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Clips from ALF - Pennsylvania 6-5000 (S01E01)

Our guests-- Undersecretary simon dryden... and sammy davis jr.

"Our guests-- Undersecretary simon dryden... and sammy davis jr."

ALF

Here it comes, brian. Better get the shovel.

"Here it comes, brian. Better get the shovel."

ALF

It keeps him out of the kitchen. Where's your father?

"It keeps him out of the kitchen. Where's your father?"

ALF

Sorry i'm so late.

"Sorry i'm so late."

ALF

Why didn't you call?

"Why didn't you call?"

ALF

Then, go right ahead.

"Then, go right ahead."

ALF

This is totally unfair.

"This is totally unfair."

ALF

I need my own phone line.

"I need my own phone line."

ALF

Would they like one?

"Would they like one?"

ALF

Let's eat out here... have a little chat.

"Let's eat out here... have a little chat."

ALF

I'd like that.

"I'd like that."

ALF

Alf, i'm not sure i had your full attention...

"Alf, i'm not sure i had your full attention..."

ALF

Hate to interrupt, but hand me a screwdriver.

"Hate to interrupt, but hand me a screwdriver."

ALF

Yeah, sure.

"Yeah, sure."

ALF

Cooperation, of course;

"Cooperation, of course;"

ALF

Hold this wire while i turn on the juice.

"Hold this wire while i turn on the juice."

ALF

It took me 10 years to put that thing together.

"It took me 10 years to put that thing together."

ALF

You're on it all the time.

"You're on it all the time."

ALF

Operators are standing by. I've got calls to make.

"Operators are standing by. I've got calls to make."

ALF

It's got to stop.

"It's got to stop."

ALF

It was.

"It was."

ALF

Just don't put it in your mouth.

"Just don't put it in your mouth."

ALF

It's my duty.

"It's my duty."

ALF

It's no picnic.

"It's no picnic."

ALF

No, we all plugged our hair driers in at the same time.

"No, we all plugged our hair driers in at the same time."

ALF

Even if you could figure out how to call the president,

"Even if you could figure out how to call the president,"

ALF

And immoral.

"And immoral."

ALF

But what?Since you don't pay for hbo,

"But what?Since you don't pay for hbo,"

ALF

Isn't that illegal; immoral?

"Isn't that illegal; immoral?"

ALF

I'd like to see what it does when it wakes up.

"I'd like to see what it does when it wakes up."

ALF

[ Presidential music ]

"[ Presidential music ]"

ALF

[ Buzz ]

"[ Buzz ]"

ALF

Mr. Defoe...

"Mr. Defoe..."

ALF

Maybe that's a radical, subversive, commie, pinko group.

"Maybe that's a radical, subversive, commie, pinko group."

ALF

- Trace the call. - Tracing, sir.

"- Trace the call. - Tracing, sir."

ALF

Mr. President?

"Mr. President?"

ALF

He's in the bathroom.

"He's in the bathroom."

ALF

What do you want?

"What do you want?"

ALF

The bombs we're thinking about using.

"The bombs we're thinking about using."

ALF

Tell the president i'm serious, and time is running out.

"Tell the president i'm serious, and time is running out."

ALF

And the association of lawn fertilizers.

"And the association of lawn fertilizers."

ALF

Round them up?

"Round them up?"

ALF

Shall i interpret this to be a threat?

"Shall i interpret this to be a threat?"

ALF

It shows our whole family, aliens inclusive...

"It shows our whole family, aliens inclusive..."

ALF

Brian can't stay up until 11:00.

"Brian can't stay up until 11:00."

ALF

Who will i call at 4:00 am?

"Who will i call at 4:00 am?"

ALF

Sorry to bother you,

"Sorry to bother you,"

ALF

Speaking.

"Speaking."

ALF

Why are you doing this?

"Why are you doing this?"

ALF

Nice meeting you.

"Nice meeting you."

ALF

I never should have let alf anywhere near my...

"I never should have let alf anywhere near my..."

ALF

But you have to respect his feelings about nuclear war.

"But you have to respect his feelings about nuclear war."

ALF

It's commendable that he's willing...

"It's commendable that he's willing..."

ALF

I need a moment alone with the alleged traitor.

"I need a moment alone with the alleged traitor."

ALF

To see what he looked like when he was young.

"To see what he looked like when he was young."

ALF

Of course. I feel terrible.

"Of course. I feel terrible."

ALF

I haven't forgotten about him.

"I haven't forgotten about him."

ALF

[ Buzz ]

"[ Buzz ]"

ALF

Air force one, may i help you?

"Air force one, may i help you?"

ALF

A.L.F.

"A.L.F."

ALF

He's indisposed.

"He's indisposed."

ALF

Hello, sir?

"Hello, sir?"

ALF

Sorry to bother you in there.

"Sorry to bother you in there."

ALF

Yes, sir, on the phone.

"Yes, sir, on the phone."

ALF

One more.

"One more."

ALF

[ Pres. Reagan's voice ] hello?

"[ Pres. Reagan's voice ] hello?"

ALF

Willie tanner's in jail.

"Willie tanner's in jail."

ALF

And i think it's my fault.

"And i think it's my fault."

ALF

I'm sure we'll do everything we can.

"I'm sure we'll do everything we can."

ALF

Hope i haven't oversimplified the problem.

"Hope i haven't oversimplified the problem."

ALF

Goody, thank you.

"Goody, thank you."

ALF

Perfect. They're on their way.

"Perfect. They're on their way."

ALF

Brian, get a grip!

"Brian, get a grip!"

ALF

Fbi freeze!

"Fbi freeze!"

ALF

Six; going on seven.

"Six; going on seven."

ALF

I thought his name was alf.

"I thought his name was alf."

ALF

Are you aware that alf was using this equipment?

"Are you aware that alf was using this equipment?"

ALF

No, i was not aware,

"No, i was not aware,"

ALF

About calling the president?

"About calling the president?"

ALF

We said, "not until after your homework."

"We said, "not until after your homework.""

ALF

Oh, right.

"Oh, right."

ALF

What about releasing my husband?

"What about releasing my husband?"

ALF

No problem.

"No problem."

ALF

Oh!

"Oh!"

ALF

It's wonderful.

"It's wonderful."

ALF

"For exposing gaps in national security

""For exposing gaps in national security"

ALF

Brian, way to go!

"Brian, way to go!"

ALF

"I'm reminded of my humble beginnings,

""I'm reminded of my humble beginnings,"

ALF

Or iowa."

"Or iowa.""

ALF

Hey! Hold it down!

"Hey! Hold it down!"

ALF

About the phone...

"About the phone..."

ALF

I decided it's worth the $25 for your own line.

"I decided it's worth the $25 for your own line."

ALF

Yo, charo, ¿qu?Pasa?

"Yo, charo, ¿qu?Pasa?"

ALF

[ Tv ] okay, the phone lines are open.

"[ Tv ] okay, the phone lines are open."

ALF

Hello, larry... alf.

"Hello, larry... alf."

ALF

Coming along.

"Coming along."

ALF

So, what's up?

"So, what's up?"

ALF

I've got the solution to this nuclear bomb thing.

"I've got the solution to this nuclear bomb thing."

ALF

Let's hear it.

"Let's hear it."

ALF

Mr. Dryden... your response?

"Mr. Dryden... your response?"

ALF

I think what you've done, mr. Alf,

"I think what you've done, mr. Alf,"

ALF

Is oversimplify the problem, somewhat...

"Is oversimplify the problem, somewhat..."

ALF

Mom...

"Mom..."

ALF

I need to use the phone. In a minute, dear.

"I need to use the phone. In a minute, dear."

ALF

Alf, would you turn that down?

"Alf, would you turn that down?"

ALF

Honey, where have you been?

"Honey, where have you been?"

ALF

Daddy, i have to get my own phone.

"Daddy, i have to get my own phone."

ALF

Fine, thank you, and you?

"Fine, thank you, and you?"

ALF

"W"!

""W"!"

ALF

I tried to call.

"I tried to call."

ALF

Somebody's been on the phone!

"Somebody's been on the phone!"

ALF

I'm trying to save your planet from nuclear devastation.

"I'm trying to save your planet from nuclear devastation."

ALF

...just a domestic spat, larry.

"...just a domestic spat, larry."

ALF

Kathy mcdermott has one.

"Kathy mcdermott has one."

ALF

Her family doesn't even have an alien.

"Her family doesn't even have an alien."

ALF

â™ªâ™ª

"â™ªâ™ª"

ALF

The food came.

"The food came."

ALF

That's twice-Cooked pork.

"That's twice-Cooked pork."

ALF

Phillips.

"Phillips."

ALF

Here you go. Thanks.

"Here you go. Thanks."

ALF

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