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Clips from Scrubs - My Rabbit (S06E06)

"No problem, Ronnie's out."
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"Wait, I'm not sure yet."
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"We are talking multiple felonies,"
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"Fun."
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"- Right? - Yeah."
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"You know, maybe do something a little less girly,"
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"like bowling or paint ball or fight club..."
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"- Okay, let's make a list. - Sounds great."
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"And that's his heart, right there."
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"Wow. That's amazing."
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"in comparison to the rest of his body."
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"CHILDREN: Trick or treat!"
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"Well, except for you. You're Dorian's kid."
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"Damn it!"
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"I bet he could fit a lot of candy corn in those cheeks."
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"I just hope he doesn't get my dad's dainty hands"
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"Health, happiness and a life-long obsession"
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"with American musical theater."
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"This has been the first good day for me in a long time, J.D."
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"- Thank you. - I'm glad."
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"I have to admit something."
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"hoping you might come in."
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"You don't trust me, and I don't even know if you like me."
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"I don't really like myself right now."
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"But do you think there's a one in a million chance that a year from now"
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"and then maybe, you know,"
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"Aren't you supposed to do surgery on that guy today?"
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"No, I decided to cancel it."
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"Okay, I just got us into a great gay bar for some grope-free dancing."
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"J.D.: "No" can piss off a friend."
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"- Do you want some help, Elliot? - No, Carla, I've got it."
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"There's not any chance."
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"Oh, what'd I miss?"
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"so, out of compassion, I pawned her off on my friends."
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"Thanks."
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"want me to take that annoying husband off your hands, just let me know."
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"We're gonna go look at bridesmaids' dresses to see what Carla thinks."
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"What the frick is with you?"
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"(YOWLING)"
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"Are you really that immature?"
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"I'm gonna go check on Mr. Fulton's recovery."
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"- Oh, Mr. Fulton didn't have the surgery. - What?"
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"Hey, J.D., check it out, Ugly Betty holding Izzy."
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"Dude, what the hell? That was real!"
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"We saw her at Costco."
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"You apologize to your friend right now."
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"Dude, I know the pain sucks, but it's not gonna kill him."
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"And vascular surgery here is way too risky for a guy that age."
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""Would you try on this dress for my cousin Leila?""
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"Okay, what is your problem?"
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"- You're a crazy control freak. - I am not."
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"Because even though I know you don't"
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"I thought I would wear this tiara. Is that all right with you?"
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"- Kim, are you okay? - What am I doing here?"
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"I can't get the zipper up on your big fat cousin's dress."
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"What did he say?"
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"a one in a million chance for the two of you,"
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"and you couldn't just give her a little hope?"
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"Now you're on her side?"
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"and we all told her how beautiful she was,"
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"even though she looked like George Lopez?"
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"- I told you they'd turn on you. - That's just two people."
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"Boys."
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"She's pregnant, man."
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"Hey, Turk, you might want to buckle up because the Coxian Express..."
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"It's a clever combination of Cox and Dorian."
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"Anyway, the aforementioned Express"
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"is about to drop some knowledge on your brown ass."
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"Why did you come if you were just gonna contradict me?"
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"I don't know, intentionally annoying you seems pretty Coxian."
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"That is the adjective version."
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"so that we can present a united front against you."
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"Listen, Newbie, having a kid changes the way you think about everything."
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"Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash,"
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"Thank God you procreated."
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"- You develop patience. - You learn to forgive easier."
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"Twice."
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"Did they perform Big Red Car?"
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"No, sir, not..."
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"(MEOWING)"
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"For example, you've got one maverick hair sticking out of that right eyebrow"
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"that is driving me crazy, and I want nothing more"
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"Unless you want me to. Never mind."
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"But on one condition."
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"You gotta go the next 20 minutes without asking any questions"
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"about what we're doing."
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"And time. That's 20 minutes!"
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"- This feels all wrong. - Elliot, relax."
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"I have made reservations at four different restaurants."
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"I booked a paint ball field, four lanes at the bowling alley,"
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"and I've made reservations at various gay dance clubs."
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"And what if I don't like the outfits"
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"Is Ronnie Eppelito coming?"
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"If you want, we can pick her up. If not, we can fly right by."
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"- I love you. - I love you, too."
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"We're getting married! We're getting married!"
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"J.D.: I was glad it was late and that Kim was asleep."
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"Izzy driving a Tonka truck."
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"Even if it was only one in a million."
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"Hey, do you think that I should marry Keith?"
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"This is how it'll feel when you walk out of that church, married."
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"and then you just left me stranded there at that bar."
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"- Okay, elaborating would help. - He's my conscience."
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"Dorian! She's pregnant, give her the bed."
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"(WOMAN MOANING ON TV)"
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"Unfortunately, that meant she had to face all of the people"
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"All this group anger's made me hungry."
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"Well, that's why I brought in a surgical consult."
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"Hey, Kim."
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"That sucked."
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"Oh! Speaking of which, I'm throwing you a bachelorette party."
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"because my Grandma Lottie still thinks I'm a virgin,"
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"Well, what about your honeymoon?"
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"Turk, for the last time, there's no place called Kokomo."
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"I'll be right back."
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"they're not going to feel a heartbeat."
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"A limo takes all the girls to the spa for a margi-marti-pedi party."
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"Well, I just noticed that you've put Ronnie Eppelito on the list."
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"And I find it odd that a month after I start working here,"
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"Sure, Ronnie claims that"
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