"[cheering]"
Farzar
"I'll only say this once in your entire life,"
Farzar
"so I hope you're not catatonic and can hear me."
Farzar
"Good job, son!"
Farzar
"But more importantly, what do you think of my new hair?"
Farzar
"My new barber did it for me."
Farzar
"Too bad he snipped off my goddamn nipples."
Farzar
"[knocking on door]"
Farzar
"-Well, I guess we know who you voted for. -Clitaris isn't here."
Farzar
"-I'm actually here to talk to you. -I've got nothing to say to you."
Farzar
"Look, I've made a lot of mistakes."
Farzar
"I haven't been the man I know I can be, and I owe you an apology."
Farzar
"Please, all I'm asking for is five minutes."
Farzar
"Honey, Bazarack came to talk to me."
Farzar
"He really bared his soul and told me how much you mean to him."
Farzar
"He promised to do better, as a leader and a friend,"
Farzar
"and I believed him."
Farzar
"I think you should vote for him."
Farzar
"If Bazarack won you over,"
Farzar
"he must really be ready to change."
Farzar
"Yes, it looks like my vote put him over the top."
Farzar
"I'm excited that he finally wants to be a better leader."
Farzar
"[laughs]"
Farzar
"Sucker!"
Farzar
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