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Clips from Family Guy - Death Is a Bitch (S02E02)

"Okay. Mr. Griffin, all your tests came back negative."
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"Fatty corpuscle? Wait a minute. How the hell can a dead comedian..."
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"Mr. Griffin, I'm saying you're fine."
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"Better than okay, Lois. From now on, I'm gonna appreciate..."
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"...all the little things in life, like you and the kids."
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"Your phone number."
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"It's still pretty pricey! Peter, who cares how much it is?"
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"You've just got the most important bill of all, a clean bill of health."
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"Jeez, Lois. How long you been waiting to crack out that gem?"
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"This sucks, Brian. Why should I have to pay this?"
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"- There's nothing wrong with me. - Too bad you're not dying."
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"Wait a second. That's it! They can't make a dead guy pay his bill."
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"It's bulletproof."
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"I know. Isn't it wonderful, honey? Your father is alive and well..."
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"...and we can be a family for a good long..."
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"Who are you?"
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"Which one of you is Peter Griffin?"
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"That's a good one."
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"Why are..."
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"Why..."
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"Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was okay."
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"I mean, he's a doctor and everything, and I'm just Death!"
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"Excuse me. Hello! I'm Stewie. Big fan."
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"Death, you made a mistake. I'm not supposed to be dead."
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"Peter, is that your handwriting?"
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"How did you get that?"
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"Your HMO emailed it to me."
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"Mother! Where are your manners? Don't argue with our guest!"
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"Won't you join us for dinner? Oh, no. I don't want to impose."
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"How did you do that?"
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"...I did some films I'm not particularly proud of."
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"That does it for me."
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"40 or... Let's go."
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"I guess this is good-bye. Meg, you're the man of the family now."
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"Stewie, I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man."
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"A 20-minute call to Larchmont? Who do we know in Larchmont?"
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"- Daddy, can I come with you? - Ask your mother."
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"No, you can't go with him!"
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"- Oh, Peter. - Lois."
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"Does it mention that I ran two weeks of Junior Varsity track?"
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"Let's not do this. I caught Flo Jo. You don't think I can catch you?"
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"My ankle!"
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"Yeah, listen, don't help or anything. I'm totally fine."
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"Damn Irish."
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"Yeah. That felt good, dropping me on the couch like that."
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"Here's some Tylenol. Great. Tylenol. I asked for Advil."
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"Why don't you boil some water and rip up some sheets there, Einstein."
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"I have to stay off it for a while. Not here."
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"Why? You tried to kill me!"
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"Besides, how are we supposed to explain you to Mr. Roper?"
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"It's okay, Death. You just worry about feeling better."
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"Peter, don't you see? As long as he's here, you can't die."
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"Go on. That's it."
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"Make yourself at home, Death."
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"I'm going out for a while. Wait."
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"Peter, where are you going?"
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"Lois, 10 minutes ago, I was staring Death in the face."
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"Now that I've been given another chance..."
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"...l'm gonna do the one thing I've always dreamed of doing."
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"I'm gonna jump off this building."
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"You took me away from a Swedish girlie-girl..."
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"...and her paralyzed, but trusting, cousin for this?"
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"I know I should find this ironic, but I'm just bored as hell."
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"How old is this TV?"
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"You can probably get the DuMont Network on this thing."
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"Peter is a good man and a wonderful father."
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"Could you please find it in your heart to spare him?"
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"What did you use for this cocoa, crap?"
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"I'll be right back."
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"I brought you a magazine. Glamour, great."
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"I hear it's got a great picture of me sneaking up on Tom Snyder."
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"It seems with Death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile."
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"I must do all I can to accelerate his convalescence."
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""Knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone""
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"I can't believe you drank 300 bottles of beer without succumbing..."
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"Yeah. But don't tell anyone. The consequences could be dire!"
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"Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend, Richard Simmons?"
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"Shut up!"
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"That feels good."
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"He's okay. He reminds me a lot of me at that age."
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"Oh, Sandy! Sandy!"
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"Sandy? Not again."
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"Can we please talk about Peter?"
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"He has so much to live for, Death. He loves his children and me..."
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"But you owe me, if you get my drift."
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"What the hell are you doing? I was talking about another fruit cup."
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"Oh, man. This really is my night. I get to live, and I'm on TV."
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"That's right, Tom."
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"...a barrage of bullets and did not die."
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"Peter, are you saying that if I shoot you in the head..."
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"...with this Channel 5 pistol, you'll be completely unharmed?"
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"- Fascinating story, Tom. - It sure is, Diane."
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"The whole world is laughing at me. This is high school all over again."
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"Well, I'll show them! I'll show all of them! Oh, my God, that hurts!"
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"You're not killing anyone tonight, mister! Not on that ankle."
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"This is all your fault. And there's only one solution."
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"You have to be Death!"
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"Death, there is no way Peter can do your job."
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"He could never kill anyone."
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"Yeah! I've thought about it, like in church and stuff..."
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"I'm tired of always being the bad guy. What I do has to be done."
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"He's right. You've disturbed the natural order."
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"People need to be able to die."
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"Now we can get married and everything you promised."
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"Yeah, about that..."
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"...I was pretty sure I was gonna die..."
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"But thanks for letting me draw you naked."
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"You could kill Lois. No. One death isn't gonna do it."
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"You have to do something that will get everyone's attention, something huge."
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"Too huge. But you're thinking. I like that."
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"You could kill any girls who are prettier than me."
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"That would just leave England. Wait. I have it."
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"I'm a genius. You'll kill the kids from Dawson's Creek!"
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"I knew it! As soon as that show came on the air, I said:"
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""I'm gonna be the one who has to kill these kids.""
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"It's true. He did say it. Hot, young celebrities."
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"It's perfect!"
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"But their plane is gonna be making a little stopover in Rhode Island."
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"I'm not doing your dirty work. There's no way I'm getting on that plane."
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"Absolutely no way, and that's final."
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