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Clips from Family Guy - Death Is a Bitch (S02E02)

"There's nothing you can say that'll change my mind."
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"You kill them, or I kill you."
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"Crap!"
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"Nice plant."
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"Note to self, do not go to the bathroom."
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"James, your last movie killed at the box office."
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"It's time we ditched the WB and concentrate on features."
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"I don't know who you are, but just because you're sitting..."
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"...across from me doesn't mean you can give me career advice."
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"Hello, Death? Guess where I'm calling from?"
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"A plane! That's great."
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"About that, I don't think I can go through with it."
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"Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive."
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"Now, they tell me in your next movie, we get to see your butt."
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"Yes, you do. Can we see it right now?"
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"If you're going to be in L.A. And would like tickets to Hitler..."
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"...call 213-du werdest eine Krankenschwester brauchen!"
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"Pilot error. Big mess. Everybody dies."
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"Hold on, I'm getting another call. Brenda?"
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"It's still me. Brenda?"
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"Yes? Just kidding, it's still me."
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"We now begin our final approach into Los Angeles International."
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"If you look out the window, you'll see the San Fernando Valley..."
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""We like being, oh, we like being, oh, we like being alive""
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"I guess it's their time."
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"Actually, it's "well," Pacey. You mean to say, I make love "well.""
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"- You're good to go again, right? - Yeah."
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"Peter? Hello? Peter, are you there? I can hear you breathing?"
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"I don't care if you do kill me, I'm not gonna kill those kids."
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"If they die, I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays..."
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"I'm here to keep you from making an error. A pilot error."
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"Nice going, fat..."
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"Thank God! It's Karen Black!"
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"Fortunately for the other passengers, actress Karen Black..."
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"...actresses over 50 can land large aircraft."
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"Karen Black. What an obscure reference!"
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"You're missing the important thing here."
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"You said you wanted everyone to know the rules of death apply."
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"But you just got here!"
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"We can stay in touch, can't we? What's your e-mail?"
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"Mine is "loismustdie," all one word, "@yahoo.com.""
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"Wait a second. Death?"
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"Because you've given me a great gift. The complete Boz Scaggs."
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"How did you know? I just had a feeling."
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"I'll be back really, really soon."
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""But where are those good, old-fashioned values"
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"I'm so worried about your father."
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"Look. Here they are. My family."
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"You can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments."
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"...from the silent movie era be lodged in my left bosom?"
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"I'm fine? What? Are you coming on to me now?"
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"Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you that you're healthy."
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"Daddy."
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"Okay, that's good. Come on now."
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"Go on. That's it."
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"What the hell do you see in him?"
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"If you want me to make it again... Sorry, my fault."
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"You guys, I bet I can go up to each one of those scary-looking bikers and say:"
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"Actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig. I really wanted to be a wood nymph."
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"Yes. Mothers can be quite the botheration, can't they?"
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"That's why we've got to get you well."
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"Why don't you give it a shot?"
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"You're awful."
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"That's right, Tom."
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"No!"
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"Are those kids on board? Yeah."
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"...where my brother Gary makes a very nice living directing porn."
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""We like being alive, we like being alive"
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"Boy, for a teacher, you sure make love good."
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"Jeez, I probably should've worn mittens!"
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"I was just trying to save your lives. But now you're all gonna die."
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"She landed a busted plane in Airport '75?"
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"Both of the pilots were killed."
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"Come, come. You, heat up some gravy for our guest!"
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"I got a B-plus in Health. Is there anything I can do?"
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""I have no son. I have no son," and Mom just stood there."
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"Peter, all you gotta do is sit there. The plane is gonna crash in LA."
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"Now the whole world does. I guess so."
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"I'm Calista Flockhart. Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Death."
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"I made a mistake? What's this?"
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"Because he's got a lump on his booby."
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"Is this the price of my bill or my phone number?"
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"Is that turkey? Yes, Death."
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"Victory is mine!"
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"So you're better than me?"
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"My ankle's starting to feel better. I should probably get out of your hair."
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"...star of such films as Nashville and Five Easy Pieces, was on board."
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""all the things that make us"
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"I'm here with Peter Griffin, the man who claims he withstood..."
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"You can't tell anyone I'm here. For if humanity discovers..."
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"You have to go out there and do my job."
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"No, it would be a privilege. Oh, dear. Listen to me prattling on like a schoolgirl."
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"$40. What?"
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"- Brian. - Oh, God."
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"Peter, listen, without death, the world would be a terrible place."
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"Not bad, though."
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"Neither of us is drunk."
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"Let's just say, when I was younger..."
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""He's a family guy""
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"Blast!"
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"My sweetie is okay."
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"No, wait. I'm not finished holding my sides."
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"After dinner, we usually go into the living room..."
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"Mind? Of course not. It would be an honor."
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"Sir, that casket costs $1,000."
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"He is."
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"Hold the phone."
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"I don't care what that says! You can't take my husband!"
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"- What was that? - Nothing!"
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"...other than the fine programs on Fox."
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"You're saying the only way to make the world right is for me to kill someone?"
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"Look at that. I beat my loogie."
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"You damn kids with your music."
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"What the deuce?"
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"- $1,000 says I live. - $1,000, huh?"
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"Or am I?"
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""is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Accomplishments? Go to your room."
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"Hey, Death, you got a file on me? Yeah, it's in the car, I think."
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