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Clips from The Simpsons - How I Wet Your Mother (S23E23)

"Marriage, shmarriage."
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"See what your monkeyshines have done, boy?"
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"Still smells better than your gym socks, man."
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"Why you little..."
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"I'll teach you to make fun of my socks."
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"Here, quick!"
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"Everyone into my dream!"
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"What brings thy merry band to Stratford's plains?"
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"Forsooth, a myst'ry doth confound..."
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"We never do my thing."
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"Ooh..."
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"Huh?"
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"I know this dream."
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"It's the land of my innermost thoughts"
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"and fondest desires."
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"At last we'll get to the bottom of..."
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"Welcome back, handsome."
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"Uh, Marge, this is my friend Keggy."
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"Mmm..."
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"Oh..."
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"In this fantasy Kwik-E-Mart, you get your change in bacon."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"In this place mothers are for drunk driving."
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"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"Hey Dad, if this is your fantasy world,"
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"how come Flanders is here?"
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"Hi-diddly-ho, dream team!"
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"Where's my God now?"
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"Homie!"
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"We're here to find answers to your problem."
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"We know there's a marriage in trouble,"
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"and it has something to do with fish."
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"Oh, lighten up, Marge."
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"I take you to the Disneyland of me,"
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"and you just want to go to the lost and found."
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"Well, guess what?"
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"We're staying in this dream forever."
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"Whoo-hoo! Wheeee!"
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"Unplug these people, Dr. Ker-dork-ian!"
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"Oh, you foolish man, if I unhook them now,"
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"I won't know if this is safe to use on chimps!"
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"All right, I'll do it myself."
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"Give me that, give me it! No!"
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"Oh, the largeness!"
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"Quick!"
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"Gum up the gears with Moes."
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"Hey, you know what's good for cleaning Moe gunk"
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"out of your gears?"
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"White vinegar. Yeah."
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"Uh, we're goona be here a long time."
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"Oh Death, you're a life saver."
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"May I ask, what's taken so long with Larry King?"
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"I am not..."
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"Mom?!"
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"So your alive?"
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"It's Jennifer Aniston's hair on Friends."
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"Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing."
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"Now, I have something to show you."
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"Something that just might help Homer wake up dry."
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"Hmm. Wow."
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"I'll go to the store and pick us up some dinner."
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"No need. With two Simpson men in the boat"
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"will bring you back a pile of fish."
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"I'm in charge of the tackle box"
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"Ha-ha. And we're off"
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"Bye."
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"Man Homer, you've always been a loser."
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"world that can't strangle you."
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"Um, I hear you and mommy yelling again last night."
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"Oh, no, no."
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"It was just a TV show."
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"Mitch Miller was yelling at one of his idiot singers."
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"You just concentrate on catching the fish"
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"and not whether there'll be someone there to cook it."
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"I got a bite!"
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"We got a fish! We got a fish!"
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"After we eat it, can we let it go?"
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"Can we catch a submarine?"
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"You got home hours late with no fish."
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"It was only a few weeks later"
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"that I left your father for good."
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"You left him because I tipped the boat over"
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"and ruined the vacation?"
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"Pathetic."
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"A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage together"
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"It's true!"
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"I failed the basic duty of childhood."
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"And then when I took Bart fishing,"
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"it all came back, and the guilt made me wet the bed."
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"Case closed."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Now, let's return our dream skis."
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"Case not closed. Hmm?"
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"Homer, you have nothing to feel guilty about,"
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"and I can show you."
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"Roll the film, Cletus."
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""Roll the film, Cletus.""
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"Whatever you say, boss lady."
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"Sorry, Mona."
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"We had more of an adventure than we planned on."
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"You brought back the only treasure I care about."
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"And when the time came that I had to leave your father,"
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"I knew you were in good hands."
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"I'm cured!"
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"I'll never wet the bed again."
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"And maybe you'll stop overeating, too."
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"No can do, baby."
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"the three of us will always be together, in your memory."
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"Stanley Kubrick wanted Robin Williams"
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"to star in The Shining."
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"Casablanca was originally going to star Ronald Reagan."
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"There was a Grease 2, and I wasn't in it."
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"Whoa! Hey, watch it!"
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"There you go again. Shazbot!"
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"And now you'd better run along, sweetheart."
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"Good-bye."
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"Hmm?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Huh?"
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"Whoo-hoo! I'm dry!"
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