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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - TV or Not TV (S01E01)

"- Yeah. - In color, with a big screen."
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"And that remote control. All you got to do is move your thumb."
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"Never get up out your chair. Just use your thumb."
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"that'll be about all you can lift is your thumb."
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"- The fella with the ugly wife. - Right. She put the "U" in "ugly. ""
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"I don't like to talk about nobody..."
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"but she looked like the part of the Polaroid that you tear off."
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"But here's the thing. Arthur's ugly too."
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"- That's true. - But his son gave them a big color TV."
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"Now they don't have to look at each other anymore."
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"I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna tell Lamont I want me a new TV."
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"Right. Enjoy life. After all, how long you gonna be here?"
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"I mean, enjoy life. Enjoy some of the things that's gonna be around."
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"You're right, Melvin. I'm gonna come right on out and say, "I want a new TV.""
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"I want a new TV, and I'm not taking no for an answer."
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"- What are you talking about? - I'm talking about a new TV."
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"With the big screen."
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"And color."
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"I already told you, we can't afford a new television."
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"And I'm not spending my hard-earned money so you can sit around all day..."
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"- Well, I guess I better be going. - Stay, Melvin."
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"You can't be throwin' my friends out the house."
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"- I got something to say too. - Say good-bye. Your friend is leaving."
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"Don't move, Melvin. Come on back in here."
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"- Melvin, if you wanna go, go. - Stay, Melvin."
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"- Go, Melvin. - No, Melvin."
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"You guys figure it out, and I'll see you later."
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"That's a terrible way to treat somebody who come to spend the evening with you."
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"Yeah, and keep you away from doing your work."
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"I did my work. What do you want me to do?"
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"What do I want you to do?"
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"Just look at this house. It's a good thing there's a wall over there..."
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"or I wouldn't know where the yard ends and the house begins."
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"That's what it takes to make a home."
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"Well, you look in the middle of this heap, there's not one decent television."
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"I already told you, I am not buying no new television."
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"Because I'm gonna buy something that's more important."
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"- Like what? - Stick around and you'll find out."
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"- A what? - A car. A little convertible."
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"- I knew you'd be surprised. - This is a bad one."
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"This is the worst one I ever had."
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"He bought a car. He bought a new car."
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"Listen. It's not new. It's used. But it's just as good as new."
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"A car. What do we need with a car?"
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"So me and you can get around, sugar."
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"Listen. You know, I was just thinking."
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"Saturday morning, maybe we could get together..."
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"and ride up the coastline a ways, with the wind in our hair."
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"You would? Terrific."
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"I can't believe you. I can't believe you'd buy a new car and I need a new TV."
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"- You always think about yourself. - What are you talking about, Pop?"
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"I don't know what to tell you 'cause I've already paid for it."
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"I can't continue to take out girls in that old broken-down truck."
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"There's no use. You don't understand nothing."
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"Do you realize that everybody has a car today?"
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"Arthur Matthews's son bought him a color TV."
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"That's a good son. Good and kind and thoughtful."
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"If a bum like that can buy his ugly father a TV..."
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"why can't you get your handsome dad one?"
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"So now I'm not even as good as Arthur Matthews's son, huh?"
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"I don't know how you could go on living with somebody like me."
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"Well, I ain't, I can't, I'm not, and I'm leaving."
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"Why don't you go over to Arthur Matthews's house?"
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"You can watch television with him and his ugly wife."
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"Be like a rose between two thorns."
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"- than to be here with you. I'm leaving. - Well, go on, Rosie."
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"And you know that trip you mentioned about going up the coastline?"
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"When you start out there, I hope you run out of gas..."
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"on a mountain."
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"And the filling station is ten miles away..."
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"uphill."
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"And when you get there, I hope it's closed."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"There's nothing wrong with this TV."
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"I used to watch a whole lot of good shows on this set."
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"Just turn it on."
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"Hey, Pop, I got it!"
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"Hey, Pop! Hey, Pop, I want you to see the car."
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"It's a blue convertible. It's a stick. It's got..."
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"Pop, come out here and see the car."
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"Hey, Smitty, Officer Swanhauser. What's up?"
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"- We have some unpleasant news. - What?"
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"The important thing is to remain calm and not get too alarmed and panicked."
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"That won't help anything."
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"Take it easy!"
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"- Okay, what happened? - Your dad is in the hospital."
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"- Zonked? - I'll read from the official report."
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""Unidentified male, black, approximately 60 to 65..."
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"Preliminary medical reports indicating exhaustion and overexposure..."
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"after subject was discovered wandering aimlessly in downtown area."
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"- Where's he at now? - He's in the County General Hosp..."
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"I thought he was going to spend the night at a friend's house."
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"I never realized he'd end up in a hospital. I gotta get to him."
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"Hey, Smitty, what's the fastest way to get to the hospital?"
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"Get right on the Harbor Freeway to the San Bernardino and get off at Mission."
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"- Harbor, San Bernardino, Mission. - Hold it."
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"And remember, easy now!"
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"Stay cold!"
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"- Doctor? - Yes?"
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"Mr. Sanford's son is here."
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"- Thank you, nurse. - How's he doing, Doctor?"
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"- Well, he's coming along. - What's the matter with him?"
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"We really don't know."
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"Amnesia's one of those mysterious things that can develop very quickly."
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"Doctor, I don't know how to say this..."
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"Is it possible he could be faking this whole thing?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"As far as I'm concerned, this is your classic amnesia."
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"That you, Arthur?"
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"Turn on your set and let's watch some color TV."
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"That's what he does every once in a while."
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"Calls out for someone named Arthur. That mean anything?"
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"Is that you, Melvin? Come on in. Let's watch some color TV."
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"- Are you his sole support? - Yes."
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"I wish I had a color TV."
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"Maybe I'll get one where I'm going."
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"You hear that, Elizabeth?"
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"- Do they have color TV up there? - Who's Elizabeth?"
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"Well, there's your story. An old man alone at home."
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"The son has taken over as head of the family, replaced him."
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