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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - TV or Not TV (S01E01)

"So his unconscious mind finds release by blocking out all memory of it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"His recovery and well-being is entirely up to you. You're all he's got."
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"Okay, I'm ready now. Send him in."
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"- Remember what I said. - I know. Try not to upset him."
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"- Right. - Okay."
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"Hey, Pop."
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"Pop."
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"- Hi. - Who are you?"
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"It's me, Pop. Lamont."
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"- Lamont who? - Lamont Sanford."
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"Now, you're Fred Sanford."
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"Who's he?"
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"Never heard of him."
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"Listen. Now, you're Fred Sanford, and I'm Lamont Sanford."
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"And we live together at 9114 South Central Avenue."
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"- Where's that? - That's in Los Angeles, Pop."
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"That's in California, Pop."
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"You beginning to bother me."
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"Hey, Nurse!"
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"Nurse, come and get him out of here!"
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"Wait a minute, Pop. Listen to me now."
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"We got a junkyard and we got a house next to that."
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"- And we got a red pickup truck. - Yeah?"
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"And outside there's this big sign."
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"- What does the sign say? - The sign says, "Sanford and Son. ""
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"Never heard of'em. Get on out of here and stop bothering me."
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"Nurse! Nurse! Nurse!"
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"Pop, don't you remember anything?"
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"and where we talk? Our little room. You remember?"
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"- And two chairs. - Two chairs. Go on, Pop."
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"- And over in the corner... - Yeah? What's in the corner, Pop?"
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"A new color TV."
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"- No color TV? - No color TV."
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"Listen to me. As soon as you're well enough, I'm gonna take you out of here."
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"I'm gonna take you home."
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"You're from the Red Cross."
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"You got a Baby Ruth on you?"
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"Listen, Pop."
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"Try to get some sleep, and I'll come back in here and I'll see you later."
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"But before I go, I want you to take one more look at me."
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"- Now do you know who I am? - I think so."
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"and I'll come back and see you some other time."
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"- Bye, Pop. - Bye, Melvin."
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"Well, did he remember you?"
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"We had an amnesia patient here once. Was here for weeks."
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"Couldn't remember his name, his address, nothing."
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"No, he died."
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"He sleeps well, eats well."
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"Last night he chased a nurse out onto the fire escape."
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"What kind of doctor did you say you were?"
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"Ear, nose and throat."
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"How do you treat a patient that has amnesia?"
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"There's no specific cure."
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"Take him home? And you think that's the best place for him?"
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"He should have loving care and attention."
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"that this old world is still a pretty wonderful place to live in."
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"He needs the sound of friendly voices around him."
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"I'll bet you he's listening to us out here."
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"- It's put him in a nice, relaxed mood. - Do you think so?"
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"Mr. Sanford, you're not going home until tomorrow."
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"Listen. Just wait till you get inside. You'll remember once you get inside."
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"At least they had some pretty nurses come around at night and sponge you off."
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"I know, Pop. But just come inside."
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"You got a nurse in there with a sponge?"
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"Then I'm going back to the hospital."
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"Just give it a chance, Pop. Just come inside, okay? All right?"
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"- I don't like this place. - Come over here and sit in your chair."
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"I don't like this place. And I don't like you either."
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"Okay, now, you just sit here, Pop."
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"Now, I got a surprise for you. All right?"
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"Surprise!"
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"- It's a television. - Not only that. It's a color TV."
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"With remote control. And it's all yours."
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"- That's a 21-inch screen, isn't it? - That's right."
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"They got 24-inch screens now."
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"Why didn't you get a 24-inch screen?"
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"You see, Pop, a 24-inch screen costs more, and we couldn't afford it."
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"We could afford it if you hadn't bought that car."
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"I guess you right. I took a beating when I sold..."
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"What a minute. How did you..."
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"- You didn't even know who I was. - The TV is bringing it all back to me."
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"My son."
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm Arthur Matthews, and I got a color TV."
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"Sit down, Melvin, and watch it with me."
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"That's really beautiful, Fred."
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"That's great. You got a good son."
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"- Lamont? - Yeah."
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"Hey, Pop, I'm going to work now."
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"I want you to try to get that yard cleaned up out there today."
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"He gave me this color TV. I'll do anything he says."
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"All he gotta do is say it, and I'll do it."
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"Good morning, son."
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"Sit down. Here."
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"Well, I'll be doggone. You got a remote control."
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"You don't even have to get up out your chair."
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"All you do is use your thumb. Now, watch my thumb."
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"Must be this volume control."
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"Yeah. Hold this."
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"Hey, Melvin. Hey, Pop. I got a surprise for you."
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"and pack a little picnic basket..."
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"And everybody has a color TV."
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"I'd rather be over there sitting between two ugly people watching television..."
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"Your father is suffering from loss of memory. Amnesia."
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"Amnesia? He's never had anything like that before. How did he get it?"
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"Don't you remember the little room where we have our breakfast and our supper..."
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"- A table. - That's right. A table. What else?"
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"Doctor, how long is he gonna be like that?"
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"- Then all of a sudden, one day... - He remembered?"
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"Besides, we need that bed."
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"That's wonderful. That's really wonderful."
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"If you lost your memory, how did you remember that I bought a car?"
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"He's the best. Ain't nothin' I wouldn't do for my son."
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"- What? - I'll handle this."
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"You ever hear that saying? "It takes a heap of living to make a home. ""
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"He'll never find 'em."
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"Why don't you clean up outside? You know what that junkyard looks like?"
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"Fastest way is to get right on the Harbor Freeway to the San Bernardino..."
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"If she wants her hair to blow in the wind..."
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"His life at home has become intolerable."
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