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Clips from The Simpsons - How I Wet Your Mother (S23E23)

"Oh, why can't I cork my wang-wine?"
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"Homer..."
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"you do not yet understand the meaning of karma."
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"But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?"
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"That is beside the point, okay?"
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"it must be because of something you did to others."
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"Deep down, I must be feeling guilty"
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"about getting my friends in trouble!"
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"And my problem won't stop till I make things right with them!"
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"But first, a little more sleep, hm?"
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"This is the best "I'm sorry" party Homer's ever thrown."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"I'm sorry. Cheese on that?"
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"Sorry. Hey, Lenny."
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"Sorry."
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"One more announcement."
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"Make sure you whack"
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"A lot of work"
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"Die! Die!"
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"Die! So, I got to know,"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix."
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"Free?! Uh..."
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"Oh..."
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"Free it is!"
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"my sheets will be as dry as the surface of Mars,"
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"except for the poles."
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"What the...?"
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"Wet? Again?"
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"Oh, I did the right thing for nothing!"
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"There's only one solution left."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Mm-hmm-hmm."
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"Are you there?!"
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"Mm-hmm, okay."
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"Connect alarm hook-up... here."
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"What's going on?"
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"Try to go back to sleep."
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"Oh..."
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"Whoa-hoa-hoa!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Son, I'm afraid the Uralarm Whiz-no-more 9000"
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"What is going on?"
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"Kids, there's something I have to tell you."
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"Your mother and I are wetting the bed."
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"Hey, when you were pregnant, everything was "we.""
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"I'm so turned on."
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"What?"
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"I'm sorry, Homie."
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"What about Cupid?"
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"He's smokin' hot."
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"He's a baby with wings."
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"Marge, it's not the diaper, it's what's inside."
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"Oh..."
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"Professor Frink, are you all right?"
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"I was just trying to get past the New York Times pay-wall,"
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"and then kaboy!"
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"And what brings you out in the middle of the night?"
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"It's kind of embarrassing."
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"Yes, I heard about your husband's bedwetting problem."
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"How do you know about it?"
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"Tweeted by Bart, re-tweeted by Krusty."
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"Well, perhaps I can help."
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"You see, I have invented a device"
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"that allows you to enter someone else's dreams"
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"and explore their subconscious."
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"So we can go inside Homer's sleeping mind"
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"and find out why he's wetting the bed?"
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"Uh, yes. In fact, I just used it"
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"to cure another Springfielder of his particular obsession."
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"Normal Stu likes normal things!"
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"Hmm."
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"We're actually entering Dad's dreams?"
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"Yes, yes. You see, it's the only way"
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"you can uncover the psychological trauma"
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"that is causing your father's secret shame."
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"Why does Maggie have to go?"
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"What am I, a babysitter?!"
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"So no school for me."
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"Hey, guys, whatcha doing in my dream?"
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"Trying to fix your broken brain."
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"My brain's fine."
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"In my dreams, I'm an intermediate skier!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Ski patrol! Everybody be cool!"
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"It's Death! I recognize him"
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"from 40th birthday cards."
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"Homie, this might be a clue."
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"could be behind your nighttime oopsies."
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"You wet the bed?!"
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"Oh... great! Now Death knows!"
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"Uh, nothing, typical dream nonsense."
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"Relax."
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"Everyone knows that if you die in a dream,"
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"you just wake up."
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"Oh, uh, actually,"
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"because I neglected to install the latest Adobe Acrobat update,"
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"if you die in the dream, you die in real life."
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"that Hell is real, and everyone goes there."
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"Frink out."
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"Wait a minute, I can't die."
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"Listen, everyone."
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"We should fall asleep in this dream."
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"One minute at this level"
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"equals two hours one dream level below."
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"Wait, dreams have rules?"
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"Everything has rules, Bart."
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"Not me, when I hit the dance floor."
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"Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ah-ah-ah!"
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"Bart!"
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"Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich."
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"Why don't you fetch it yourself, man."
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"Bart's making faces!"
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"Shut up, you kids, and bring me baloney."
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"Simpson family?"
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"Now, I believe that to solve Homer's problem,"
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"he must face what's inside the coffin."
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"Forget it, Doc."
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"What if that's my marriage in there?"
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