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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Great Sanford Siege (S01E01)

"Gas. "Final Notice. ""
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"Electric. "Final Notice. " Telephone. "Final Notice. ""
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"What's with all these final notices? Haven't you been paying the bills?"
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"The bills come on time, but there's been a slight delay in the money."
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"That's what I get for leaving you in charge of running this place."
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"You don't know how to take care of nothing."
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"Listen, son, when I got the money, I pay the bills."
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"And when I ain't got no money, there's only one thing left to do."
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"- I know. - Put 'em back in the mailbox."
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"Don't you understand, Pop? They're gonna sue us."
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"They ain't gonna sue. They just say that to scare you."
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"Yeah, well, I'm scared. As a matter of fact, I'm scared out of my pants."
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"I'd have spent my whole life in nothing but some drawers."
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"Just... Just look at this."
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"The drugstore, 28 dollars."
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"How'd you ever run up a bill of 28 dollars at the drugstore?"
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"You been in my drawer messin' around?"
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"You got my stuff..."
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"I keep my stuff arranged neat. You got my..."
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"Never find my glasses. People go in your drawer."
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"I need these here. Stay out of here."
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"These are all the things I need. You know what I mean?"
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"That's how I take care of myself."
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"I don't understand you, Pop. I work like a fool out there."
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"And I bring the money home. Haven't you been keeping a budget?"
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"What good is a budget?"
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"To know if you've got enough money to pay your bills."
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"I can put my hand in this pocket right here..."
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"If there ain't no money in there, then the budget is in serious trouble."
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"- Where are you going? - To ask these people for more time."
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"This is the most important bill that we got."
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"They've already turned this thing over to a collection agency."
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"What do you wanna call them for? They want some money, not conversation."
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"- What does that look like? - An empty pocket."
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"Everybody gotta die sometime."
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"You go in the kitchen and check the water and gas..."
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"- Well? - Water's on. Gas off."
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"We'll be hungry, but we'll be clean."
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"I'm going upstairs and fill up the tub with water before they turn that off."
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"See who that is, but don't let 'em in."
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"No matter what they say, don't let 'em in. You got that?"
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"- Got it. - All right."
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"Mr. Sanford?"
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"- You're Mr. Sanford, aren't you? - No speak English."
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"Come on. Come on, Mr. Sanford. Take it."
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"- Who is that, Pop? - Some guy with a summons."
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"- Well, don't take it. - I ain't. We don't want it!"
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"Well, I'll just tell them it's been delivered and put it in your mailbox."
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"He got more sense than you. That's what I been telling you."
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"I been telling you all morning, put it back in the mailbox."
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"that it's supposed to be delivered to in person."
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"- That was clever. - Yeah."
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"Your turn."
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"Okay, okay, I'll just wait out here until you come out."
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"If I was you, I wouldn't be waiting out there that long in this neighborhood."
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"Get your hat brought to the hospital."
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"Yeah. I got a idea. Go to the door and make some noise and get his attention."
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"- And then I'll sneak out for help. - That's terrific."
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"I saw it in a movie once."
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"Indians all the way around 'em. Arapaho, Sioux, Cheyenne."
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"He took out both guns and started shooting all over the place."
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"And his wife came back a little while later..."
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"You think they'll all fit in this living room?"
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"- I got a better idea than that. - You have?"
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"We go down in the basement and get a couple of shovels..."
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"and we'll start digging a tunnel."
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"We'll dig a deep tunnel all the way down into the ground..."
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"up through the sewer pipe and out into the street."
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"I like your idea better than I like mine."
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"- I thought you would. - I'll take the bills with us."
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"And once we get out into the street, I can put 'em back in the mailbox."
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"I can't even get to the market with him out there."
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"So you can have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later..."
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"or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later."
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"Or you can have a little pork and beans and a little zucchini now..."
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"or a little zucchini and a little pork and beans later."
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"Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them..."
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"and I'll take the zucchini, or I can take the pork and beans..."
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"you can have some cold pork and beans now and some cold zucchini later."
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"Open up! I got a court order!"
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"He's not here. He went to a junk convention in Malibu."
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"Yeah, he went as a alternate delegate."
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"from the Luau Layaway Furniture Company."
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"- Now, open up. - You must be out your mind."
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"Then I'm gonna have to force my way in."
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"Yeah, you'll be in a lot of trouble..."
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"- We have? - We must have. It's 80% black."
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"That's right."
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"And if you don't open up, we're gonna force our way in."
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"- They ain't coming back. - I wouldn't say that, son."
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"I saw it in a movie once on the late, late show."
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"Edward G. Robinson and James Cagney and Wallace Beery..."
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"trapped in a mountain cabin."
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"FBI agents had them surrounded. Edward G. Robinson say..."
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"And James Cagney say..."
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""They won't be back. I know they're not coming back. ""
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"Edward G. Robinson say... And Wallace Beery say..."
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""They Always Come Back. ""
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"I don't believe you. Here you are talking about some old dumb movie..."
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"and we stuck here in this house without no gas, no heat..."
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"We got food. We got pork and beans and zucchini."
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"What would you like? The cold pork and beans or the cold zucchini?"
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"I don't know how you can think about resting at a time like this."
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"You got good zucchini here. It's some good stuff in here. Look."
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"dried garlic..."
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"black pepper, sweet basil. ""
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"Well, if you wanna sleep..."
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"What was that?"
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"- That crunch. I heard a crunch. - I didn't hear no crunch."
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"- Are you eating something? - I ain't eatin' nothin'."
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"You are eating something. You're eating crackers."
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"Let me hear you whistle."
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"I don't believe you. Here I am ready to eat cold beans and zucchini..."
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"and you sitting over here eating all the good stuff that you got hoarded away."
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"They been in my pocket a week. Here. You take 'em."
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"I don't want nothing from you. At a time when we're supposed to stick together..."
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"you pull a rotten stunt like this, and my own father."
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"Who don't know how to take care of business? Can you do better?"
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"- A six-year-old kid could do better. - Why don't you get a six-year-old kid?"
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"- Because I'm stuck with you. - Is that what you are, stuck?"
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