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Clips from Family Guy - Thanksgiving (S10E10)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"Mysterious awning shortage ravages the Northeast,"
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"♪ And though that sounds suggestive ♪"
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"Well, open the driver's side first."
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"Gobble gobble."
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"You guys, thanks so much for having us over."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Is it son-died tomato?"
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"and the one gay soldier"
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"awkwardly avoiding the use of pronouns."
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"Chow time, boys."
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"I don't trust that turkey those Iraqis made."
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"U.S.A.!"
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"All right, son."
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"Now you're saying only one of them was?"
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"Fine! Here's the truth!"
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"Kevin,"
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"So you were lying to us this whole time?"
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"You weren't really injured in Iraq?"
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"And it's my second favorite holiday,"
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"Uh, he's got a gold tooth, uh, diamond earring."
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"I pull back the sheet, and who is it?"
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"But just looking down at his dead face"
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"That's when I knew I had to get out of Iraq."
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"I call the white meat!"
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"being fought 6,000 miles away from our shores."
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"Dad, you may as well take me to prison,"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"That man's a thief!"
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"Reach for the sky, dirtbag!"
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"And the example you set for me that day."
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"Me, too."
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"And we're back with our coverage"
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"of the Quahog Thanksgiving Day Parade."
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"Happy Turkey Day, Quahog."
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"live at the parade."
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"We've got some on-and-off drizzle here today,"
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"and we're a little w, as you can see,"
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"because, apparently, there are no awnings that exist anywhere."
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"There's your top news story right there."
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"but miraculously has not affected Channels 2 or 6."
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"No no. Keep the camera over there."
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"I want everyone to see it."
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"This is why we're third."
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"And here comes our first float of the day, Tom."
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"It's the James Woods High football team"
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"with their "Not Gay Revue.""
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"♪ We just won the big game ♪"
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"♪ We just won the big game ♪"
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"♪ We drilled 'em and banged 'em ♪"
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"♪ And plowed 'em a lot ♪"
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"♪ Let me stress that it's not. ♪"
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"And here comes the Rocky and Bullwinkle float."
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"Always a popular sight here at the par..."
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"S-Somebody want to handle that?"
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"Does some-- does some--"
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"Does somebody want to deal with that?"
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"The car alarm, "what.""
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"You're kidding."
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"Well, viewers, to top it off,"
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"that's the Channel 5 news van you're hearing."
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"Ph-Phil, Phil just open it-- unlock the doors."
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"You don't have to put the key in the ignition."
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"Okay, well, I guess it's broken, then,"
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"and there's nothing we can do about it."
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"Okay, happy Thanksgiving, Quahog."
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"Here's a car alarm."
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"All right, well, I guess we'll just..."
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"Ahhh, there we go."
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"Oh, that must be Joe and Bonnie."
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"Now remember everyone, let's be cheerful,"
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"'cause Thanksgivings are very hard for them."
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"'Cause Joe can't walk? No."
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"'Cause his bum doesn't open up to poo anymore,"
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"and a nurse has to go digging up there"
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"to get up after his stuff?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I know."
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"That was told to me in confidence."
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"No. Don't you remember, Peter?"
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"It was on Thanksgiving"
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"that their son Kevin got killed in Iraq."
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"Look who's here!"
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"Well, we're just glad we can have people over again"
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"now that that giant crab's gone."
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"Hey, guys, how ya doin'? Come on in."
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"No-no-no-no-no-no-no."
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"No-no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-no."
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"Just go around it."
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"He's not gonna hurt ya."
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"Just go around it."
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"No-no-no-no-no-no-no."
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"No-no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-no."
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"No-no-no-no-no."
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"All right, try just going under him."
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"I think we should probably just go home."
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"Maybe we'll do it another time."
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"No-no-no-no-no."
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"What the hell?"
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"Mom!"
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"Mom, it's me! Mom!"
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"Oh, yeah, it's a baby."
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"It's a big balloon, baby,"
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"just like you're a baby."
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"No, it's me!"
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"It's a balloon of me!"
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"Peter, come look at this."
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"He sees a baby and knows that he's also a baby."
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"So smart."
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"Mama's smart little boy."
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"Aah, check out Quagmire."
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"It's been a year and a half,"
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"and he still looks uncomfortable around his dad."
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