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Clips from Scrubs - My Rabbit (S06E06)

"at the end, Keith will show up to carry you out the door,"
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"reminding the rest of us that you are the one that's getting married."
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"that some of the girls are wearing?"
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"Everyone's been told that they have to bring backup outfits."
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"Ronnie is waiting at the next corner, and she has no idea why."
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"Oh, Carla, you're the most amazing friend ever!"
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"Duck!"
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"Elliot's getting..."
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"It gave me time to think about what Turk and Dr. Cox said"
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"about fatherhood changing you."
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"This is Jack, right after he was feeding some ducks."
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"- Did she try to control everything? - She wasn't so bad."
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"But mostly, I thought about how much it sucked"
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"Right here. I'm just checking."
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"And how much easier life would be for my son if Kim and I were together."
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"J.D.: It wasn't just about me anymore."
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"Hey."
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"J.D.: The reason time had slowed down was because I had just been"
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"blind-sided by the two most important women in my life."
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"J.D., do you think I'm making a mistake by marrying Keith?"
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"Holy frick, you're still pregnant!"
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"J.D.: Fortunately, Carla had special maid-of-honor radar"
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"that let her know when Elliot was obsessing."
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"Elliot, I already told you,"
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"Thank you!"
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"I'm sorry. Let me just file these and we'll talk."
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"Great."
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"Hello?"
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"How could you do this to me again?"
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"Cut me some slack, I just found out I'm still having a baby."
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"I get it."
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"but you want me to get you some tea and we can sit and talk?"
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"It's open, Kim."
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"J.D., what the hell?"
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"with the giant rabbit head and he doesn't say anything."
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"if I imagined something I was really afraid of."
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"phys-ed teacher in high school named Mr. Fratelli."
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"And the rabbit head because my uncle once ate rabbit and he got belly worms."
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"Look, I wanted to talk to you because, well, the baby's due in a month."
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"You know, so that we could go through it together."
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"Really?"
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"I'm sorry, Kim. This is a big deal for me."
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"- So, what should I do? - Well, it's a tough call."
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"When it comes to babies, women are crazy."
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"(COOING)"
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"I'm gonna Photoshop a basketball into her hand and then Photoshop you out."
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"Everybody's gonna think my baby can dunk! Right?"
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"It's gonna be crazy!"
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"but pregnant women are among a select group of people"
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"Much like sports mascots, local weathermen,"
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"theme park performers and that guy with the question-mark jacket"
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"who teaches people how to get free money from the government."
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"Besides, we're talking about your kid."
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"I think we both know what you're gonna do."
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"- But this is only a one-bedroom. - This couch isn't that uncomfortable."
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"with the mother of your child in the next room."
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"Have I got a carrot for her."
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"we made her an appointment at the hospital."
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"who were mad at her for what she'd done."
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"There was my best friend, who was furious,"
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"and my mentor, who was equally upset, but didn't want to show it."
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"And other acquaintances, who were much more loyal than I thought."
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"Jerk. Who is that?"
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"Hey, and by the way, all of this sympathy that's coming your way?"
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"That's gonna turn."
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"Hey, not finished."
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"It."
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"Mr. Fulton, the reason you're having chronic pain"
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"and trouble walking is you have peripheral arterial disease."
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"How do you treat it?"
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"Interesting stuff."
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"I'm telling you, he could be playing tennis by the weekend."
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"What do you think, Perry?"
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"Let me phrase my response in the form of a riddle."
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"What's black and white and should never,"
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"ever, ever be allowed inside of a hospital?"
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"And yet, you two still nauseate me more."
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"TURK: Oh, my God."
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"Is it still funny to yell, "Get a room"?"
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"I don't care, I'm goin' for it."
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"Hey, guys."
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"- I wasn't nice. That was neutral. - "Neutral"?"
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"Fine!"
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"I'll do it over."
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"How did you get so good at being mean?"
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"It gets much easier when you're married."
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"I'm your maid of honor, and you haven't let me do anything yet."
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"You wrote my wedding toast."
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"Oh, and it's got to have a bathroom with a bidet,"
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"That's why Travelocity's so great."
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"Screw Hawaii. Know where you should go?"
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"I'm booked!"
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"Hey, babe, still thinking about going skiing for our honeymoon?"
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"Kim, everything looks good."
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"Relax, Kim. Dorians are known for their strong will to live."
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"J.D., thank you for being here."
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"It's making it a lot easier to get through this."
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"Well, then I'm glad I'm here."
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"So, do you want to know the sex of the baby? 'Cause I already found out."
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"- Hit me. - It's a boy."
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"- What's his name? - He didn't say."
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"Perry just 'cause I kinda like the ring to it."
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"Sure."
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"Those are all better than anything nerdy like Aragorn or Chewbacca."
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"Are you looking for a Caucasian boy or more exotic fare?"
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"What?"
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"Once spring rolls around, Enid gets a little randy,"
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"to get in our basement and let Enid chase him around"
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"Churro hates America."
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"Yeah, I wonder why."
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"Actually, she's my daughter."
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"CARLA: So, check out the party plans."
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"That's margaritas, martinis and pedicures."
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"Oh, what about a margi-marti-mani-pedi party?"
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"You can't get manis."
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"You need your hands free for the margaritas and the martinis."
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"What? What? What could possibly be wrong?"
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"it's 'cause she doesn't want the same name as her mom,"
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"but I still think it's a teensy bit coinky-dinky."
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