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Clips from The Simpsons - How I Wet Your Mother (S23E23)

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"Save me, panic! Huh?"
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"My accordion Post-its!"
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"You are garbage made flesh!"
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""Homer Simpson: Moral Lodestar.""
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"Question: Can we have fun with it?"
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"my dad used to take me fishing just like this."
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"I can't believe you got all your friends in trouble"
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"Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Karma's a bitch, karma!"
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"Moist?!"
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"and you might ask questions."
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""piñata me" and not "real me.""
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"went into this thing."
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"do you guys forgive me?"
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"Thanks, guys."
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"Tomorrow morning"
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"You forgot your receipt for your adult bedwetting product!"
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"Place detection pad here."
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"Now, that's what I call looking out for number one."
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"Uh, uh, that was just the fire alarm."
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""We're" wetting the bed?"
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"A diaper just isn't sexy."
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"That's just not doing it for me."
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"Oh, yes, yes, I'm fine, my dear."
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"What do you see?"
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"Incidentally, I've also proven"
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"Mommy."
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"In your dreams."
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"I'm in me!"
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"Here it comes! Whoo-hoo!"
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"Thank you, Death."
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"No. But I live on in Homer's dreams."
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"While you boys are out playing in the boat"
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"Why you little... there's nothing in this dream"
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"It's okay, Abe."
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"Right next to the movie trivia."
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"We'll take your word for it."
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"Hey, since it's a dream,"
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"D'oh!"
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"Item being procured:"
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"one standard-sized paper clip."
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"Did you guys see that stupid foul call"
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"in the game last night?"
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"See it? We followed the ref home and beat the crap out of him."
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"Yeah, I ill think that might've been a kid who worked at Foot Locker."
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"Hey, the supply room's open."
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"I better close it."
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"Unguarded stuff...!"
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"Attention, lovers of free office supplies!"
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"Come and steal things you can easily afford!"
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"placenta for me?"
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"Mr. Burns!"
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"Oh!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"My rubberized bands!"
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"My binder clips!"
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"Oh, Lenny, why would you steal my bear?"
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"I just wanted something to cuddle at night."
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"That's my cuddle bear!"
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"I loved him, I shot him-- he's mine!"
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"It has come to my attention"
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"that you lunch-bagging wage lizards"
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"are robbing me blind."
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"If you paid us better, we wouldn't have to steal!"
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"You don't even work here!"
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"Wha...?! You mean I've been calling in sick for nothing?"
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"I might not be here tomorrow, that's for sure."
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"Only one of you monkeys wasn't caught"
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"with his sticky paw in my tin cup."
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"Homer Simpson."
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"How you doing there?"
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"Wow, he threw us"
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"under the bus, and now he's sitting"
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"Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone"
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"managed to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?"
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"Well, sir, before I do anything,"
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""What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?""
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"This is a mockery!"
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"Hush! Now, while Simpson gets the day off,"
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"the rest of you will write 30-page essays entitled"
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"You know, boy,"
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"More angry texts from work."
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"That's a lot of eights."
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"and you got the day off!"
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"Hey, it's called karma."
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"Isn't karma where if you do something bad,"
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"bad things happen to you?"
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"A common misconception."
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"Suck it, karma! Yeah!"
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"I'm talking to you, karma!"
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"Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning"
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"lying in a warm, moist bed,"
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"because weekends are..."
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"I wet the bed!"
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"The one embarrassing thing I've never done!"
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"I..."
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"Marge, from time to time I've heard you speak"
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"of a "washing machine.""
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"Where would I find this marvelous contraption?"
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"Why? Are you going to do the laundry?"
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"Not just the laundry."
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"That would be weird,"
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"I'm gonna do all the chores."
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"What the hell are you doing!"
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"Don't yell at me, brain."
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"This happened on your watch."
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"You have two jobs-- thinking and bladder control!"
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"I'm doing the best with what I got."
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"All you feed me is reality shows!"
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"while his giant wife yells at him."
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"Is that so nuts?!"
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"Huh?!"
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"Yeah, shut you up."
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"Now, I'm sure yesterday's incident"
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"of urination domination was a one-time deal."
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"But just to make sure..."
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