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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Great Sanford Siege (S01E01)

"- Stuck. - Well, you won't be stuck much longer."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Then it won't be Sanford and Son no more."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It'll be Big Dummy and Little Dummy."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And if you don't open up, we're coming in."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Big Dummy, huh? I've had it with you. I'm letting them in."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Let 'em in."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Come on in, everybody. The place is yours."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now, that's better. I'm certainly glad to see that you've come to your senses."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I just got back from Malibu."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll never be able to know if Mickey and Laura got a divorce."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Mickey and Laura are getting a divorce..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"but Mickey don't wanna give up his son Michael to Bill..."
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"even though Michael is Bill's son."
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"- Bill don't want Laura. - One refrigerator."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"There's nothing in the world worse than warm applejack and no TV."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Two beds. I guess those are upstairs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Wait a minute. You can't take my beds."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah, I know."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Just a minute. Can I talk to you? - Come here, Officer."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What can I do, brother? It's my job."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, why don't you get a respectable job?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Sorry, man."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Can you give me some sort of arrangement here?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- We could pay you five dollars a month... - I'm sorry. It's too late for that now."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You should've thought of that sooner."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Wait. I can't let you upstairs. - Let me by, Mr. Sanford."
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"- Come on, Mr. Sanford. - The beds aren't made."
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"- Will you let go of me. - You can't go upstairs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What are you doing?"
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"- He pushed me. - But I didn't do anything."
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"- He fell. It wasn't my fault. - You threw an old man down the stairs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"No, I did not. He slipped on the carpet."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- You fellows saw that, didn't you? - We didn't see anything."
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"- We were up in the bedroom. - He tried to kill me, son."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What is it, Pop? Is it your knee?"
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"- Why don't you get him a doctor? - Son, it's too late for a doctor."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I think you better call Reverend Trimble."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm gonna see that they lock you up for manslaughter."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Wait a minute. The man fell. I had nothing to do with it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"He fell because you pushed him."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It wasn't enough that you tried to take all his furniture away."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- But you tried to kill him. - Yeah. He tried to kill me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you, honey, with a bad back."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You'll back me up on this, won't you?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Oh, yeah?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- What do you think that I should do? - You want some real good advice?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I think I'd better try to make a deal with him."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- That's a good idea. - All right, you guys wait outside."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But don't leave without me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Listen, Sanford. I'm terribly sorry that you got hurt."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"How about if I don't take any of this stuff?"
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"And I'll try to get you a little extension."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You're in a lot of trouble. I'm gonna sue you for every penny that you got."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm gonna take your collection agency away from you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- That's what I'm gonna do. - Take it, son. Take it..."
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"so you'll have enough money to bury me with."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Throwing an old man down the stairs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You think I'll ever walk again?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Don't worry, Pop. We'll wheel you into the courtroom..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah. I saw Ironside last night on television."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm sorry that this had to happen."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But we don't have to go to court over this, do we?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm sure we can settle it some other way."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Just look at my poor father."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"He'll probably become a vegetable."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah. An old dried-up zucchini."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"All right. It's forgotten."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Hey, man, don't hit me. - I didn't mean..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"to take care of your little doctor bills."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Are you kidding? A hundred dollars for a vegetable?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Feel like my ribs coming through my heart."
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"- Two hundred. - Take it, son. Take the two hundred."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't need a private room. Just put me in a ward."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Make that out to me so I can sign it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- He'll probably never write again. - Never. Never write again."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"There you are. Two hundred dollars."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Get your father a doctor and let him have a nice examination."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You don't have to tell us what to do. We know."
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"but it's just starting for us... the trips to the hospital, the clinic."
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"Tomorrow you'll be back in the collection business..."
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"but my old man will be an old cripple parked in front of his TV set."
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"- It's okay, Pop. They're gone. - They gone?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Yeah? - You were terrific. What a performance."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Promise me that you're really gonna try to watch the budget this time."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What do you mean, trying to watch the budget?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's how we got into trouble in the first place."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We got in trouble 'cause you weren't bringing enough money home."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Are you kidding? I work like a fool on that truck..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"and I come in here and you're always watching Days of Our Lives."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You don't clean up this house or nothing. This was the real test."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, here I am, ready to go to dinner."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What are we gonna eat? Steak? Lobster? Roast beef?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Or should we have a little bit of each."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It's this check, Pop. I feel funny about it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You feel funny? You ought to feel good. We got money to pay all the bills."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah, I know, but it's the dishonest way we got it, Pop."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- It's almost like we stole it. - Stole it?"
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"I worked for that money."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Do you know how much money Richard Burton gets for a acting job like that?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's exactly what I'm talking about. We were acting."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, give me my half and I'll go to the doctor and get a checkup."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"There's nothing wrong with you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Listen. This is the idea I had, Pop."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And we'll pay him a little bit every week until we get it all paid up."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll tell you what then. We won't go out to dinner."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We'll just stay home and eat here and you can save that money."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, what are we gonna eat?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Just another one of my great acting jobs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Coffee. - Is that what I was drinking?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And they're gonna come and take it back."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"The bills come on time, don't they?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Then we're in serious trouble."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"The Luau Layaway Furniture Company."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"They're gonna be the first ones to give us trouble."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Oh, you speak Spanish."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Man, get your arm out of my house."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah, you gonna be waiting a long time."
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